IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING US ON THE SHOW AT ALL OVER THE LAST
FEW YEARS YOU WILL KNOW THAT THERE IS A SEGMENT ON THE SHOW
THAT I, ME, THE WHOLE TEAM HAVE TIREILESSLY CHAMPIONED.
NOW UNFORTUNATELY, FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER IT'S BEEN
PLAGUED WITH COMPLICATIONS BUT TO QUOTE THOMAS EDDISON, OUR
GREATEST WEAKNESS LIES IN GIVING UP.
YOU KNOW, THE MOST CERTAIN WAY TO SUCCEED IS ALWAYS TO TRY JUST
ONE MORE TIME.
AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO SHAKE THAT, NONE OF US HAVE AN
THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.
THAT IS WHY WE'RE FOMMING THE GREAT MAN AND TRYING ONE MORE
TIME, I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY, I THINK I WILL SAY
I MEL A GOOD TIME, WHICH MEANS THAT YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT'S
TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES.
NOW AS WE ALL KNOW, ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT SOME
NOSES ARE MORE CELEBRATED THAN OTHERS WHICH IS WHY IF YOU LOOK
AT THIS NOSE JUST HERE, WILL YOU-- WHAT'S THAT, WHAT IS
HAPPENING.
OH MY GOD, IS THAT A-- IS THAT WATER?
WHAT.
>> SUSPECTED LEAK IN ROOF.
>> James: I THINK I CAN SEE THAT, THANK YOU.
OH MY GOSH, REALLY, OKAY, LET ME-- HOLD ON, LET ME PUT MY CUP,
LAST, THIS' GOT IT, OKAY.
WE SHOULD REALLY, WE SHOULD LOOK AT THAT AFTERWARDS, OKAY, IN THE
BREAK OR SOMETHING, OKAY, WHERE WAS I, LET'S CARRY ON.
OKAY, I'VE DISOB THE INTRO, DONE THE MUSIC, I SMELL A GOOD
TIME,-- ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES.
OH MY-- WHAT IS GOING ON, WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?
SUSPECTED LEAK IN ROOF.
>> SUSPECTED, I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THERE IS NO-- CAN
SOMEONE GET ME A BUCKET OR SOMETHINGK CAN I GET A BUCKET
PLEASE?
>> COPY THAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WE'VE HAD CRAZY RAIN IN L.A.
THESE LAST FEW -- THERE MUST BE SOMETHING, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO WHERE THAT.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET THIS.
WE'LL DO THERE, DON'T LET THIS PUT YOU OFF, YOU'VE DONE THE
INTRO, DONE THE-- OH MAN, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SHALL-- ALL
RIGHT, I'VE DONE THE INTRO, DONE THE MUSIC, WE ALL KNOW THAT ALL
CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES, BUT SOME NOSES ARE-- OH MY-- YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.
IT'S ON MY HEAD.
THIS IS INSANE.
THIS IS INSIDE SAIN.
>> LEAK IN ROOF CONFIRMED.
>> OH, HAS IT BEEN CONFIRMED!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR EXPERT DIAGNOSIS, RIGHT, I HAVE
GOT AN IDEA HERE, I KNOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,IVE'S GOT SOMETHING.
YOU SEE, AN ENGLISHMAN AND HIS UMBRELLA ARE SELDOM PARTED.
I'VE HAD THIS UMBRELLA HERE FOR LIKE, I THINK IT'S LIKE 400
SHOWS AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING WHAT IS THAT THERE FOR.
IT WASN'T FOR THIS BUT NOW IT IS.
OKAY, WAIT, HANG ON.
OKAY.
RIGHT.
LET'S NOT LET THIS RUIN THE BIT, OKAY, LET'S REALLY STAY FOCUSED,
ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT SOME NOSES ARE MORE-- I NEED TWO
HANDS, WAIT, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO.
>> LEAKING STOPPED.
>> James: HAS IT REALLY?
>> LEAKING STOPPED.
>> James: ARE YOU SURE?
>> LEAKING STOPPED.
>> James: OH LOOK AT, THAT OH, WELL DONE, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, BRILLIANT, OKAY, WHERE WAS I, I DON'T WANT IT US
TO RUN OUT OF TIME.
I REALLY WANT TO GET TO MIC HUCKNALL'S NOSE.
ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT SOME NOSES-- OH MY GOD.
>> IT'S LEAKING AGAIN.
>> James: IS IT REALLY, IS IT [BLEEP] LEAKING, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHY I BOTHER LISTENING TO YOU, YOU SAID -- I DON'T WANT
THIS TO GET IN THE WAY.
WE CAN DO THIS, IT IS JUST WATER IT IS JUST WATER.
STAY ACTUAL CALM.
REMEMBER THE QUOTE, NOW ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSELESS
SO-- SO WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HAIR AND MAKEUP.
>> I DON'T NEED THAT, I DON'T NEED IT I'M FINE.
IT'S JUST WATER, OKAY, IT'S JUST KSH-- I'VE GOT IT, OKAY.
IT'S JUST WATER.
PLEASE, GIVE ME A SECOND, OKAY.
RIGHT, I'VE GOT THIS, DON'T WORRY, I'M FINE.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT NOSE, DONE THAT, RIGHT, I'VE GOT THIS.
OKAY, COME ON, WE CAN DO THIS THIS. ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE
NOSES, BUT SOME NOSES ARE MORE CELEBRATED THAN OTHERS.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD IT OH MY GOD!
IF YOU LOOK-- TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NOSE AND-- I'M DOING THIS,
WE'RE DOING THIS.
>> OUT OF TIME, CUT TO COMMERCIAL.
>> James: WHAT?
>> CUT TO COMMERCIAL.
>> James.
>> OUT OF TIME.