You are now entering a world that is extremely fuck
In this world EA makes good videogames
And Sonic 2006
Is a universally hailed master piece.
You are now entering
The Dunkey Zone
Hey guys today I'm playing Wweekend at
Bernie's also known as five nights at
Freddy Cougar's Llegend of the Door Conservationist In this game
You open and close two doors so I decided to spice it up a little imanna play
Other scary games while I'm playing this game to actually make it a challenge for
A master like me--so
Now on the show stage-let me explain; there's supposed to be two robots on the show
Stage at all times, so look they're both there
Later on in the game they'll run around and try ta spook me
So we're alright for now we're gonna start with Silent Hill one of the
Scariest games
Of ALL TIME
See?
Uh this game is actually one hundred haunted
At the minimum ah-but this- I have actually acquired
Its-- especially haunted copy y-you hear that?
This game isn't supposed to have
Any audio
Oh god
This is haunted
Aww boy lookit that
Yup
I like how that's supposed to be like that
This is- this is a haun- this is haun- this is haunted
This is seriously a- this is a- this isn't a joking matter
I found an alien life form uh some kind of haunted ghoul
So imanna go ahead and take them out with my lazer gun
Yeah I think I got him so
Now let's walk over to uh Silent Hill
To s-- get to the bottom of this mystery uh-on--
I a-- as you can see I'm now entering the hell realm
What is that? Haunted monkeys?
Aww man
This game is bananas
I got her, wake up baby
Wake up... wake up baby, wake up baby
Wake up baby, come on wake up
Pretty good game guys, am I right?
Uhh let's check on this area over here
I'm hearing a lot of scary noises
There he is. There's one on the robots, he's sitting right outside the door
So imanna go ahead open it because this game is fucking
Boring uhh hopefully he'll just come in and kill me then
Come on
What is he doin--he's just standing there
Well you snooze, ya lose
Bozo
Uhh oh! There's another robot approaching from the right hallway now
He's uhh is currently occupying the restroom
Oh where'd the rabbit go?
Probably stopped playing this game
It's so boring
[Loud scream]
Alright [clears throat]
We're don--we're done with this game
Uhh Sonic The Hedgehog
This issa quality game this- I'm not scared
I'm not scared to play the other games, I just wanna play a good game right now
That's so-that- ya know the spooky games... you know
They- theyre atmospheric
But they got no gameplay
So that's why I gotta go and play classic Sonic... NOT that im scared
Just cuz I wanna play a good game right now
Umm I remember the backgrounds being a lot more animated
And I don't remember all these disembodied corpses from Sonic
Thats Sonic... Wait why was I playing as Tails?!
Oh god
What have I done?
This isn't Sonic at all
This is...
HAUNTED Sonic
This is the--
[Loud scream]
Ah, oh no, what is this?!
[Incoherent crazed mumbling]
GET [Incoherent crazed mumbling] OUTTA THERE
TAILS!!! GET OUTTA THERE
GET OUTTA THERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
WHAT ARE YOU--?!?!
So it- it turns out that Sonic the Hedgehog is actually the scariest game in the entire world
I'm gonna go back to the-
Weekend at Freddy's
Hopefully the-th-- robots have settled down
Uhh I'm not seeing anything
But its creaking and the howls all the lights are off
And I'm very scared right now
Ahh, oh! He's just sitting in the closet
So yeah...
I think we're good
Now that I'm having a nervous breakdown let's go ahead and play
Resident Evil, a game that's over a million haunted
Ahh hes now mistake--you think you can get a trained Navy SEAL?
Look at this. BWA BWA BWA BWA BWA!
That's how they train you to shoot ba--
Aww now I'm cornered
I'm definitely cornered, yeah
Definitely gonna have to get out of here
You guys will never get me
WheeHAAA!
That's it zombies.
You makin' me break out my ultimate move.
Now you can see my in my true form baby!
Alright turns out Resident Evil 3
Is actually the funniest game of all time
So now I'm not scared at all
Im jus--I'm completely over it now
Oh my god
Ah that's- I'm scared now, I'm scared again. Did you guys hear that shit?
It was a--He's in this room. You can't see him but he's- no he's in that room