- Well, the school
put the sizes of all our penises
up on a big chart in the school hallway.
(computer mouse clicks)
(Jordan gasps, then laughs)
- Come on!
(Jordan laughing)
(beep)
- SARS outbreaks, things that trigger Cartman,
and the brown note.
Today we are back at it,
breaking down some of the funniest medical scenes
and over the top injuries from South Park.
Alright, let's dive right in.
(computer mouse clicking)
- If 4 million people play the brown noise
at the same time.
- One, two, ready Peter!
(out of sync recorders begin playing)
- No!
(all children play a low flat note)
(everyone begins farting)
- Oh!
(Jordan chuckles)
(people screaming as note continues)
(Jordan laughs)
- Sometimes people actually have an event where
they actually have incontinence of their bowels.
Meaning that they cannot actually
control holding their poops in.
Like, literally as the body peristals
to let the stool out,
it just flows out, and you have to wear like
diapers and you run the risk of getting significant
amount of urinary tract infections,
if you're always kind of covered in fecal matter.
(people screaming) (ambulance sirens)
- Tom, I'm standing in New York City
but it could just as well be any town on Earth right now.
The desolation,
the damage is exactly the same in every city,
the whole world over.
(computer mouse clicks)
- Wow. Just looking at that scene,
there was like poop on the,
the envelopes going into the mailbox.
All over the ground.
I will tell you that people will
poop in the emergency department.
They will poop on the floor.
They'll poop in the beds.
They'll poop as they walk.
(computer mouse clicks)
- It's been just under 20 hours since everyone
on Earth pooped their pants and people still
roam their damaged homes with disbelief and loss.
(computer mouse clicks)
- Imagine that there was a way to use this sound
to therapeutically help people
who are significantly constipated.
You're able to use a sound instead of having to
ingest a chemical into the body.
Obviously in the emergency department,
I'm dealing with an emergency
(sirens blaring)
in that one moment trying to
help people get stool out of their body.
We try to do potentially a whole bowel irrigation
which is giving medications by mouth
to help get it out.
(computer mouse clicks)
- God dammit! (door slams)
Who the- Who do they think they are?
(Jordan laughs)
I love Cartman!
- You remember the school physical we all took last week?
- Yeah.
- Well the school put the sizes of all our penises
up on a big chart in the school hallway.
- (Jordan gasps, then laughs)
Come on!
(Jordan continues laughing)
(beep)
And I do remember school physicals.
They're checking for like scoliosis.
They have you like bend over and they're looking
for like the hump,
potentially getting like hernia checked.
If I'm looking for a hernia,
I'm not feeling the testicles per se.
I'm actually feeling above,
where the spermatic cord comes out,
higher up where the pubic area is.
When you cough,
you increase intraabdominal pressure
and you push the intestines further down.
If there's a defect
in the wall that then needs to be repaired.
(computer mouse clicking)
- Why would they tell everybody that?
They wanna measure my wiener?
Fine, but don't put me on blast.
- I told you the students would be interested
in how much they grew since their last physical.
- Oh my gosh. (Jordan's voice echos)
So it's the growth
of their height and not the size of their, genitalia.
I do remember that they always,
um, checked our heights,
but I even remember my own house.
We went against like the doorpost
and my mom would put a mark
with a ruler and measure us over the years.
Did any of you do that or still do that in the house?
Let me know.
- Hey, wait the cold is making it shrink some.
Where you going little feller?
- (Jordan Laughs)
It definitely does.
It has to do with blood flow and when it's cold
the blood flow basically goes
to our core of the, the body
and gets, you know shunted from the extremities,
including your genitalia.
And same with the scrotum,
the scrotum shrinks up as well.
If it's cold out, it brings the testes closer
to the body to keep them warm.
- Hang on, he's coming back out.
There he is.
Who's a little guy?
- I love how he's talking to his penis.
- Alright Butters, it looks like we have two point,
wow, 2.4 inches.
Really nice, Butters.
- I'm hung like a horse!
(Jordan laughs)
Very awkward!
When you're at the doctor's office
and we have to do exams we basically,
try to cover everything.
Our main purpose is only to make sure that you're fine.
(computer mouse clicks)
- What we need to figure out here is,
are we dealing with maybe a little bipolarism,
some rage addiction?
- There's actually multiple different types of bipolar.
It typically has to do with periods of depression
periods of potential mania or up.
Um, sometimes people are more prone to one than the other.
Some people will say at the blink of an eye
if you change from being depressed too
super happy that you're bipolar or vice versa.
It typically doesn't work that way.
It's usually like days on ends
of one behavior and then days on ends of other.
And then depression.
Not eating, sleeping all the time
not interested in anything.
Thoughts of potentially wanting to hurt yourself.
(computer mouse clicks)
- Honestly, I wouldn't really care.
- I think you're way too fat for your age.
- (Jordan laughs)
Totally inappropriate.
Should not be trying to entice this kid into anger.
(steam whistling)
(computer mouse clicks)
- Well, I just don't see it Miss Cartman.
Your son doesn't seem to be triggered by anger at all.
In fact, I'd say he is one
of the more even tempered children I've ever seen.
(door opens)
- Sorry doctor, your wife's on the phone,
says it's an emergency.
- You mean? Web chat with wha-
No, I don't have a criminal record.
Who?
(Jordan chuckles)
- I'm not fat.
I'm big boned.
(Jordan laughs)
- This big bone theory we have out there,
very rarely.
(whoosh sound)
I literally get x-rays and MRIs
and CT scans every day that I work.
And we can actually see people's bones
and the majority of them are normal size bones.
There may be issues of how people may have higher deposits
of muscle or fat in certain areas of their body
which make it feel like somebody has big bones.
Typically, we're all pretty much the same.
The length of the bones are different
but the thickness of them don't vary that greatly.
Finding the right person for the help,
is also a huge thing you need to think about,
because you need to develop a relationship
with this individual who's trying to help you.
And if you don't trust them or
if you don't believe them it may not help you,
and you may need to seek somebody else.
(computer mouse clicks)
(people moaning and coughing)
- Tom, it's Tuesday morning now
- What the heck?
- And the outbreak of SARS in South Park,
has reached epic proportions.
(computer mouse clicks)
- Oh no.
So we have SARs.
SARS is severe acute respiratory syndrome caused
by a coronavirus.
The first time we ever saw this where it was
severe enough to hit the news recently
was like 2002, 2003.
So it hit people really hard,
but it actually kind of burned out fast.
Where it couldn't spread as fast as SARS two
which is what we call COVID-19.
(reporter coughs then sniffles)
- The entire town has been quarantined
by the federal government.
Nobody allowed in or out
which means nobody can come to our aid.
(computer mouse clicks)
- I hope we learned a bunch from
this most recent pandemic relating to a coronavirus.
On how to handle different situations, quarantining.
Viruses continue to evolve so there's
potentially going to be something
in the future that we need to deal with.
Figuring out how to deal with it,
appropriately, is of the utmost
ya know, importance.
(computer mouse clicks)
- Someone spoke to me and told me,
the middle class white way to cure SARS.
Campbell's Chicken noodle Soup, DayQuil and Sprite.
- I mean those things,
soup, DayQuil, DayQuil, which is a type
of typically a cough medicine, different types
of ingredients in there.
And Sprite helps with like bubbles,
gas, carbonation, helps possibly with nausea.
(triumphant upbeat music)
(Jordan chuckles)
Everybody's doing great.
Viruses in general are very hard to treat because
they're not as easy as antibiotics.
Bacteria infections,
we're able to treat those pretty easily
because we have antibiotics.
Antibiotics are for bacterial infections.
Viruses, we have antiviral medications
but they're not as good.
They don't work as strongly.
Um, they don't just eradicate the virus.
The body still needs to fight the viral infections,
but maybe the antiviral medications,
will subdue it a little bit.
Bring it down so the burden is not so high
or it might reduce the symptoms by maybe a day.
South Park always good,
always has really good topics,
and is always right on top
of it with using some actual like real information.
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