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>> Greg: WILL SHE EARNED IN
EVEN MORE DETRACTORS BECAUSE
THEY HIRED KID ACTORS?
SHE INSPIRED YOUNG ROCKETEER’S
WERE JUST WAITING FOR THE CHECKS
TO APPEAR.
YOUTUBE HAS CONFIRMED TO PICK
THE CHILD ACTORS FOR THAT VIDEO
THE BEST PRESIDENT HARRIS AFTER
THE WHITE HOUSE DENIED THEY HAD
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CASTING.
THEN THEY DENIED OF A
KAMALA HARRIS.
LET’S TAKE A FOND LOOK BACK AT
THE VIDEO WHERE KIDS TRAVEL TO
THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY TO BE A
TRUE SPACE CADET.
>> I JUST LOVE THE IDEA OF
EXPLORING THE UNKNOWN.
WE JUST HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT OR
DISCOVERED YET.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO SEE.
YOU ARE GOING TO LITERALLY SEE
THE CRATERS ON THE MOON WITH
YOUR OWN EYES.
WITH YOUR OWN EYES, I’M TELLING
YOU, IT IS GOING TO BE
UNBELIEVABLE.
>> Greg: SHE TALKS LIKE SHE
JUST LEARNED THE MOON WAS THE
THING.
WHAT IS NEXT?
A FIELD TRIP TO THE ZOO TO LEARN
ABOUT THESE FASCINATING THINGS
CALLED ANIMALS?
ANYWAY, YOUTUBE SAYS CHOOSING
THE ACTORS FOR THE VIDEO WAS NO
DIFFERENT FOR OTHER UNSCRIPTED
SHOWS CASTING WEBSITES AND SUCH.
EVERYBODY DOES IT.
TO KEEP IT SECRET THEY CALL THE
PROJECT ATTACK OF THE CACKLING
PHONY.
ONE OF THE KIDS HAD THE PROCESS
INVOLVES SENDING A VIDEO OF HIM
TALKING ABOUT HIS PASSIONS AND
QUESTIONS THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO
ASK A WORLD LEADER.
BUT ALSO JOE BIDEN.
THE BIGGER QUESTION, WOULD
YOUTUBE HAVE DONE THIS FOR --
NY STAGE THE EVENT WITH ACTORS
IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WHY NOT
ASK REGULAR KIDS FROM AROUND
TOWN TO HELP OUT LIKE I DO WITH
MY DANCE BAND?
YOU HAVE TO FEEL BADLY FOR THE
KIDS WHO DID NOT MAKE THE CUT.
WE OBTAIN A TAPE OF ONE OF THE
FAILED AUDITIONS.
>> TAKE ONE.
HI.
I AM CHARLIE, AND I AM THIS
MONEY.
>> WOW.
SEVEN.
THAT’S A NICE JACKET.
>> THANKS, IT IS MY DAD’S.
MOM SAID SUNDAY HE WILL COME
BACK FOR IT.
WHY DON’T -- SPACE STUFF INSTEAD
OF MAKING ME FEEL BAD BECAUSE
I’M WHITE.
OKAY.
WHY DON’T YOU TEACH US ABOUT
SPACE STUFF INSTEAD OF MAKING ME
FEEL BAD BECAUSE I’M WHITE?
>> OKAY, CHARLIE, ARE YOU
EXCITED TO SEE THE CRATERS OF
THE MOON WITH THEIR OWN EYES
QUESTION MIKE >> WHAT FOR?
I CAN SEE THAT ANY TIME I LOOK
OUTSIDE AND SEE.
>> IT NEEDS TO BE MORE FAKE.
>> LIKE THE MOON LANDING OR
DINOSAURS?
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT B.S.?
>> CUTS.
THERE IS NO WAY THIS KID IS
SEVEN.
>> Greg: FINALLY I KNEW THAT
JOE MACKEY’S HIGH VOICE WOULD
COME IN HANDY.
HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE
THE VOICE.
I’M GOING TO GO BACK TO THIS --
WHAT I SAID AT THE END OF THAT
PIECE.
YOUTUBE TAKES THE KIDS.
WOULD THEY HAVE DONE THAT FOR
MIKE PENCE OR LENS THAT KIND OF
HELPING HANDS TO SOMETHING LIKE
THIS?
>> I JUST HAVE TO SAY WATCHING
THAT, IS SHE PARTYING WITH
HUNTER?
THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING
WEIRD.
I’M FROM COLORADO.
I RECOGNIZE IT AND --
DURING THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY
EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT
FASCISM AND LOOMING FASCISM
WHICH IS ACTUALLY DEFINED AS
CORPORATIONS WORKING WITH THE
GOVERNMENT TOGETHER ON SHARED
INTERESTS AND WHAT COULD BE MORE
THAN WHAT WE SEE WITH
SOCIAL MEDIA AND BIG TECH
COMPANIES WORKING WITH THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
THEY NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS
WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING LIKE
THIS.
BUT THEY DIDN’T DO IT A
PARTICULARLY GOOD JOB.
NO OFFENSE TO THE ACTORS.
THEY ARGUE WITH DIFFICULT
MATERIAL.
>> Greg: CHILD ACTORS OF THE
WORST CREATURES ON THE PLANET.
THAT’S WHY THEY HIRE THEM
BECAUSE A MAID, WHAT SEEM
SYMPATHETIC.
LET’S BRING SOME BRATS IN THERE.
>> I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS WHEN I
WAS A CHILD.
LOOK AT ME.
I TURNED OUT GRADE PAIRED >> I’M
A FORMER CHILD ACTOR.
KEEP ON TALKING. >> ON --
>> Greg: BRET --
>> CAN I SAY TWO THINGS.
I READ IT FIRST AND I THOUGHT IT
WAS A TOTALS ROOF.
THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS
TRUE.
AND THEN THE ENTERTAINMENT
COMPANY IS FROM CANADA.
THEY ARE NOT FROM AMERICA.
THE ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY IS
CALLED SINKING SHIP
ENTERTAINMENT.
WAIT A SECOND, I THOUGHT THIS
WAS A REPUBLICAN OPERATIVE THAT
PUTS THIS OUT THERE AND THEN I
SEE THE VIDEO.
AND SHE IS SO EXCITED WITH THESE
CHILD ACTORS.
THE SEGMENT IS CALLED GET TO
CURIOUS WITH PRESIDENT HARRIS.
OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO GET
CURIOUS.
THEY ARE ACTORS BEING PAID TO
GET CURIOUS.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE AND
IT WASN’T.
>> Greg: WHAT IS STRANGE,
TYRUS, WE HAVE NOW COVERED THIS
-- DO YOU THINK ANYBODY ELSE
OUTSIDE OUR WORLD --
WILL THIS BE AN "SNL" SKIT?
>> NO, BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE
BETTER ACTORS.
A COUPLE OF THINGS.
FIRST OF ALL, THE KIDS ARE NOT
THE WORST.
IT IS THE MOMS.
I’VE DONE A COMMERCIAL WITH
KIDS.
THE KIDS WERE FINE.
THE MOTHERS WERE BRUTAL.
BECAUSE THEY WERE ACTING FOR
THEM.
BUT ONE THING AS AN ACTOR WE
HATE, WHETHER YOU ARE A CHILD OR
MARLON BRANDO, YOU HATE THE
OLDER ACTOR.
THEY RUIN EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU
HAVE TO KEEP RETAKING AND SHE
HAS HER MOMENTS BUT SHE KNEW SHE
WAS UP AGAINST SOME FELLOW
ACTORS AND SHE HAD TO OWN THE
ROOM AND SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON
WHO USED HANDS TO GO AND WHEN
YOU SEE CRATERS WITH YOUR OWN
EYES, YOU’RE GOING TO BE SO
EXCITED.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE KIDS WERE
GOING?
SHE SUCKS.
>> Greg: ALL RIGHT, KAT.
DO YOU THINK THEY HIRED KIDS
BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT TRUST
NORMAL KIDS?
>> OBVIOUSLY.
NOT GOING TO SAY ALL KIDS ARE
JERKS BUT THERE ARE DEFINITELY
WILD CARDS.
WHAT ABOUT PRETEEN BOYS AT THE
SKATE PARK.
YOU SHOULD GO THERE AND ASK SOME
SKATE PARK KIDS -- ARE YOU
EXCITED TO SEE THE CRATERS OF
THE MOON WITH YOUR OWN EYES?
AND FILM IT.
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO SEE THAT.
SHE WOULD NEVER DO IT BECAUSE
PRETEEN SKATE KIDS ARE
TERRIFYING.
>> Greg: THEY REALLY ARE.
>> CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING?
SHE IS THE HEAD OF THE NATIONAL
SPACE COUNCIL AND SHE HAS NOT
HELD ONE MEETING OF THE NATIONAL
SPACE COUNCIL.
>> THAT COUNTS.
>> THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST ONE.
>> I’M NOT AN INVESTIGATIVE
REPORT A BIT IF ALL YOU CAN SAY
IS "CRATER" I DON’T THINK YOU
SHOULD BE HOLDING THAT MEETING.
MAKE YOU IN CHARGE OF OPEN-HEART
SURGERY.
AND ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW, OPEN
IT UP AND IF IT IS NOT BEATING,
PUNCH IT.
>> Greg: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
SPACE FORCE?
IT WAS BECAUSE TRUMP CAME UP
WITH A -- HE PUT HIS NAME ON IT