NB: Should I play Alistar jungle or Teemo?
Owen: Uhh...Teemo.
NB: ALISTAR IT IS! LETS GO!
Owen: Okay, Alistar yeah. I was thinking Alistar too.
(Intro)
NB: Do you see my chroma?
I have googly eyes Owen, look!
I have google eyes and look at this. (Owen: Look at that skin!)
(Nb is cowbelling and laughing)
Owen: That's fucking awesome.
Nb: THAT'S TILTING! LOOK AT MY EYES!
Owen: Dude, i'm gonna bring back Alistar Triforce-
back top lane and literally only play him. (NB: Do it.)
And every single time i'm about to all in for a combo-
i'm just gonna beat the bell. (NB laughing)
Every time I kill someone i'm gonna beat the bell.
NB: Dude, just give him like a warning- (turns into laughing)
Owen: Give the enemy a warning every single time-
NB: I'M GOING IN! *Donk Donk Donk*
Owen: It's like a poker tell. (NB still laughing)
NB: You know, honestly, do you want to just tilt him?
Like, you wanna make him go 10 deaths?
Oooooh we should do that.
(NO)
Owen: Yeah.
Dude, he hit me with an auto attack and i'm dead.
(NB and Owen laughing)
NB: Well that's unfortunate man.
Sorry to hear that.
Ya know, I can uh, come up top.
Wait, does he have summoners?
Owen: No.
Maybe.
I don't think so.
NB: Ya know, you can't maybe in this type of situation.
Owen: No. No summoners. (X2)
NB: Kay okay. I'm coming. (X3)
Ohhhhh OHHH this poor soul dude, he's gonna go 0/10.
He's gonna go 0/10.
(focus noises) Owen: No summoners. (slow mo No summoners.)
(FLASH)
NB: YOU SAID HE HAD NO SUMMONERS!
Owen: Alright, he had ghost- or flash.
NB: YEAH. Yeah.
Now he has no summoners.
Owen: I seen him ghost and I thought that was his summoner.
NB: Well let me show you something Owen.
Let me show you why I picked Alistar jungle.
I'm not here to play around dude, look at this, look.
LOOK! (Owen: OH my gosh.)
NB: Mhm.
LOOK! Right there. Fear him? (X3)
I'm coming in when you fear. (X2)
AND! (Wilhelm scream) BOOM! (Owen and NB laughing)
NB: GET THE BELL OUT! *Donk Donk Donk*
Owen: Dude, that has to be the most fucking-
OH MY GOD, just beat the hell on his head.
(A summoner has disconnected.)
NB: That is so tilting, I feel bad.
(NB laughing)
Owen: That has to be the most aggrevating fucking thing.
That could ever happen to someone.
Another person- Ya know, DOTA should start paying us-
for the amount of people we fucking get to play their game.
(NB Laughing) NB: Honestly.
Owen: We should get a sponser.
Like this guy is done with League after this guarantee it.
Poor guy man. (NB: I'm camping him by the way.)
Owen: You wanna just come back top-
NB: Yeah, no no no, lets make him like 15 deaths.
Owen: Alright.
NB: Poor guy (NO GOD PLEASE NO)
(NO)
NB: You don't have Q, do you?
(NOOOOOOOOOO)
NB: Oooooh myyy gaaad-
Oh, and it's only a child.
Owen: I know.
NB: Do you think we could actually like-
Owen: You wanna just kill him as he walks back to lane?
NB: OOOOOH NO! (NB Laughing)
Owen: C'mon dude.
NB: Ya know, we could-
Ya know, this bad thing is, is that we could actually make-
this guy quit League.
Like we could. (Owen: I think so too.)
And I feel bad. (Owen: I think we should.
Alright so like when he gets here. (ping)
RIGHT HERE, READY?
Okay.
(Owen: now knock him this way.) NB: Okay.
Owen: Yeah! (Nb: Knock it away! X2
(NB and Owen Laughing)
NB: GOT A STUN!
NOOOOOO
(IT'S TIME TO STOP.
OHHH (NB and Owen Laughing more)
Owen: Oh my god.
NB: He's getting flamed dude.
He's getting flamed by his team now, this is so mean.
Owen: What time is it?
NB: It's only 7 minutes.
Owen: No it's time for the bell dude.
NB: OH I COMPLETELY FORGOT *Donk Donk Donk*
Wait, he can't see it dude. he can't see it.
Now I can (X2)
(Owen and NB laughing) *Donk Donk Donk*
Owen: Just slap the fucking bell.
*Donk Donk Donk* NB: LOOK AT MY GOOGLY EYES!
(NB still laughing) Owen: Oh man that's-
He's 0/4 with 19 CS.
Jeez.
This is worse then-
This is worse then the Fiora game.
NB: Yeah- OH!
Ohhhh wait, 100 uhhh 215- Oh, ready?
I say- I say you start off with your ulti.
Wait actually.
Owen: No no no, I can tank the tower.
NB: No no, let me tank. (X3)
Owen: Okay.
Alright. NB: alright there we go. (X2)
OOOOH I messed up.
Oh...
Uhhhm...
(Quack)
Uhhhh...
(Bob Ross: And I know this is gonna look like we're destroying-
everything, but don't worry about it.
We don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents.)
NB: NOOOO (QUACK) we deserve that.
WE DESERVE THAT.
Owen: I actually- no see,
I actually got a donation that said- (NB: Yeah?)
that if we-
keep picking on Darius.
They're unfollowing and unsubbing and that we should give him a double kill.
NB: Alright nice dude.
Owen: I wasn't really trying to lose.
NB: Yeah (X2)
No, that's a sub dude.
Yeah (Owen: Income. Yeah it's income.) NB: Yeah.
NB: That's more important then the win.
Owen: Exactly.
NB: Uh oh.
Yeah I think their Thresh went AFK.
Owen: DID HE?!
NB: Yeah. (Both Laughing)
Yeah, pretty sure Thresh is no longer in this game.
That's what I noticed that on EU West-
Owen: Honestly, don't fucking flame him.
NB: OOOOOOH CHAIN CC!
THAT'S FREE! That right there is free.
Owen: Oh well.
I'm just gonna go dive him again.
Call Darius, he's crying?
Yeah, i'll fucking call him again dude.
NB: I don't think he wants a call from Owen dude.
(Owen Innaudible)
NB: AHRI YOU HAVE ULTI. PRESS IT.
(NB Gasp)
THIS AHRI. NOOOOOO
Ahri. Ahri.
There! Okay.
OOOOHHH ANOTHER ONE!
That's free.
Owen: The flash.
NB: WAIT WAIT WAIT! They can see this. (X2)
Owen: The Bell? Ding! Ding! Ding! *Donk Donk Donk*
(NB laughing and Owen rapidly saying "Ding")
NB: That's so BM. Oh my god.
Alright I'm coming up top.
Owen: Are you?
NB: Yup, giving them the business.
Showing him the business. THE COWBELL BUSINESS.
(Owen inaudible)
NB: OOOOH YOU FOLLOWED HIM?! I'm coming in! (X2)
Owen: Oooooh
NB: I'm not coming in actually.
Actually.
Owen: No, you're not coming in but your-
NB: NAH! WE'RE FINE! (X2)
(And another one.)
NB: OOOOH ANOTHER ONE!
HOLD ON I DON'T WANT TO W Q! Okay, I'm gonna W!
*gasp* IT WORKED!
Owen: Oh my gosh!
NB: I need help (X2)
No we don't need help.
There's a Kassadin right there!
OHHH THAT WAS CLEAN!
Charm? Charm?
Oh! Fear!
Owen: No no no no.
NB: Yo, we literally just aced them there. (both laughing)
Yo, should I dive?
Lets dive with 1 HP!
Owen: I have no mana but alright.
NB: Nah never mind i'm kidding.
Wait should I get a mejais dude?
Should I go for the 25 mejai?
I'm up for the 25 mejais. (Owen: Yeah absolutely dude.)
NB: 25 mejai, lich bane. That's all you need.
Alright, you can have this.
Owen: Thank you!
HEY! (HAH GOTEEM!)
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CAN HAVE IT?
NB: Wait what?
Owen: You took it.
NB: OH WHAT? REALLY?
OHHHHHH MY BAD. OOOOOOH MAN.
I wasn't looking dude (X2 then NB laughing)