ladies and gentlemen actual letters from actual CBS viewers like yourself
and if you're sitting at home now watching uh the program there's a
good chance that tonight the one of the letters we answer may be from you
I mean you know there's 240 million people in this country we're answering four letters tonight two
oh yeah I'm pretty sure one of these is from you
because you know you're out 40 cents or whatever the hell
thank you we uh we take this opportunity to answer our viewer mail because we care about you the home
viewer isn't that right Paul dude yeah exactly and Now ladies and gentlemen a favorite here
on The Late Show the ceremonial presentation of tonight's letters letter number one letter number
one letter number one okay letter number one Dear Dave in my opinion your jacket Linings are not
worth viewing on network TV sincerely seraphino ziccarelli Scottsdale Arizona well you know uh
seraphino I have to agree with you but that's all changing tonight yes sir thanks to Cutting Edge
video technology now you'll be able to watch a different first run Blockbuster feature film on my
jacket lining every night here take a look I just opened it up like that take a look at that there
look at that is the monkey washing a kitty it's a monkey washing a kitty all right being projected
on the line right there on my lining I was like that letter number two letter number two letter
number two uh perfect perfect Dear Dave what will you be doing for Halloween just wondering
Brenda Carrie and Jim uh that's an excellent question well obviously not much because you
know I have to work but our own stage manager Biff Henderson as a little holiday treat for everybody
ladies and Gentlemen please say hello to Biff Henderson The Headless stage manager Beth foreign
what's going on why are you dressed like that buddy
it's Thanksgiving and I'm dressed up as a Thanksgiving Pilgrim Beth
Biff it's not Thanksgiving it's Halloween oh man I'm still screwed up from changing
the clocks last week changing the clocks ah Biff Henderson ladies and gentlemen
Dear Dave letter number three begins I was just wondering if anything out
of the ordinary or spooky has happened at the Ed Sullivan Theater sincerely Andrew
Campbell from Portland Oregon uh let's see you know Andrew excellent question for Halloween
spooky stuff actually happens here uh all the time take a look at this videotape
thank you
I'm kind of sickening it makes you feel sick Summit
letter number four letter number that's right here number four very nice Alan Dear
Dave have you ever had the experience of waking up from an afternoon nap all
sweaty and disoriented this comes to us from Jeff Ratcliffe Wichita Kansas well uh no uh
Jeff but uh what a coincidence tonight we are introducing a brand new character here on The
Late Show Lenny the sweaty and disoriented flight attendant Lenny come on out here
are we taking off my ears won't stop popping
all right