We can be each other's holidate for New Year's Eve.
So much doing it.
So much doing it, it's crazy.
I'm sorry, there's nothing available. We're totally booked up.
Oh, no. That's horrible.
Tonight's a really important night for us.
Johnny and I just got engaged,
and this is where our first date was.
Oh, yeah, it would mean so much to Dora and me.
I would have made a reservation,
but I didn't know if she was gonna say yes.
Oh, I love how nervous you were, you little goose.
You are just so sweet together.
You know? I'm sure I can find room for two young lovers.
Yeah, we are lovers…
together… in bed.
OK.
You might wanna read the inscription on that there belt.
Why?
Oh, no. What does it say?
Amy Santiago, will you marry me?
Surprise.
Amy Santiago…
will you marry me?
Jake Peralta, I will marry you.
Perhaps there is an answer…
to our collective Lady Whistledown issue.
We could pretend to form an attachment.
Everything I told the Queen was true.
I cannot stop thinking of you.
From the mornings you ease,
to the evenings you quiet,
to the dreams you inhabit...
my thoughts of you never end.
I am yours, Daphne.
I have always been yours.
I…
I do not understand.
-I do not know how to be any more clear. -well, do not get angry.
-I'm not angry! -You look angry.
And bothered.
Look at you, you are downright flushed.
-Yes, that is what happens. -When one is angry.
When one burns for someone who does not feel the same.
You…
burn for me?
Why do you think I followed you into that garden?
Why do you think I went into that garden?
If you would have only looked at me this week
for longer than two seconds, you would have seen…
it is you I cannot sacrifice.
I burn for you.
What if you didn't tell him?
What?
Yeah, what if we let people think that we were actually together?
Just for a little while. And not just Sanderson.
I mean everybody.
Why would you want that?
For starters, when Jen heard that you kissed me, she went nuts.
If she thinks that you and I are a thing, she'll want to get back together.
Oh, so you want to use me as your pawn?
Oh, see.
Technically, you used me as your pawn first when you jumped me.
We have a meet cute.
Of course we have a meet cute.
That's how you know we're gonna end up together.
Good night, Covey.
Good night, Kavinsky.
Well, this is perfect!
We can be each other's holidate for New Year's Eve.
I don't even know you, so…
Yeah, that's what makes it perfect.
'Cause there's no pressure. There's no expectations.
I mean, I don't even think I find you that attractive.
-Wow! Calm down with the flattery. -Not that you're not attractive.
It's just that maybe you're not that attractive to me.
That speech was cockamamie.
Yeah!
-How about New Year's Eve? -Yes!
No way.
My entire house could fit in this room.
OK…
Help me out here.
Tell me one good thing that you did on Earth,
just one truly kind and decent act
so that I can feel better about helping you out.
Hey!
Why?
Oh, no! Chidi!
Sorry I shoved you, man. I've just been a little jumpy.
You didn't see my lizard in the lake when you were thrashing around down there?
No, it was cold and dark and scary.
But don't worry, we'll find him.
Michael and Janet are busy transforming people anyway,
so they didn't notice you weren't there.
Holy crap, you're supposed to be flying right now.
It's no big deal. I just decided I'd rather be… helping you.
Than soaring through the air like an owl?
That's amazing.
You're amazing.
After that, you spent all your time together.
You studied philosophy together.
You even got Chidi hooked on popcorn shrimp.
Eventually you became suspicious of me
and escaped to Mindy St. Claire's house on a train.
That was the first time you actually said it out loud.
I love you.
And you don't need to respond because…
I know you have trouble saying how you feel.
I love you too.
There she is. There she is. She's right over there.
She's right over here. She's right…
-Just be cool. -Hi.
Hey, Caroline. Wow!
I didn't know you were gonna be here.
Nicholas, you have to introduce me.
Yeah, of course. Jess, this is Caroline.
Hi.
-One more time, Carolee? -Caroline.
Caroloo, Coraline.
Caroline!
Oh, 'kay. Fancy.
Well, I'm Nicholas's girlfriend.
We just started dating so we're still in that honeymoon phase.
I barely sleep, so much doing it.
So much doing it, it's crazy.
He's so soft like a towel.
Well, it was nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you too, Carol.
-Jess, do you take Nick? -I do.
-Nick, do you take Jess? -I do.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
OK.
-Oh, damn. -Is it bad?
I've seen worse. I mean, literally 10 minutes ago.
-You'll be happy if it's covered. -Sure.
It's you and me now.