(upbeat techno music)
(dramatic piano music)
- Grant hates performance art,
so he's gonna have to perform
an out-there performance art piece in a gallery.
And you during this performance have to take a live shit.
(man exhales loudly)
- [Siobhan] Wait, hang on.
There's gonna be curtains around him?
(Ally laughs)
- I figured this is only human.
He's really upset.
- He's low-key questioning whether
your friendship can keep going.
Which-- - Yup, I can tell.
(soft piano music)
You know there was once a man
who was being chased by a tiger off a cliff,
but, he saw a vine right there and he grasped it.
Took a huge shit all over the tiger under him.
And I think that's really beautiful.
(Ally giggling)
(playful orchestra music)
Okay, everyone, thanks so much for coming out.
I'm glad you guys got to check out some of the art around,
but, without further ado,
Grant O'Brien.
Give it up for Grant O'Brien.
(crowd cheering)
The artist is present.
Whenever you're ready.
(playful orchestra music)
(crowd murmuring)
- [Woman] Then Ally knew by everyone he was going to fart.
- [Siohban] I feel like I wanna give him a pep talk,
but, I also don't want to talk to him right now.
- Yeah.
(crowd murmuring)
- [Siohban] Yeah, 'cause shitting
in public is not that exciting.
- [Ally] No.
It's so quiet.
We're gonna hear the moment he shits.
I'm sure everyone is gonna be able to hear.
It's so quiet in here.
We'll hear a thud or we'll hear a fart.
- Oh no, a crinkle from the bag that's in the toilet.
(farting)
(bell ding)
(loud classical music)
- Woo!
- He did it!
- Yeah!
- He did it!
Congrats.
- Woohoo!
- Grant.
- Ally, I think I'm done.
Rick, can I get some gloves or something?
- Cool.
Thank you everyone for coming out.
Grab some cheese on your way out if you want to eat.
- Is there a bathroom?
- So happy you did it man, that's great.
Yeah, it's out that way.
- Okay.
- He's really mad.
- He was, yeah, actually.
Actually mad.
- I mean, give him a second, but.
Do you think he got his hopes down?
- Yeah, I'm gonna say sorry.
Hey, Grant.
- Hi.
- Dude, it was, they were actually, you're gonna laugh,
they were all extras.
They weren't real people.
They were hired extras so they're not even like--
- Ally.
- It wasn't a real gallery.
- No shit.
- So.
- I am done for the day, okay?
It was funny, it was funny.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Am I good?
- Yeah.
- Alright.
- See you tomorrow.
- Yup.
(drumming music)
Hey, what's up, its Ally.
Did you like that clip?
Me, too.
Just so you know, there's a full 22 minute long episode up
right now on Dropout.
- So, go to Dropout.tv and start
your free trial today to see Ally do this:
You have to get a neck tattoo of your new girlfriend's name.
- Fuck that, what?