- Pffft. I think I almost got it.
- What's going on?
- Orange is trying to learn how to whistle.
I'm rooting against him.
- As am I. Can you imagine how he'll terrorize
the kitchen if he figures it out?
- One more try! (grunts)
Wow, that was weird!
Is that what whistling's supposed to sound like?
- (grunts)
- Oh, it was Corn. For a second I couldn't believe my ears!
(laughs) Get it? Corn! Ears!
- Yes, yes, we're all laughing super hard about it, Orange.
- (screams) It's a joke! (laughs)
- More importantly, why are you glowing green, dude?
- Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy--
- Did somebody say "I know this is gonna sound crazy"?
- Oh, great. You summoned Lou.
- Go on! Someone was about to say
something was supposedly "crazy".
I was trying to do air quotes there,
but I don't have fingers!
Imagine I did though, to emphasize my
disdain for the word "crazy".
Now please, go on.
- Well, there are weird patterns in
knocked down corn stalks out in the field.
Me and my friends, well,
we kinda think they might be crop circles.
- Oh, like, say from aliens?
- Woah, did someone say "aliens"?
- Great, and now we've summoned Crack Pot!
- Woah, what's up Lou? How you been, man?
I haven't seen you since the convention
about how the moon is like a hoax.
- Um, I think you mean the moon landing?
- Um, no, I mean the moon! Think about it, sheeple!
How does it stay up in the air like that?
Wires! That's how!
The same wires the government uses
to tap our phones and our toilets!
- Oh, good Lord. I don't know if I can handle two of 'em.
- What was that?
You can't handle a double-dose of the truth?
Well I feel sorry for you, pal,
'cause you ain't nothin' but a sheep.
- (bleats) For me, sheep. Baa-aa-aa.
- (bleats)
- Orange, why are you Baa-aa-ing?
- I don't know, seems fun.
- I think I'll go do literally anything else
than have a conversation with these two nutsos.
- That's it, go on. Run away from the truth.
Secret societies control the world!
- Aw, come on, fruits! This affects all of us!
2Pac is still very much alive!
- All I want is for somebody to love me.
- What?
- Hmm?
- But you just said--
- (stutter) Nah, just tell me more about these crop circles.
Let's see photos!
- Mmm, mhm, notice the concentric circles here on the edge!
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
- Sure am.
These aliens are definitely from the Sculptor galaxy.
- What do you think, Corn?
Is there even a kernel of truth to their theories? (laughs)
- Hey, guys! What's all the yelling about?
- Wait, why do you reek of corn?
- Hey! We don't reek, jerk!
- Oh, man. This is gonna sound crazy, but--
All: Go on.
- Well, I got lost in a corn field
in my monster truck last night.
Oh, man, it took me like, a full night of
driving in circles to find my way out.
- Oh, well this is certainly devastating to our theory.
- It disproves nothing!
Look how he's glowing green, for instance!
- Oh, am I? Awh shoot. Well, that's part of the reason
it took me so long to get out.
My truck sprung a huge anti-freeze leak!
- Anti-freeze? That's what the goo puddle was?
Aw snap, I got some of that in my mouth!
- This disproves nothing!
Little Apple!
Surely you saw something strange-looking out there, right?
- Yep, sure did! I think I saw your mom!
(laughter)
- Aw man, I wish I could high-five you so bad right now!
- Come on, Lou, let's leave these deniers to their denial.
- Um, guys? Don't look now, but, flying saucer!
- Har har.
Make the "crazy" guys look up because they're so gullible.
I was attempting to do air quotes on "crazy" again just FYI.
- No! Really! Flying saucer!
- Huh? (screams)
Well I'll be dipped in chocolate sauce,
it's nice to be short sometimes.
- (moaning) Um, guys?
My head hurts.
It kinda feels like I-- I-- (screams)
(Screams)
(all scream)
- Guys? Maybe we should split! (laughs)
- Yeah! Good call!
- Does no one care that I drank
copious amounts of anti-freeze?
(Throws up)
- Wow! Now that's a lot of barf! (whistles)
Hey! I did it! I figured out how to whistle!
(cheers, whistles All: Noooo!