Follow along in this video and I will teach you exactly
How you can stereotype other dancers, based entirely, on the dance shoes that they wear.
The fastest way to offend a dancer, is to tell them exactly what kind of dancer you
are.
What do you think I am?
A beginner?
I will know what kind of dancer you are, just by looking at your dance shoes.
Showing is always better than telling.
Why do you think they invented show & tell?
Show me your dance shoes, and that will tell me, exactly everything I need to know about
you and your dancing.
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Lets get on with the video.
Jazz shoes.
You describe yourself with the following adjectives: theatrical, energetic, spontaneous, extroverted
and dramatic.
You might think that these are compliments, but they’re not.
You are the dancer equivalent, of an excited puppy.
When Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage” you took that literally, and you
turned every stage into a performance.
It doesn’t matter where it is or what it is.
Even if it’s your grandmother's birthday party.
You’re the type of person who will see a busker playing live music, stand in front
of them, and dance your heart out.
People will think that you're the main show, and the busker is your accompaniment.
They might even give you treats.
Also known as, the tips meant for the busker.
Good job you filthy animal.
Ballroom shoes, or partner dance shoes, for most kinds of studio dances.
You love people.
But you also hate people.
There is no inbetween.
How you feel about them, depends on the kind of connection that you shared in your arms.
You’re somebody who will have romantic daydreams, about a guy, or girl, but you won’t even
remember their first name, but damn do you remember their touch.
And the reason why you remember their touch, is because they touched you and made you feel
so good.
This doesn’t sound creepy at all.
You enjoy mutual touching so much, that you’ll spend your entire life savings traveling to
dance events, or dance congresses, all around the world.
The thing is, when people ask you how your dance vacation was, you’ll tell them, that
you basically spent your entire time inside of a hotel or some random building and you
didn’t go outside and explore the city.
And for some reason, you’re more tired coming back from the event, than before you had even
left.
Afterwards, you’ll fall asleep at your desk, daydreaming of the next dance event you’ll
go to.
Tap dance shoes.
Nerd.
You’re literally, the nerds of dance.
While other dancers express their artistry through the physical movement of their entire
body, you on the other hand are tapping your feet in morse code, and breaking down your
rhythms into physical equations.
If I wanted to do math, I’d go ahead and become a mathematician, instead of becoming
a tap dancer.
At least, I’d get credit for being smart.
Instead of being stared at for having happy feet.
When people think of dancers, they never think of you.
Just because you say you’re a dancer, doesn’t mean anybody will think you’re as cool as
one.
For all that you do right on a technical level, you’ve failed to realize, that only drummers
and people in marching bands will be able to connect with you, on an emotional level.
High Top dance shoes.
You are literally, the epitome of style.
You pride yourself on looking fashionable and stylish, at all times.
You will spend your money on anything, that will make you look like a cooler dancer
In contrast, you’ll barely spend any money on anything that will make you an actual better
dancer.
Like private lessons and dance classes.
Who does something like that?
All you care about is looking cool.
You don’t care about your leg lines or pointing your toes.
Because if you did, you wouldn’t be wearing high top dance shoes.
In fact, you treat your leg lines like I treat my girlfriends…
I ignore them, until they go away.
It’s all worth it though, because you’ll always be, the coolest looking dancer, in
a room full of other dancers, when everybody’s standing still.
Light up dance shoes.
You’ve seen one too many tik tok videos and now you, are a part of the internet virus.
Because you’ll also be making tik tok videos along with all of the jailbait teens on that
platform.
Or you’re a hardcore raver, that goes to EDC and other EDM festivals, and you’re
rolling several times a month.
There really is no inbetween.
Ghillies or highland dance shoes.
You’re Irish or Scottish.
Even if you’re not, you are.
When people ask you what’s up, you tell them you’re up, and then you start hopping
on 1 leg, like a rhythmic kangaroo.
I personally am jealous, of your ankles and calves.
Toms.
Come rain, shine, or snow, you will dance outside, if it’s the last thing that you
do.
You’ll also do your best to ruin your shoes in record time.
At the very least your consumerism is blessing kids down in Africa, with stuff they don’t
need.
Converse shoes.
Refer to light up dance shoes.
Except you’re not as cool, and you don’t look like jailbait.
I don’t know if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing, now that I think about it.
Either way, you’re the knock off version of light up shoes.
Knee high boots.
You’re a chick and you’re clubbing with your girlfriends.
Congratulations, you’ve become everyone’s favourite bag check.
Your friends will put their phones, and their ids, and probably their credit cards into
your shoes, because they didn’t want to bring a purse.
They’ll get them back, wet and quite stinky…
If you’re not clubbing with your girls, then you’re definitely a go-go dancer, or
a stripper.
Feel free to DM me your number.
If you didn’t realize, this video was part 2.
Check out part 1, link in the description.
If you want to see a part 3, where I go over the final dance shoes in my list over here,
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If this video gets 50 likes, then I’ll make a final part 3 and talk about all of the last
dance shoes in existence.
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Peace!