hey there fruit lovers ready to have the
Slime of your life let's hope so cause
today we have little apple what a what
up versus grapefruit hey good borrow in
the Slime button challenge yeah so the
way it works is yeah yeah yeah I think
we get it orange press the wrong button
get covered in slime it's a slime button
I mean it's not rocket science okay
um actually come on let's get this show
on the road over here grateful's got a
hot date tonight ew
grapefruit has chosen incorrectly oh man
now I'm gonna get absolutely covered in
slime and wait who's this hey grapefruit
we pulled the last five women you went
on dates with on average they gave your
fashion since a 4 out of 10. for General
hygiene they rated you a 3.2 out of 10.
good day I'm sorry what the heck was
that I thought I was gonna get covered
in slime not belittled by slime well I
tried to warn you I mean come on that
really hurt I know it didn't hurl any
huge accusations but it's the small
stuff the wounds you know I don't but
little apple probably does
make another wise crack about my size
and I'll warn you all right
big talk or little Apple's case normal
size talk Orange
Little Apple has chosen correctly oh
okay little apple your first grade
teacher had the following to say about
you and I quote he was a well-mannered
boy and somewhat competent at basic
arithmetic as I recall okay so I'm
pretty sure I understand the rules now
you press the wrong button you get
mildly insulted by slime if you pick
right you get mildly complimented by it
I almost forgot you also won the keys to
my Harley what
seriously sure why not it's always
written a bit low for me was that a
ticket by height if so I don't even care
I
nobody told me pushing the right button
can win me all surprises and stuff well
that's cause you didn't listen to that
don't hear it orange here goes nothing
grapefruit has chosen oh come on come on
come on
and correctly I knew I should have gone
with my second Instinct instead of my
first one great and here comes this guy
again hey grapefruit yeah yeah read
whatever it is you gotta read let's get
into Zoe get on the floor get on the
floor now what the wallet cell phone
Keys everything in the bag do not look
at my face I repeat do not look at my
face good day what have I gotten myself
into yeah oh man grapefruit if you could
see the look on your mug right now
the supermarket jokes Orange
totally bad for round my turn
Little Apple has chosen correctly
oh hey little apple this is for you oh
oh it's a note from someone who has a
crush on me lucky you uh may want to
turn that over
Toledo
now what next speaking of which let's
push on shall we your turn grapefruit I
don't know if I wanna your wife lot of
time grapefruit don't you have to be
somewhere something about a hot date I
believe yeah you shouldn't keep her
waiting grapefruit I don't care in case
you guys just forgot about what happened
a few seconds ago I just got mugged by
slime hey I have a name you know yeah is
it mugger it's actually doctor slime
thank you very much you're telling me
you went to medical school unaccredited
Chiropractic College thank you very much
well come on give me a break why don't
you bring that spine over here and I'd
be happy to okay okay break it up you
two how the heck are you a chiropractor
you're slime bro you ain't got no spine
you don't even have hands oh and you mug
people without hands you're button
coward I am no coward okay then
grapefruit has chosen
incorrectly ah this challenge is the
worst well grapefruit it gives me great
pleasure to give you this it's a
telegram from Susan the young lady you
have a date with tonight or at least had
a date with before you made her wait
alone at the table for too long the
telegram what is this 1920 well she
tried to call your phone but you didn't
answer that's because you stole it from
me I want my wallet back too by the way
hey someone stop that slime let's see
grapefruit stop you made me wait too
long stop from now on I'm only dating
men who have motorcycles mansions and
are under five foot six stop
wow things are turning up little apple
stop bro you don't have to say stop
after every line you say I'm saying it
because it's in the telegram you don't
have to say ah you know what I'm so out
of here what wait grapefruit stop bro
what did I say about putting stop at the
end of every line no stop
ah
grapefruit Susan you didn't show up for
our date I know but I was doing a slime
button Challenge and well it went a bit
off the rails plot wise if I'm being
totally honest well have a great life
I'm with Harley ravenson now
emotionally no
also no my back is killing me well well
well look who needs Dr slime now I will
never call you that you're not a real
doctor say it don't say it I don't care
fact is you just got slimed that just
sounds wrong bro oh yeah well guess what
you're about to get slimed again what
does that even mean
man that slide button challenge did not
go the way I thought it would hello my
back still hurts oh that fixed it thanks
Harley raisinsen