so many trailers to spoof and so little
time
what was our misguided solution take
pieces from all of them and create
something far lesser than a sum of its
parts we've dubbed it a trailer trash
shop dub not dubstep obviously we can't
do my trailer because it's already a
spoof but we can't offer you free cable
cord the professor wants to see you the
principal's office damn it Colossus
narked on me I just have one question
when cap needed help if I'd asked you
will you come I guess we'll never know
but if you had you'd have never been
caught yeah that's what I thought I
would have killed them all and burn the
airport to the ground huh well my loss I
guess so
what's the mission for today yeah you
know what I think I'm gonna go this one
alone
my name is Wade watts my dad picked that
name cuz he thought it sounded like his
superheroes alter ego like Peter Parker
or Bruce Banner for Wade Wilson who
pouch what's your name Laurie surname
prophet Oh Lara Croft by name leap a
cross by Nature
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leapin is my specialty right they're
expecting you on the second floor we do
have a lift you'll get to decide what
kind of King you are going to be I'm
going to be a mighty king so enemies
beware do not sing that song what song
your mission is to accept it
I wonder did you have a choice not to
you know something I don't think I ever
have
you're right I have got some serious
vacation time saved up and I am
respectfully declining this mission
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I heard a story about you I was
wondering if it's true everything you've
heard about me
it's true you really made love to a womp
rat
don't believe everything here my family
is trapped 240 floors in the air there's
a guy moving out of his apartment on
floor 239 and he's blocking up the
elevator the guy you work for is an evil
person
oh you've said that about all my
employers Norman Osborn William Stryker
Wilson Fisk Sebastian Shaw Baron von
Strucker I think you're just jealous of
my brilliant career why can't she be
more like my previous boyfriend Eric
killer longer today we are politely
beseeching the apocalypse to postpone
this scheduled appointment and allow us
a reasonable extension with which to
better prepare ourselves they just had
to go bigger for the sequel how is he
throwing these in such rapid succession
hold on you gave her wings and blasters
so I take it you didn't have that tech
available for me well I didn't want to
start you off with more than you can
handle so I designed these they're made
from the same polyethylene foam as pool
noodles so it's unlikely you'll cut
yourself you won't be able to fly but
you'll look intimidating and these are
high-pressure liquid soap dispensers try
an aim for the eyes give you a few
months to get used to the new suit and
then maybe we can talk about removing
the training wheels
in the Oasis you can be whoever you want
to be except Batman cuz everyone wants
to be Batman and they set a limit of 10
million people hey Batman
hey for example hey Batman hey possible
hey man I never thought I could ever be
sick of Batman but don't please
I never freeze except when I went to
Siberia that was really cold
I remember you got very sick your
mustache looks magnificent it had damn
well better
of course my fraternity has refused to
allow me to take off my signet ring for
this movie so naturally it has to be
digitally removed I couldn't tell ya I
might be the only person who knows what
you really uh-huh
when Disney promised me a solo movie
this is not what I had in mind tell me
how much do you love your family well
that's difficult to quantify I mean how
long is a piece of string you could say
my love for them will die hard I'm
hearing a voice doc this is your
I'm gonna need mr. Drake's property back
well good because I don't want it around
here anymore to haunt me
you tell him boy buy from me tell me
about the mission did you see anything
unusual just this one alien he's bad
news though he gets your number
books the restaurant sends flowers but
come the night he never shows up
they call him the prix dater
I told my parents about you I've hidden
an Easter egg inside the Oasis the first
person to find it will become God it's
been five years where is this thing I
know I keep saying this but are you sure
it isn't that egg up there does that
look like a chocolate Easter egg to you
Armas stop wasting my time
I'll take two that'll be five thousand
euro to accept archaeological relics not
from first time customers I think this
was why you these bandages were used to
wrap tutenkhamun's athlete's foot rank
they're priceless they're putrid no
thanks have you got any cash I risked my
life for these what is the point of all
this tomb raiding if I have to give up
my dream of shooting people with both
hands welcome to the most advanced
nation in the world where we choose our
leader based on who fights best in
shallow water I caught myself every time
I defeat an enemy you must not be a very
good fighter than what no I do it to
myself I do it on purpose
afterwards that is amazing how did you
know how much to space them apart what
did you always plan to kill this exact
number of people that's irrelevant all
you need to know is I got space saved
just for you well you know sign appears
completed am i on the face no no one is
on the face okay you kidding me if I was
kidding you I would say knock knock
who's there
mark and I we kind of what work under
man turns himself into our giant pika
I am giving myself an arch for that one
sorry gypsy y'all only got me secondary
weapon this ship is like an ancient but
majestic bird I'm gonna call it the
century sparrow one hundred and ninety
years old you look great Oh me I'm 22 Oh
hard life no not particularly
why what do you mean they got away I was
given the opportunity to capture the
largest piece of Pez in history that
wasn't the mission Ethan the mission
changed what's going on the 96th floor
is on fire so you're saying it's a
towering inferno
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what the hell are you
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our fandom well we are denim
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thank you for watching why not have a
dick around our channel you may honor
their hidden treasure or just get really
dirty but we would appreciate it I can't
speak for myself
no I meant or forgot it
oh and don't forget to subscribe hey hey
Yukio and negasonic teenage warhead what
did you think of the trash up I thought
it was trash
I can't believe I skipped detention for
this well that was very negative in
teenage all we need now is there she is
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