all right actual letters from actual viewers let's begin with number one hey
dave do you ever dream of being president this is laura kiwanap
am i pronouncing that right kiwana memkiwa something like that my apologies there from
live oak florida do i ever think of uh running for president uh i know you're just kidding but
speaking of president there's a lot of excitement now and i showed you this earlier hillary
clinton's a new book it's called living history but on the back have you seen the back of this
i think this is a mistake now i'm no political genius or pundit take a look at the back of this
book here we'll take a look i think this is a huge mistake oh i think she's trying to get back at her
you see i don't know why that could come back to haunt her i don't know letter number two uh dear
dave as biff henderson ever hosted the late show adam the thatcher uh washer gall washington um
no i don't think biff ever has but you know i think he's got his own show is that right
biff do you have a show uh yes it's right it's amazing people love biff and somebody gave him
a show what what is it biff uh it's on espn a program called buffiness and sports talk we just
uh did the first episode oh really take a look okay biff henderson sports talk everybody espn
hi and welcome to biff henderson's sports talk
well he's the big sports story this week and i'm glad he could stop by for a quick interview
please welcome funny side how about a prediction funny side are you going to win the triple crown
yes that's a real coup nice job defenders in sports talk everybody
thank you very much biff nice to see you dear dave letter number three begins what do you do
when an audience member's cell phone rings in the middle of a show sincerely mark bangador uh
salem utah well you know unfortunately that does happen from everybody's got the cell phones and
he can't go anywhere with oh no are you kidding me do you hear that what what a coincidence i
i think somebody's cell phone is ringing right now in the audience where is that is it oh there
there's the kid right there you see hey hey i'm glad you called dave's doing this lame cbs hey
hey hey i am poured out of my mind i can hear it crazy i can hear you i'm going crazy too but i've
seen the story wait a minute i think it's almost stolen what sorry i gotta go what are you doing
i'm sorry
i'm right here i was just trying to use up my free nighttime minutes nice and i always felt
yeah you want to have this kind of fun with tom arnold i know i'll say we won't uh dear dave how
do you keep your muscular physique well thanks for noticing josh lang baton rouge louisiana
i exercise regularly and well many of our staff members work out all the time and i know
our announcer alan calter you know allen he has he's actually
i think that's misguided uh uh alan coulter has created has created you got to give him
credit for this his very own fitness program isn't that right alan i did so and we have a
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there you go all right let's do it let's close up the cbs
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