GURL, GUY, GIANT, IMMORTAL, FAIRY, *ominous music*, PIGGGGG, GO!
Are you sure for the 30th and final time do you really want to do this?
I don't want to have to dispose of my best secretary
again, definitely
Wait again. Her name was Jenny. It's a long story
Jenny
Guila! now, I know you've always had sense
I'll go ahead and close my good eye turn around and count to 10 and when I open it, you'll have come around
Oh, I'll have to kill you. But I think that goes without saying
Okay, ooooneeee
I'm not moving. We're not moving. Yeah, we're not moving
ah, ah, ah you didn't let me finish... twoooo
Enough of this you're making me very angry kids and the act of making me angry
It's punishable by death! Not if we death you first!
ULTIMATE TEAM BAM
aw, fuck fuuu!
Guila! It's called the team bam because we both do the team bam. Do you know how to bam?
please bam...
Don't Do it Guila! I reinstate our friendship!
You remember that one time, I made fun of your hand being cut off?
and then I used it as a third hand, in my shadow puppet show?
I don't recall that...
Or that time I super glued your eyes shut?
They're not shut!
Oh shit! They are! That was you?
Or that one time when I kicked Zeal off a cliff when you weren't looking... Because of your glued eyes?
You did what? Guila Noooooooooooooooooo
Bring out every ounce of manliness you got, Guila! *Jericho screaming, "No!" in the backround*
AHHHHH! I'm a girl but whatever! AHHHHHHH !*Jericho still screaming in the backround*
Hawk: AHHHHH! *fart noise* Ahh that feels good...
So what are we doing here?
Too solve the mystery, Hawk!
W-what? Aren't we supposed to find a way out of here?
When I was little, I always got lost down in the dungeon!
But thanks to my friend, Skadoo Skadoo. I was able to find my way out.
So we need to find them, in order to get out!
That sounds fake, and wrong
and I think we can do it without skidoo-. Yes... and No, YES AND NO!
Follow me and we'll find the treasure!
SKADOO SKADOO, WHERE ARE YOU? SKADOO SKADOO!
What the foot flat foot is that racket
SKADOO SKADOO WE NEED YOUR INFINITE WISDOM!
SKADOO SKADOO!!
Okay, Elizabeth I think we're even more lost now. Can we please stop and ask for some directions from a REAL person
Hey, here's your directions turn around bend over and go flick-flack FUCK YOURSELF, GOTTEM!
Is that you? OTHER big sister?
Elizabeth? Awh, FUCK ME!
What are you doing down here? and why are you in a cage? and what's two plus two? and why does my hair look so long?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, *deep breaths* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How much longer do we have to keep this up? Until. They're. Deaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Surprise attack incoming
geez you blocked my unblockable surprise attack, how surprising more like
Shocking ooh, that's a good one props where props are due anyway back to killing you
HEEEEEEEE, *Jericho falls and screams*
Why am I still alive...?
Nice try you too, but only a low-level Holy Knight would get hurt by such an attack!
UGHHHHHHHHHH
Dammit, well at least we defeated Sir. Dreyfus..
Do I look defeated... too you!
Less then I expected
Then I do this! *thinking* le shit
what? WHAT THE WHA? HUH?
And then Gowther comes in... Hi, I'm Gowther!
And how many fingers am I holding up, and what color is the sky and HUH! WHO'S FINGERS ARE THESE!?
AND, what are you doing down here?
I locked myself up in this bitch to get away from YOU! You foiled my plan go away!
Only if you give me some boyfriend tips first. You and Gil are such a cute couple, I mean *weird noises*
All right, Step one die. Step two drag your dead body out of here so you don't stink up the joint. Jesus did it
No excuse step three get some flowers bitches. Bitches love flowers
That's some great advice! Now, teach me how to write it down!
God, You got more dumber in your ass then Gilthunder!
Heardyoutalkingshitabout my... man!
Elizabeth: huh?
No one! Disrespects my man! Also how'd you break out of your jail cell?
G-get back in there...
NO WAY, HOSAY!
Its... Vivian
You'll never get in the way of Margaret and Gilthunder's love!
Yo! Shut The Fuck Up. This is my way out. TAKE HIM! PLEASE. Thank you. Fuck You. Sorry. Tourette's. Kidding. Gottem!
Oh, I'll take him in time. But first I'm taking you back to your cell!
Here Elizabeth, Come on, Come here!
Come on just gonna touch you. A little touch
No! Don't worry Margett! I'll defend your love!
No fucking don't
Did That Filthy Pig Touch Me? How dare you.. I shall send you to a place where all pigs belong...
hell?
well, I was thinking the zoo. But That sounds way better
GOD DAMMIT ELIZABETH! AHHHHHHHH
Where am I? Is this hell?
It's got that hell smell just like home. I wonder if they got cheese down here?
Goddess Siri Amber: ...Yes
That tattoo! You're Gowther, The Goat Sin of Lust! Jericho! Are you seeing this?
awughhhhh (no, i'm not)
Good thanks to that superglue! Neither am I...
Oh my god! Her eyes are glued shut. Heh, What a great prank
You may have beaten the likes of Diane but I mean who hasn't
UGGHHH, MY FEELINGS....
Hey I haven't beaten Diane cuz of her stupid... jumblies...
Howzer. I wasn't counting you because you don't count why you gotta bring maths into this if it isn't the weakest
Combatant of the seven deadly sins. Why don't you just leave before you embarrass yourself jumping down now.
Say that again. I dare you I double dog- STABBING now
Two down five to go by the time I defeat all 7. I better get three more coupons
You didn't let me finish
What The-
I double-dog dare you
Alright i'm finished
You finished? you finished with your nap? we're gonna be late late to what?
Daddy you're home!
I-I Guess I am how was your day son? I I was swinging this giant sword a lot. I was like hoorah heeya heeyaa!
Got him very impressive my boy soon. You'll be just the strongest. Don't forget dad. You're gonna be late
late
to what?
We have a meeting with Meliodas!
didn't think your nap scrambled your brain that much. Ah
Of course
Listen, Dreyfuss. Do you feel like everyone else in this world is stupid like
Really stupid
I like to think each person is a complex being I try to see the best in
In Harmony: You're gonna be late, You're gonna be late!
Everyone...
Drinks for everyone? That's so nice of you! Dreyfuss!
It? is?
you're gonna need some help with your
Image if you want to be the next great, holy night
He's right, you know, we really did a number on your ratings after what happened... After what happened?
Oh, come on, Dreyfuss. Don't play dumb
We all know what happened
You're Gonna Bee Lateeeee
I'm getting tired of these games. Why won't anyone tell me what happened?
Why does everyone keep saying I'm going to be late Oh Dreyfuss. You're not going to be late
You're already too late
That voice.... you're.... you're too late!
*Screaming*
You couldn't save your own brother
your thirst for power led to your brother's death
You'll never be able to protect the ones you love
You'll lead the kingdom to ruin! Your campaign will fail!
The ones you love will never respect you!
Noo! Stop! Please! I'm Sorry!
Too late! Too Late! TOO LAATEE!
Forgive me! Please Forgive me! Please!
Nightmare Teller! This is what you get for not letting me finish
That's Enough of That!
Wait, I know you
Damn it. I can't exactly see what's going on behind me Jericho. What's the sitch?
uGAHHHHHhahhh (None of them have moved and they both seem to be dead!)
Wow, what a sitch!
You dare test me in games of the mind, it's my profess-
Uagh my mind! I underestimated him!
That attack took more out of me then I thought, Don't tell him I said that!
Too late sir, It's already spread throughout the kingdom faster than the plague or some other made-up name for disease. Curse my popularity!
WAIT! When did you leave? I was never there Howzer! A trick of the light
Need a mere illusion as the French would say if they weren't extinct! They're all dead!
We would never say that I mean that is the word... but we would never say it like that
What would you know your eyes are shut you? You Can't possibly hear me? All right. I'm leaving now. No one attack, okay
Bye. Well Gowther is dead
But at least all we have to deal with is Helbram.
Now, you're probably thinking, all you have to deal with is Helbram!
That is what I'm thinking. Yes,
but what you're not thinking is I got your blood!
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah now die and stuff.
He doesn't have my blood. I have my blood
My blooood!
What the fuck! Why am I getting hit too?
Now what do you say about that!
Maybe, "I'm sorry" or, "I'll give up" or, "Helbram, you're so handsome!"
I got a kid... You guys want a kid?
Damn it, Diane you just give and give when are you gonna receive, my love? I love you, Diane and
Heh, It's like he's saying words or something.... *coughs* Oh god thoughts are still dying
Okay, this is just getting embarrassing do me a favor and die now
Diane no! what did I just say you're getting blood all over the place now Gustaf's gonna have to clean all that shit up
Jesus Christ! Stop bleeding women!
Alright.. Die!
Oh no the giant lady x2
How.... Dare you
How dare I? how do you? I had a perfectly good shot and you you kill-denying half-loon son of a-
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*Screams*