Hey. Hey.
- Henry. - Did you get the job?
Why are you guys here?
You hung up on us.
Did you get the job?
- Yeah. - Cool.
Does that mean I can get a discount in this bucket?
Dude, it's my first day here. You- you gotta--
Excuse me, mysterious foreign man.
Do Henry's friends get a discount here?
That plant just shook its head.
Wow.
Will you get him out of here?
How much for the plant?
[babbling]
The plant is not for sale.
Bye, guys.
Hey, come on. I'll give you seven bucks for it,
and one Canadian loonie.
[screaming]
- It spit in my eye! - Ha!
I told you Canadian money upsets people.
You gotta go!
[unintelligible]
[overlapping chatter]
Sean is tall for 14.
Henry! Henry!
[music playing]
Come on, Grandma, anyone can make instant oatmeal.
[music playing]
Come on, Henry!
[music playing]
[laughing]
[music playing]
Oh!
[music playing]
I thought we were only playing to ten.
Oh, yeah. [whistling]
Game over, Sean wins. Have a nice life, Henry.
Time! Time out! Time out! Time out!
Whistle! [whistling]
Time out! Woodpeckers!
Come on. We can't give up.
This game isn't even fair.
[overlapping chatter]
Yeah, you're right! This game isn't fair.
So, we could just give up and go home.
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. No, no.
I was just taking a dramatic pause.
Okay, what are you saying?
I'm saying...
Piper, quit playing so lazy.
When you're on defense, keep your hands up.
- Okay. - All right, Tyler. Hanna,
you gotta play smarter. If you don't have a clear shot,
pass the ball like I taught ya.
Got it, Coach.
All right, Kobe, I want to see you hustling up
and down this court or tomorrow you're running laps,
- you hear me? - Yeah, Coach.
All right and Steve, put the taco salad down!
Get out of here. All you go.
Hey, what are we gonna do with Henry?
- I don't know. - We can't just leave him here.
He's a hologram, what are we gonna do?
All right, come on, let's go.
Hey, Henry, time's up.
Didn't you get the memo? [chuckles]
Hey, I'm talking to ya, boy.
Henry!
You.
Captain Man.
You consent to this kiss?
Sure, you want it in writing?
[moaning, giggling]
Wait. Wrong woman.
Oh.
I finished.
[grunting] Let me go!
[grunting]
Can we please hurry up and get this done?
It is ready, pick up the big beef.
[grunting]
Throw the big beef!
[grunting]
What happens now?!
What that machine did to Henry, this machine do the opposite.
Hurry!
[unintelligible]
[grunting]
[grunting, banging]
[machine screeching]
Open.
What happened? I feel so... different.
[grunting]
I need to make some adjustments.
Henry snuck out of his room last night
and didn't sneak back in until one in the morning!
[gasping]
Well, last Saturday night while you guys were out,
Piper and her friend Marla watched French Basement .
[gasping]
- Piper. - That movie's rated R.
You know you're not allowed to watch R rated movies.
Come on. I didn't hear anything I hadn't heard before.
Well, guess what?
You're both grounded for two weeks.
Boom!
- Come on. - That's not fair.
I said, "Boom".
You know, this is the first time
we've had a professional photographer here.
We're recreating a family photo we took 11 years ago.
We're gonna... recreate it.
[laughing]
Okay, family, photo time.
- Yeah. - Let's get this over with.
Hey, can we please have a little bit of enthusiasm?
No. This is making me late for the party
at Janet Tetrazzini's house.
But you hate Janet Tetrazzini.
Sometimes, okay? Sometimes I like her.
Sometimes I hate her,
and other times, she just makes me sick.
Can't you understand relationships like that?
[sighing]
Yeah, I can.
All right, Henry, let's do this. Take off your robe.
[laughing]
Okay, okay, are you- are you guys done laughing now?
Almost.
[laughing]
I know that there's a lot of speculation,
that due to my broken arm, I am Kid Danger.
[screaming]
But the fact of the matter is, I'm not... Kid Danger...
because... I am... well...
I am the playground pooper.
[gasping]
So your Kid Danger and the playground pooper?
What? No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No. Just... the playground pooper.
Okay, this is funny.
Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
As you can see,
in the security camera footage of me... doing what I love.
It's time stamped,
which proves that at the exact same time,
that Kid Danger, whoever he is,
was getting his arm broken by Dr. Karate...
I was on the playground.
Poopin'?
Yes, Melvin, thank you, I was poopin'.
Ooh, [laughing] yeah, baby.
Henry Hart in the pilot's seat. Let's go!
Pew, pew, pew, pew.
- Move. - What?
But, dude.
Beautiful morning, huh?
You're supposed to let me fly.
Well, I assume you know
the first rule of flying a helicopter.
- What? - Shut up.
Now, flying a helicopter isn't for babies.
What's your point?
That you should read this manual cover to cover.
All right, I'll read that manual,
if you swear on your life that you read that manual
before you flew a helicopter.
- Okay, don't read the manual. - Yeah.
Ow!
Wow. Gorgeous.
Yeah, fantastic necklace.
Oh, uh... [chuckles]
I, uh, I actually wasn't talking about the necklace.
- Oh. - Yeah.
So what were you talking about?
Um.
You know, you.
[chuckles] Okay.
Hey, I'm back.
Hello?
Anybody here?
What's up?
Mmm.
So many [unintelligible], Am I right?
[cheering]
[singing]
Whoo!
[cheering]
Kid!
[unintelligible]
[cheering]
♪ That was a cool fight On the train though ♪
♪ (bro) Bro ♪
♪ Just sayin' ♪
♪ I mean it really was insane Though ♪
♪ Bro, bro, bro ♪
♪ We had a fight Atop literal train ♪
♪ We're gonna win again This time somehow ♪
♪ I do have a beautiful voice ♪
♪ He's gonna hear you roar ♪
♪ He's gonna hear me meow ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Captain Man You are the best ♪
♪ (I'm gonna not fight you On that one) ♪
♪ You're Captain Man ♪
♪ And I'm gonna to test If I'm the best ♪
♪ That I can be, baby ♪
♪ Captain Man ♪
You have arrived at your destination.
Wanna finish or?
Nah, I should probably...
save my voice for when we fight Frankini.
Right, right, right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
- Protect the instrument. - Yep, Yep.
It was gonna be good, though, I was gonna...
gonna some riffs, hit some high notes.
- Let's go. - Yeah.
[crashing]
[screaming]
[buzzing]
Two suspects, armed.
The Dystopian cops are dirty, too.
This one's gonna hurt.
Charlotte, you heading back to base?
[chuckles] You head back to base.
I'm fighting crime.
Super Charlotte kind of scares me.
Yeah, me too.
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
Got my changing gum. Got my sleeping gum.
Let's blow and go.
[laughing]
Ah, welcome back, buddy.
Yeah, kind of tight there, big dog.
I have missed you so much.
I think I just heard a rib crack.
Gonna be more than one by the time I'm done with you.
Alright, personal space, Ray. Alright, come on.
Alright.
Do not make me get the crowbar.
It's so nice to see a dude hugging of a dude.
Right?
Bring it in, man.
Okay. It's okay. It's okay. I got this.
Might want to step back.
[groaning]
[laughing]
[groaning]
Yeah, hate to see it.
[chuckles]
Sorry, got a little emotional there.
It's just that, uh, you know, you've been gone
a long time and I've been so alone.
[clearing throats]
Quiet! I'm talking to Henry!