I HAVE HAD QUITE THE WOKE END.
I HAVE.
WE DID THE SHOW ON THURSDAY.
MY WIFE AND I FLEW TO LOP DEPOSIT, ARRIVED FRIDAY AND
SATURDAY.
HAD THE HOPPER OF BEING NOT SRAOEUTED TO PRINCE HARRY AND
MEGAN'S WEDDING.
IT WAS LOVE HOE.
I HAVE KNOWN PRINCE HARRY ABOUT SEVEN YEARS NOW.
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFULER IS MEN HE'S I HAVE BEEN TOO.
GORGEOUS.
IT WAS A WHOLE AFFAIR, HAPPY AND JOYOUS.
UPLIFTING.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME DURING THE CEREMONY.
>> I COULDN'T OF BEEN HAVING A BETTER TIME.
IN MY DEFENSE WHAT FACE TO YOU MAKE WHEN YOU WATCH A CHALETS IN
A CHURCH PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOU'RE SO GRUMPY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
IT WAS TRULY, IT WAS BRITAIN AT IT'S FUELEST.
A PICTURE PERFECT DAY.
WINDSOR CASTLE, SIX HUNDRED GUESTS, 30,000 FLOWERS OR AS HE
WILL JOHN TON CALLS IT A THURSDAY.
HE WAS THERE.
THERE AND PERFORMED SOME SONGS.
AND GEORGE CLOONEY WAS THERE.
SO, CONGRATULATIONS MEGHAN AND HARRY ON YOUR BRAND-NEW
NESPRESSO MACHINE.
I IMAGINE THAT'S WHAT THEY BOUGHT HIM.
HERE IS THE THING.
THE WORST PART OF THER IS MOPEY WAS FLOWERS EVERYWHERE.
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EVERYWHERE.
I GET QUITE BAD ALLERGIES IF I'M IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO FLOWERS.
FOR A LOT OF THE CEREMONY I JUST NEEDED TO SNEED.
I SPENT A LOT OF THE TIME GOING LIKE THIS.
>> James: IT'S OKAY IT'S GONE -- RIGHT.
RIGHT AT THE POINT WHEN THE ARCHBISHOP WAS SAYING IF ANYONE
KNOWS OF ANY REASON I WAS LIKE THIS --
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE.
ANY REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE MARRIED SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER
HOLD YOUR PEACE.
I HAD TO DO ONE OF THOSE INTERNAL SNOWSES.
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU JUST GO -- [LAUGHING]
>> James: I THINK I GOT AWAY WITH IT THERE WERE MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WATCHING.
IMAGINE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY THAT THE ENTIRE PLANET
WANTS TO WATCH YOUR WEDDING VIDEO.
IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL AND INCLUSIVE SERVICE.
IT WAS.
I WAS PROUD TO BE BRIT ITCH ON THAT DAY.
IT WAS A MODERN FORWARD THINKING COUPLE HAVING THE EXACT CEREMONY
THEY WANTED THEY PWRAUPBT BRITAIN AND THE WORLD TOGETHER
FOR A HAPPY OCCASION.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLYWEDS.
WHEN WE GET BACK WE WILL PERFORM A COUPLE OF INAPPROPRIATE
MUSICALS WITH HELP OF AUDRA McDONALD AND MR. DAN STEVENS