- Hi, good afternoon.
Would you ladies like anything to--
- Wine. - Wine.
- Okay. How about a glass or a--
- Bottle. - Bottle.
(jazzy music)
- Is it cheap? - Yeah, it's cheap.
- Is it the color red? - Yes.
- I'll take it.
- Uhh, I had the longest day. I need a glass of wi--
Did you get punched in the face?
- Oh my God! I don't know! Did I?
- It's just grown up apple juice.
Let's be real, okay?
- And say, "When."
- We have a problem. There's no bottle opener.
- Okay. Get me a shoe, some nails, and a spare nunchuck.
- Say, "When."
- Now I'm letting this one aerate while I drink this one.
It's a classy thing, I promise. It's French.
- How many alcoholic beverages do you have per week?
- Uh...one.
Bottle.
Per night.
Perfect, thank you.
- You're drinking out of the bottle?
- I don't wanna do dishes later.
(bottles clink)
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
- A bottle a day
- Keeps the doctor away. - Keeps the doctor away.
- That's what I heard.
- Because you're too drunk to call him.
(gargles)
- Grape.
It's grape, isn't it?
- Here's the secret. I have no (beep) clue what that is.
- Oh my God.
- It was five dollars. - You're amazing.
- Mmm-hmm.
- I have the sauvignon blahs.
- You know, we should really exercise tonight.
(laugh)
- Oh, that's funny.
- But tomorrow we should.
(laugh)
- Oh, God. That--I will cheers for that.
You are hilarious, Allie. Oh!