Today is sad and angry day
I come
I come from England with my heartfelt sympathy
and solidarity with the Patriots of Germany
That's the problem
a lot of us think Tommy is serious.
He's actually not. He's just a really convincing stand-up comedian.
The "Sharaya" pushers are here
I mean, come on, no one can be that stupid on purpose
We are not far right, we are simply right
Here I found Tommy Robinson doing his gig in front of his German fans
This is Duitschland, not Afganistan
You see, I told you
and it's not that bad
this is better than TV - I forgot me popcorn
And hey he's even got a translator
but he looks like someone who's not allowed to be near kids
if we know what I mean
and someone who doesn't know what toothpaste is
why do I get the feeling he's gonna come in my nightmares and torment me
Alright, alright maybe I'm giving him a hard time
Surely Tommy has selected someone who will do justice to his words of wisdom
Yes, perfect choice
in fact I think he's overqualified
Tommy's crowd is very strange, I mean again I love tea
but these guys are taking it to another level
Tommy's talking about hating migrants
and these guys are worried about tea bags.
Now if that's not enough, suddenly the crowd starts confessing to Tommy
they think he's some sort of dodgy Pope who likes tea bags
but that was not the end of Tommy's worries
this was the worst day for Tommy to decide to dress himself
he wore the big boy pants- and he paid the price.
Why do you keep pulling up your pants?
That's only for people who have shame.
you know when you're in front of thousands of people
who see you as a leader and you have to make sure you're calm,
composed and confident
but there comes a time when none of that matters mate
because that wedgie just has to go
Now Tommy's got a big problem with the way Islam treats women
but here it seems like his crowd is segregated
this is what men must do
Have a look at this
I can see men here, and everywhere are waking up
according to this, apparently all the women are still asleep
It's our God given right and duty of every man to protect our women
or just waiting for a man to come and help them
Now towards the end he ends up promoting lawlessness
we can no longer rely on the police or the government to protect our women
and trying his luck as a dodgy voodoo doctor
Islam in the Cancer, Pagida is the cure
and after realizing he can't write properly and then tries to do a runner
It's common knowledge that Tommy Robinson uses crap to write his speeches
by every now and then comes a point where he's onstage but his crap runs out
So he has to top it up with a fresh batch
I'm sorry guys but we've reached the end of the journey of Tommy Robinson
and the Germans
if you think I mistranslated the German people
and I'm spreading falsehood
but you cannot say the same of what Tommy is doing to the Qur'an
then you my friend have missed the entire point of the video
I'm gonna end with Tommy's favorite joke mate
because this guy can actually speak his language
we've been trying to communicate to him in proper English
that doesn't work with our mate Tommy
and don't think the guy serious, he's a comedian
anyways guys until next time
Asalaamu Alaikum