Hey my sexy slutty sluts. (r00d)
Imagine i open my video like dat
HAAYBITCH!
Hay sisters
Whats up guys its Tana Mongoose (TOOOTHHHBRUUUUSSHHSSHSS)
Hey, what's up you guys (Hey Yo Tubby Guys)
(Dying Goose Laughter.)
Everyone has that like "Hey Guys" intro and mine is just
MAC!
..So as we have seen in the past few days
weeks, months, years,
centuries there is a lot of hate in this world.
Hate that should ultimately be condemned on both sides apparently, according to our "Great" president; 'cause one side's ultimate goal to create Mass genocide
and ethnical cleansing based on the color of people's skin and religion is as equal to the other side's ultimate goal to
...
Stop them. Since we are all together on this big bandwagon of hate, I decided that today
I'll review one of the biggest hate groups towards my kind. The BIGGEST rival to the gays. That's right, sold without Lady Gaga tickets. (tru)
(Tuhhh)
Wow, I love stereotypes but today we're doing something less terrifying and reviewing the Westboro Baptist church now as a registered gay.
ISUCKDICK!
The Westboro Baptist church has been surrounding my life since the beginning of time.
Protests, media coverage, facebook posts
Video shares, and a bunch of people tweeting me weird images being like "what do you think of this" 'cause I can handle all of it.
So a month ago someone gave me the link to a website called
GodHatesFags.Com and guess who owns it. And how much you want to guess they are not a Lady Gaga fan
Today we're going to review this website for the first time ever and hope I don't start crying.
;__;
Wow, I love myself. (LIES) So let's get started. One, two, three hatred. God hates fags dot com
Can't you feel the excitement (no)
pumping through my bones and here we are at God hates fags. Great
Just change one letter and all of a sudden it's "God hates figs"
Did you know that figs digest wasps? If I was God I'd hate that too.
"Since 1955, Westboro Baptist Church has taken forth
the precarious from the vile and so is as the mouth of God" was that grammatically correct?
Or did I read that wrong? Opposing the fag lifestyle of soul
damning, nation destroying filth. Great. I love peace. Oh, look at parodies, hymns and sermons. Delicious. Not working
Just like their protests
hahahahaha
Song: Great shout!
Song: Destructions's what you're after
*instruments*
Song: Cruel scoffers/ Sin will bring e-ter-nal fire
Song: Burning down the house/ Here to tell you God hates fags
Song: Time to listen to the Lord. Mac: Time to listen to the Lord. Great. I'm gonna burst into flames apparently. Awesome. I love fire.
I've always wanted to be a firebender. That's great.
They have a hit list as in these songs are hit. They ain't just regular parodies y'all.
They bought and they got a list; they got a top 10, Gaga. Your fave would never. Honestly, they have a parody of "Hello"
by Adele. Song: Hello
Mac: Hi. Song: it's me
Song: I am confident that after all the crumbs I let you eat/ You'll come over
M: you had me at eating crumbs. Song: to dip your finger in some water please
Song: 'cause this is too much grievin' . Mac: was that a sexual reference?
Song: Hello from the other side/ I've heard you plead a thousand times
Mac: Okay
Great. Now I can see why that's number eight in the top ten. They have a parody of Chandelier by Sia
Honestly, I have been more afraid in my entire life until this moment
Song: All the pain all the hurt/ Won't stop your sin, when will you learn/ You're goin' down, goin' down
Song: Proud sinners hang from the chandelier, from the chandelier
Mac: They got harmonies in the bitch. Oh my God ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha. Honestly, your fave could never. Your fave tried but failed, okay? Ay
Song: How could a hater like you hear from me? Mac: Me too. Retweet
Song: I learned to Vine just to mock your endless lies
Mac: ReIatable "I learned to Vine just to mock your endless lies" me too. Retweet, reblog, repost, re-Vine bitch
Ay, ay, ay
She's threatening, you gon' hear the word of God, bitch. Drink this Kool Aid.
At this point I think we're done with the parody. Wait a minute now. There is a parody of "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha
Song: You think you're superstars/ God hates who you are
Mac: 'kay we're good. We're great. We're Gucci
Oh, they have a picket schedule. Music videos. My favorite. "Michael Jackson died and split hell wide open"
"The Lord is coming and this the world is going down"
Mac: Wow, nothing says Michael Jackson's beat it like doing the choreography of "Thriller"
I will say
Song: One, John two and to the fo'/ the servants of the WBC are at the do'/ ain't nothing but a Bible thang, baby
Mac: Yes, please freeze it. Thank you very much. I was speechless and had no idea what to do
You know, I think I tried my best to
understand where this hatred comes from all but I got was a bunch of random parodies and cries for attention
So, thank you guys so much for watching. Should I review more of this website? Comment down below if you think so.
My name's Mac and don't forget to like, comment, share and
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