- Ooh, ooh. - Ooh!
She's pretty!
- This is like a whole fancy meal right here.
- (PvF) Please don't fling that at me.
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Sharon, your son suggested this episode.
What are we doing today?
- Is it his favorite?
- (Le'Raun) What's his favorite?
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventures.
(both laughing)
- Natural JoJo pose, go!
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? Classic!
- (PvF) It is a Try Not To Eat.
- Of course, as usual. - As it is, as it was.
- As it always is. - As it does.
- (PvF) JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
- It is so creepy.
- I haven't seen all of it.
(record scratches) I know, I know, I know!
- It's one of my top five animes.
- Like what could the punishment be? - A hand.
- (Joseph) Say, this is delicious!
- How weird is this show? (Le'Raun laughs)
- (Joseph) I have an idea. - I have an idea.
- Agh!
See, it's so dramatic when they eat. - Yep, I love 'em.
- And it's freakin' hilarious.
- (Joseph) This should stick to that little Casanova's
enchanting face for a bit.
- Oh!
(Jaime claps)
- Get into it.
(Ed laughs) (Ed imitates explosion)
- This is such an epic scene. - That was fire.
Yeah, that's so fire! - Yeah.
- How weird is this show?
- Is it, where can I watch it at? Is it on Netflix, or...
- Netflix. - Bet.
- (Sharon) You're gonna watch it, aren't you?
- I'm gonna add it to the list. Yeah, I am.
- Ah, oh no, you and my kid!
You're gonna try to kill me!
(Jaime gasps) - Oh.
- Ooh.
- Woah.
- (PvF) This Spaghetti al Nero di Seppia, or squid ink pasta,
is not only incredibly delicious, but when infused with The Ripple,
becomes a deadly weapon.
- This is made with squid ink? That's crazy.
- It smells just like some good old spaghetti.
Spaghetti!
- A nice plate of pasta.
- It smells so good too.
- (PvF) Please don't fling that at me.
(both laugh)
- Can you do it, can you?
(both yell)
- Yo, eat it with me, two... - It's a weapon for me, go!
- Two. - One.
- One, eat, eat, eat! - One, go!
(buzzer rings)
- From the smell of it,
it's like it just smells like other pasta.
(buzzer rings)
- This may be a really controversial, yet brave, opinion.
I am not a big fan of Italian food.
- Ooh, you are in the wrong episode.
It is time for you to leave, the door is there.
- Oh now, that's interesting.
- So when people say interesting for food,
that makes me like...
- Oh no, like good.
- Do you taste the ink?
- I don't, but I don't know what squid ink tastes like,
so I don't know what to taste for.
- It's inky. - Mmm!
Hold on wait, let me get one more bite real quick.
Hold on, let me just double check.
Oh yeah, very inky. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Right, right, yeah, inky. - Totally makes sense, inky.
- Oh, I don't have enough Tupperware.
- No way, really?
Can we do that, like, that's okay?
- (PvF) If you eat the dish.
- Oh, you can take it. - (PvF) You can take it home.
- Oh yeah. - Oh, okay, that's a nice rule.
Oh, okay.
- I mean, what, this show.
- Get into it. - Oh my God.
- It makes food happy. - See, see?
- Ooh, actually I might, oh, I love lamb.
- I love how dramatic this show is.
- I wanna eat like that.
- But he can't help it, 'cause he can't control himself.
- I do have two rules.
I don't eat organs, and I don't eat babies. (laughs)
- That's respectable. Not rules for me.
(both laugh)
- Dang, what'd they put in that to make them so happy? (laughs)
- Womp.
- Oh no, this looks so good.
- This does look pretty good.
- It does look nice. (Sharon laughs)
- (PvF) From Trattoria Trussardi,
we have Chef Tonio's lamb with apple relish,
that does indeed taste like happiness.
- This is like a whole fancy meal right here.
- Like, that just made me drool a little bit, like...
- Ooh, it's kinda tender.
- This smells really good.
I think you should try a bite.
- Never pair me with him again! (Yeshua laughs)
He's so mean to me!
- I have not broken eye contact with this thing
since it's gotten in front of me. - Ooh, smell it.
- I don't think I can. - Smell it!
- You'd save it for later, 'cause some would be in your braces.
You'd be driving home, and you'd be like aw, hey.
- Oh! - There's more of that lamb!
That was really good!
- Oh, uh, she didn't do it.
(buzzer rings) Ah, there she goes!
- Oh God, oh hey. (Ed laughs)
- This actually hurts me.
I'm about to cry.
- (screams) No.
- It... - No.
- Ooh [censored]! (Ed laughs)
Oh, that's good. [Censored], wow.
- Is it healing all your ailments?
- I had a headache, gone. - It's gone, it's gone!
- Gone. - Gone!
- Do you wanna give it a smell?
- No, all you. (buzzer rings)
- (PvF) You're breaking Chef Tonio's heart!
- That probably is the case.
- Well, I think he broke this lamb's mom's heart, first.
- Compliments to Chef Tonio.
- I am unofficially undiagnosing myself.
I no longer have depression. (Ed laughs)
Thank you so much for your time, Chef Tonio.
- That is the cure right there.
- That's pretty tasty. - Oh my God, it smells so good.
- Wow, she killed it. - Yeah, I mean, I did.
- Just give it a little bite. Just a little bite.
- I'm too much of an animal lover.
(PvF bleats)
- Ah! (laughs) - Stop!
Stop! (PvF bleats)
Well, now it's easy to pass. Go away!
- I feel like the prize is gonna be like a really good dish though.
- I forgot about the prize.
- Oh! (Izzy yells)
Hey, there you go! - (screams) No, not the hands, no!
- It's your hand, it's your hand!
- Not his fiancee!
- He's holding a hand right there.
- And it's his ex-fiancee's.
- For a minute, I thought we were gonna eat the hand,
and I was like I don't really wanna have a hand,
but there's a sandwich.
- See, I hate that he does that. - He's a literal serial, no!
- Yes! - Oh God!
- Isn't that so nasty?
- Oh wow, we even get a hand.
- Oh no! (laughs)
- I'll give you a hand with that.
- Oh no, oh no!
- (PvF) From St. Gentleman's Bakery,
we've got one of Yoshikage Kira's favorite katsu sandwiches.
- Ew, you sickos!
- Yeah. - I do love me a good sammy.
- You naughty girl.
(Ed laughs) (Izzy gags)
- Aw, there's katsu sauce too. I can't!
- Woah, that looks pretty fire!
I bet you would love it.
- (PvF) Have you ever had a katsu sando?
- Mm-mm. - Nah.
- I bet I'm gonna be super happy, aren't I?
- What type of meat is it? (buzzer rings)
- I like katsu sandwiches, and I already [censored] up,
might as well enjoy the rest, you know what I mean?
(buzzer rings)
Mmm!
- And I'm hungry too. - Perfect, perfect!
It's gonna be the best filet ever, you got this!
- Ooh. (sniffs) - Get in there.
- Oh, I see it now too. - Yep.
- Ooh, look at that sauce in there.
- Mmm!
- (laughs) Don't react like that.
- My girlfriend got it for me, so...
- You have to, you have to! - I guess I have to.
I have to eat it.
- This is really good.
- Nice. (buzzer rings)
- Delicious, delectable? - Mmm.
- I'm saving this for later.
(laughs) I am, however, not saving this for later.
- He's saving you for later. - I don't want that either.
(both laugh)
- Oh! - Aw, there it is!
- Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
- There is the cake!
- What do you mean, it's strawberry cake!
- Yeah, I can see that by looking at it.
It's obviously not chocolate cake, or cheesecake!
- Dude, I love the costumes in JoJo's, oh my gosh.
- Everything's just like so dramatic. I absolutely love it.
- Ooh, ooh! - Ooh!
She's pretty!
Listen, after I have something savory, I like something sweet.
- I'm not a big cake person, but I feel like I should have it,
just because of how beautiful this looks.
- Ooh, I'm not waiting, Nicole. (buzzer rings)
Oh!
- (PvF) If Mista wants strawberry cake,
then Mista will get strawberry cake.
But Mista did warn us that to pick from one of four slices is bad luck,
so we've given you each one.
(buzzer rings) - Ooh, oh.
Right in there for you.
How is that strawberry? Is it sweet?
- It's good. - Is it good?
- Hot diggity dog diggity baby!
That is so good!
- Oh, she's already going in, oh my God, wait for me,
hold on a second, hold on a second!
- Hurry up, hurry up!
- Aw, I was gonna cheers you! (buzzer rings)
You didn't even wanna cheers! - Mmm!
(PvF laughs) (buzzer rings)
- This is a fat ass cake. This is a big ass cake.
- This is a thick cake.
- It smells really nice. - It's nice!
- That is so good.
Wait a minute, am I a cake person now?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh my goodness.
(Izzy mumbles)
Please tell me about this cake. - This is a big ass cake.
- I've never been a cake person. - Me either.
(both laugh)
- I would've never guessed.
(laughs) Me either. - Me either, can you tell? (laughs)
- (PvF) No regrets?
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) If you care, you have frosting on your face.
- No. - She's saving it for later.
- For later.
- I'm taking his home with me too.
- Oh. - Oh, it is way past lunch time.
He's right.
- Ooh, is that a little salami?
- I love me a charcuterie board! - Ugh!
- La, la, la, la-la, la, la, oop.
- What's going on here? - I know, right?
- Oh, he's about to feed 'em?
Oh, the bullets are alive, how creative!
- They're so cute! - Aw!
- They're going in for real too.
- Okay, that's creative. - Isn't that so weird?
- Okay, okay.
- (gasps) Wait, that looks good though.
- That looks nice. - Look at that.
- Ooh. - This, like simply enough,
is one of my favorite meals.
(buzzer rings)
- Hmm. - Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's nice.
- Oh, you didn't even. (laughs)
- Oh, that's right, you're new here.
- (PvF) Mista's Sex Pistols need to eat, and their favorite?
Tuscan sausage with a nice, crusty loaf of bread.
(buzzer rings)
- I don't have a knife that's appropriate for oh,
for cutting open bread, so I'm just gonna...
- Good bread.
- Oh, I had the salami, the salami's pretty good.
- Oh! (laughs)
- Why are they called Sex Pistols?
- He named them after The Sex Pistols.
- What are Sex Pistols? - That's a band.
- Yeah, there she goes. - There she goes.
- She's ripping it in,
she's gonna make a little sandy. - A little sandy!
- Oh yeah, give 'em a little pocket, you can start stuffing stuff in there.
- Mmm. (Le'Raun laughs)
Boop!
- Do I regret not eating that spaghetti in the beginning?
Yeah, yeah, I do, I do.
- Yeah, I mean at this point, you missed out on that one meal.
- How's your sandwich? Sandwichy?
- (PvF) Well guys, that is it, that is our challenge.
- Woo!
- (PvF) Congratulations Le'Raun and Ed.
You were able to avoid some delicious dishes,
and for that, we're taking a little trip.
- (laughs) Please be something good.
- (both) Mineral water!
- Okay.
- So see, look, you held out for water.
- Oh, you guys are horrible! (Sharon laughs)
- Oh yeah, I knew it. - Oh!
- Yeah, it's the full...
Ugh, you're giving them all of these?
- That looks... - There he is, my ugh!
- There he is! - Husband!
- There he is, there we go!
- That looks pretty tasty.
My mouth started watering.
I forgot that I was even like watching a video.
I was just like woah, that looks kinda good.
- Nah, that's not better than what we passed on!
- I told you! - Ugh!
- Everybody thinks that I'm trying to tempt them.
I'm not trying to tempt people, I'm trying to save people!
- Ooh!
Super fancy, fancy water.
- Oh, you're [censored] kidding me!
You got the lamb. Son of a bitch.
- 'Cause I was about to say. - I didn't see that in that scene.
- I did. (both laugh)
- See, this looks so good.
Isn't it called like caprese?
I love caprese stuff, that smacks.
- Yeah, it makes it a lot better.
This is the best one. - I feel a little cheated here!
- Yeah!
- (PvF) Let's go eat some Italian food!
For our winner, Chef Tonio has a wonderful
antipasto with mozzarella and tomato, a primo piatto pasta,
and the lamb and apple relish you skipped,
plus a glass of the best mineral water you've ever tasted.
- Taste it, tell us what the vibes are.
- Feels fancy, yeah. (Sharon laughs)
- Girl. - Right?
- Hold please, hold please. (laughs)
- Nice and warm, too.
- How are we feeling? - It tastes like...
- Harlot pasta? - A harlot in the night.
It tastes fantastic. (Izzy vocalizes)
The flavors are here. - That's my harlot sounds.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Sharon, Izzy, Yeshua, and Jaime,
you were tempted, and for that, you must suffer the consequences.
- Okay, let's see what that is!
- Ugh! - No.
- (laughs) Oh no! - No, no.
- No way.
No way, bro.
- I have to eat garbage.
- What type of garbage?
'Cause I'm about to say, that didn't even look that bad.
(Sharon laughs) Like what garbage we talking about?
- Oh, disgusting. - Oh, that looks disgusting.
- Ugh, ew!
- Yeah, go ahead and tell me what we got in there.
- (PvF) From the Green Dolphin State Prison,
we've rummaged through their garbage,
because you still have to eat.
- Let it be noted that this milk is, in fact, lukewarm.
They really put 110%. (laughs sarcastically)
- I'm speechless.
- You got that, though. (Sharon laughs)
You got that.
- Cheers.
(coughs)
- Oh, gross. That's not great.
- It still tastes like banana.
- Oh no, oh no! Wait, look at it, look at it.
- Ugh!
(Izzy coughs)
- Mm, and I drank it!
- If this is his favorite show, I'm sending that boy to therapy.
- Nah, he put me on. (Sharon laughs)
I'm gonna watch right now! (laughs)
- First off, I wanna give a huge shout out
and thank you to Hunter, Sharon's son,
who helped me prep this episode.
I know how much you guys love anime,
so tell me, what other shows do you wanna see
on our next Try Not To Eats?
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