gross
oh this town is so gross look at this lake it's horrible
honeywood is such a s*** town
it's such a s*** hole
why would anyone want to live here?
i would be embarrassed to live in honeywood
it's such a s*** hole
the peasants that live here must be so unhappy
greg oh no oh no greg
no you you didn't hear the horrible things i said about honeywood did you
oh hey baradun
greg did you hear me muttering over there
i hope you didn't hear the horrible things i said about
the honeywood residents
how they're all peasants and they're gross
and they're smelly and i think they're all ugly
and you didn't hear that did you
oh no greg
no baradun i didn't hear it
oh greg that's such a relief
oh goodness oh how long's that been there
oh no let's put that down
oh no there we go it's down now it can't hurt you anymore greg
you know you're a real piece of work
mwah?
yeah you know what you're arrogant
and and big-headed
and quite frankly you're mean
no i'm not greg i'm the high sorcerer i represent everything that's good and just in this world
everything that's amazing everything that's beautiful
why do you even keep coming back here
what do you mean
if you're so all-powerful and almighty why do you keep coming back to honeywood and messing with me
well i
oh there's an adventurer coming i need to go. Portal away
ah hello adventurer and welcome to the town of honeywood how can i help you today
sure i'll tell you what i can
what would you like to know
ah hight sorcerer baradun okay
well he is the high sorcerer so he's very powerful and he's just the
he's just the best we're so lucky to have him
next question please
ah more baradun
okay i mean i don't know what you want me to say
i'm a mere garlic farmer and he's the
shitty garlic farmer
he's the high sorcerer
he's super powerful super strong. Tell her about how i fought all the orcs
he defeated an orcish army one time
tell him more greg
he stopped the second war from happening
he pushed back the dragon of schmargonrog
you know he's super tough he's just the best
but he wouldn't like
tell her how humble i am
he wouldn't want me to brag about it
because he's so humble that's damn humble and that's baradun
ah okay i mean how beautiful i am greg
bardun he's good he's great he's strong you know humble
he defeated things he pushed things away that's baradun okay! in a nutshell now you know!
ask yourself next time
oh greg greg i didn't realize that's how you felt about me
you know i have to say those things
look greg i i just want to say
i'm sorry
i realize that i've been particularly nasty to you over the past few...
i guess decades
i want us to have a good friendship a good relationship okay
wow thanks
oh how long was that there
oh the finger was up again oh no let's get that bad boy down
he doesn't like it you
don't like it do you greg. cage on it
you can't see it i can't hurt you
but still there though