Look at that. Notifications that our bags finally came except you still can't see
them, Sam.
There it is. There it is.
And there are our bags that we've waited two...
like it has been over two hours.
Do you want to tell everyone why we are waiting for our bags now?
Sam let me get the bags. Let me get the bags.
Our wonderful driver has been here waiting with us as well.
Thank you so much!
We are now at our hotel and of course Criminal Minds is on and of course Sam is working.
So last night as you guys saw,
we had a little bit of an issue.
Our original flight landed too late to
where we could not catch our connecting flight. So we were stuck there in
Salt Lake City had to make it here to Cedar City and we had no way of getting here
in time for all the training we're gonna do today.
So Lionsgate, the the coolest people ever, got us a driver, John, the guy that you
guys saw super cool and like huge thank you to John for driving us so far!
So he drove us so far last night at 12, 12ish. Maybe a little bit later than 12,
after waiting for our luggage for over two hours.
Which also there's something I didn't tell Sam about this.
So I didn't do anything.
So last time I went in to talk to the man
at the desk, he called them he called them again, walkie talkied them
and it turns out that they had our luggage sitting right there for a while
they thought we were gonna stay in Salt Lake City they were just gonna hold our
luggage overnight. So it was sitting there for a long time. He paged in the
last time and they're like "oh so, they want their bags like right now?" and then
they came out like instantly.
That is just horrid!
Yeah today's gonna be a jam-packed day full of
spy training, which supposedly we're gonna like ram cars, zip tie like get out
of zip ties, get out of duct tape. I think we're going in some trunks.
Yeah so like we're just doing a bunch of cool stuff today so I guess we will see how that
pans out so stay tuned.
Okay so we are out here in Cedar City well I don't even know if we're
in the city now. Absolutely no way.
Oh boy.
What did we get ourselves into?
Sketchy.
Alright handing out some merch?
So this is what we're doing today?
A nice backpack,
some goodies in here, I believe.
Sam's just being weird, of course...
I'm tired!
Join the club!
Umm.
Yeah so it's very hectic in here right now we're about to get
started but like off the grid, there's no service, can't post anything.
This is the real deal.
I'm gonna teach you how to escape duct tape if you're ever duct-taped around the wrist, if
you're duct-taped to a chair, how to escape zip ties, how to escape rope.
We're gonna do some evasive driving. You're gonna do the 180 reverse turn,
you're also gonna ram a vehicle.
So if there was a roadblock where they put two cars
together, I'm gonna teach you the real way of how legitimately it goes in the
intelligence operative world if you had to crash through one of these cars.
I have had to submit this stuff to the agency to approve. Meaning they have to
get a manuscript, I have to go back and forth and they could say yes this is
classified, no this is not classified. So you're getting quote-unquote CIA
approved stuff today.
We're gonna show you multiple ways, whether it's your hand,
whether you're duct-taped to a chair, whether your feet are duct-taped you're gonna
get out in literally seconds.
Which is why you should all have rolls of duct tape.
So I'm gonna have somebody come up, I'm gonna demo first. This is very
interactive today, meaning everything I'm gonna show you they're gonna do.
Therese if you want to come up and uh
You don't sit here and try and pull apart.
We're just not strong enough.
You put your hands high above your head, as soon as
you drop your hands you start pulling them apart as if you're slapping your own hips.
I know that makes no sense which is why I want to show you and then I'm gonna show you slow.
I sit up here and I go like that.
That's all it is. As soon as I start coming down, the only reason people can't
escape this, is what they do is they try to come down here and then pull apart,
we're not strong enough. It's almost like you have a church steeple here and
you're pulling the steeple apart up top.
Uh...
She can't even like
Ow!
You wanna be my partner?
Ow my hair!
Come on Sam you can do better than that!
You got... no.. well kinda. Remember he said
you have to go at an angle.
Go!
Woahhhhh!
So if you've ever been on an airplane you thought you're
gonna puke and you put your head between your legs throwing up in that airplane
puke bag they give you,
that's the position, except you got to do it fast.
So here's how it should look.
I'm sitting up straight here and...
Now these chairs are gonna come with you because they're so light, but the trick is,
and some of you you're gonna bust both sides some of you are gonna do one side,
but it really is just a "ugh" like that
and then it's gonna stretch it it's gonna
create that angle where you're gonna be free less than five seconds.
That's a whole roll of tape, alright.
We good?
Hardest part right there, getting the tape off of me.
Alright, so I just escaped from my tape let's see if Sam can escape from hers.
One, two...
Oh wow!
Nice!
No tape left on you?
We've already learned all this is the magic angle.
For this one, what you do is instead of having your feet point forward you put in a V like that.
So all I do is I put my feet in a V and I drop to the ground quickly.
Here's how it should look.
Feet together... boom!
And I'm out and I'm running.
The key is guys, as I go down
you've really got a drop fast and make sure your legs are forming a V
like this because sometimes we get people are like "it's not working it's not working!"
It's cuz it's got to be like this.
Ahhh this is sketchy.
Alright we ready?
Out of all the duct tapes.
That was amazing.
Thank you thank you.
Aw this is the worst part
You want to sit here like this.
You want your elbows to be touching your ribcage,
you want your wrist to be curved out.
It's a natural position because if 10 guys with guns are surrounding me kidnapping
I'll be "please don't kill me please don't kill me"
It doesn't draw any suspicion. But having your wrists curve out
just like that creates a millimetre of space.
So it doesn't matter who ties you up.
So actually I'm going to have you, look stronger than me about 10 times, tie me up.
Yeah just
and pull it as tight as you want. It doesn't matter, you give it everything you've got.
No, seriously give it everything you've got! Like I said you're much stronger
than me clearly.
Alright I can feel it tightening onto my skin but remember I
intentionally created those millimeters of space, alright so there we are.
So all I've got to do is once I am free, once you're not looking at me and it's
time to escape, I make my hands flat like this, I pull pull pull and shimmy and I'm out.
All thanks to those millimeters. And it doesn't matter, we've had MMA fighters
we've trained who were jacked up on steroids
and they think they can keep me in. It doesn't matter how strong a guy is
who's tying me up.
So take turns tying each other up.
Remember, elbows to the side, hands like this, create the millimeters and then extend
and shimmy out like that.
Alright knock yourselves out!
We did knots like this in girl scouts but we weren't tying each other up.
Ok so extend.
Extend.
Hands flat.
And then eventually you'll be able to pull one out.
Shimmy. Shimmy shimmy!
Shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy!
I can feel -
There you go!
I gotta be faster!
Ooook, feels like a pretzel.
Because I don't like the food that you gave me at your house.
Ok Daniel Cormier.
It's a little off-center.
It's not gonna move now, but
alright I'm gonna try!
Ok.
Now I gotta thread it.
Can you tuck my cha-
my necklace?
That doesn't really happen when you get kidnapped.
Yeah can you please... tuck my necklace?
I plan on escaping.
Oh, oh no!
Woooo.
Owwwww.
Yikes look at that.
How's the training been so far?
Really good! I feel like
I feel like I could be an expert kidnapper and an expert kidnapee.
Get in.
Oh boy.
How, how fast do you think I've got it?
Uh 10 seconds.
5 seconds come on.
5?
Ok.
Make sure your head is clear of that bar when it comes down.
Ready?
Yup.
So if you have a stalker this is a great weapon.
We actually have a woman we trained
some guy was following her out in the parking lot
making, I guess bad comments, dirty comments.
Thankfully she didn't have to use it on him.
All she had to do was press the button.
So what we're going to do here is show you how this works.
So who wants to be our dummy?
Is this like Hangover style?
**BUZZ**
Ohhhhh!
He barely moved!
You barely moved.
All that muscle!
Coconuts are pretty close approximation to a human skull.
If you can shatter a coconut, you could shatter somebody's dome open.
So we have our donor coconuts. These are our bad guys for now.
They didn't like your last couple of posts, right? They didn't hit the subscribe button.
So you've got to let them know you're serious.
Who wants to teach this guy a lesson?
Oh man.
Do a flip
WOAH!
There it is.
Ninja.
This is a dangerous weapon.
A dangerous weapon. That's a human head right there.
Well look what you did to that dude.
You can't buff that out!
Sorry bad guy.
Yeah we don't ever apologize to bad guys.