- This weekend, the movie Jurassic World comes
out and I am super excited about it.
And Universal Studios actually reach out to us
and they're actually coming by to drop
off a bunch of goodies.
- Come on.
There's dinosaurs.
Oh my gosh. You gotta be kidding me.
- Dude, yeah!
- Oh, snap. Boom!
- Get the heck outta here.
- A water bottle? I've gotta look at it.
- Totebags!
- No way.
- Do you remember Jurassic Park...
- No dinosaurs have feathers.
- Oh, it does smell like dino piss.
- Smells like pumpkin seeds.
- Oh, yeah I guess it does.
- Wow, that's cool!
- It feels like Christmas, but dinosaurs.
- Mike says it's a magnet.
- What does Mike know?
- This ain't no magnet.
- Oh, that's cool.
- What's it do?
- It clings.
- Maybe on your pencil.
- Oh, oh, it's right.
- Wow
Now that is awesome!
We made it better than a magnet.
Look at this! Did you see this?
- Dude look at Jeff Goldblum, he's looking fine.
- Christopher Prattis!
(laughter)
- Is that the technical name for him?
(laughter)
- That's his last name.
- I'm excited for this movie coming out.
Like it's got all the original people, OG's!
- They're so cute!
- They should make a dinosaur ice cream.
- Look at all these stickers! What?
These are dope, man!
Oh what?
- You can put them on all the water bottles.
Got a metal pin. Wow.
And they invited us to the premiere.
So the whole crew is going, it's gonna be
absolutely amazing.
And there are so many iconic scenes
in this movie's franchise. But one that I really love
is that egg scene.
- Why didn't ya tell me?
I insist on being here when they're born.
- I insist on being here when they're born.
And look at this one! It's actually starting to
hatch now.
I'm gonna take my scissors, I'm just gonna cut it around
and see what kind of baby we have here.
This little dinosaur.
And when it sees me,
Does the baby imprint on just my look?
And look at that! That's a little bamboo baby!
Whoa, it's a bamboo ball python. It actually looks like
it's potentially a bamboo vanilla, possibly a pastel too.
What an absolute ripper.
You know that scene, they actually have that
little mechanical arm that turns the eggs.
- Oh, perfect
- Almost like they do with chicken eggs.
But with reptile eggs, I don't think it's the same way.
And I don't know, you know, there's a possibility
because dinosaurs are related to birds,
maybe they did need to turn, but with reptiles
you can see with this really cool spotty python clutcher
you can see that's the little snake in there.
And you can see that the air bubble forms on the top
with that network of veins, right?
And if you actually spin this the other way,
like in the movie, you actually drown the embryo.
I don't know exactly what would happen with dinosaur eggs
but I'm assuming they're probably more like
reptile eggs where they actually adhere to the top
and they would actually...
But, again, I don't know and I can't say for sure
and I don't think anyone can.
But in my opinion, maybe a potential flaw in the movie.
- Jesus Christ.
That's Jason Bourne.
- Let's go hand out some promotional stuff.
Do you want to get that?
- I'm doing something right now.
- My hands are full, literally.
Come on! Let's get moving.
- Dude, I'm trying to get my lunch on.
- It's a twerkasaurus.
You get a poster and a sticker.
Don't take all the posters!
I can't see what I'm doing.
(laughter)
Poster. Take that.
- Thank you!
All right, let's go.
- Can you open the door, please?
- Fire, do not fire.
- Hey, hey! I see you. Back up.
Close the gate.
- Are you crazy?
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Blue, Blue, do not shoot.
I see you. Do not shoot or they're never gonna trust me.
Shut the gate.
- What?
- Stay. I see you.
- Maria.
- Suhh dude.
- What's up.
- A poster and stickers.
- Woo!
- We get all the other good stuff.
- What else did you guys get?
- You'll have to come check it out.
- Guys, guys! Promotion!
Do you want stickers for the new Jurassic Park movie?
- Sure.
- Cute costume.
- What costume?
- Oh my God, these stickers are dope.
They're like fabric-y.
- I'm gonna hang this up above my bearded dragon.
- I love the scene going back to the very first movie
Jurassic where they had the dolopasaurus
- What do you want? You want food?
- Now we don't know if the dolopasauruses actually
had venom. And the pearl dragon certainly don't spit venom
but they actually modeled that dolopasaurus on the frill.
Now you see here, it's not frilling up, but look
what happens when it sees...
Now that is a doloposaurus right there!
But actually a frill dragon.
How cool is that? I love that scene, it's one of my
favorite scenes. And one of the most iconic scenes
in all of the series, for sure.
Then it sees Elvis and it thinks it's a predator.
So it's gonna puff up like that and say,
"look at how big I am!"
That is awesome!
- Watch what you're doing with the table!
(laughter)
(intense music)
- Now I've said it a million times, but my love
of reptiles really started with my love of dinosaurs.
And when you think of an animal like Elvis here,
he's like a little pet dinosaur, right?
This is what a dinosaur would kinda be like.
At least in my mind, just a lot bigger.
You know, 20, 30 foot...could you imagine it?
I would certainly love to have the opportunity to meet
these guys in the wild.
And that's one thing. I gotta ask you a question.
You know, Jurassic Park and Jurassic World, it's all about
bringing those dinosaurs back.
Would you do it? I think I would. I would love to see
a T-Rex, a raptor, or something like that.
With these animals being so amazing like this,
I know I would love to have them,
so let me know in the comments if you think that
would be a good idea.
- They do move in herds.
- This leaf has been extinct for 60 million years.
- Look, they travel in herds!
- That crazy bastard did it.
(intense music)
- Feelin in my butt.
I can't see now, it's so foggy in here.
- There must be a dinosaur, dude.
Close your eyes and just feel it out.
We got posters to put up.
- What is this?
- All right, Mike.
- All right, come on, let's go.
- That's not good promotion.
- We have to hand out all of these posters at the
gas station.
- What?
- No wonder they went extinct, with all this complaining!
- Step down here.
(upbeat music)
- Are you excited for Jurassic World?
Here, have a poster.
- Ah, beautiful.
- You're welcome, have a blessed.
- I brought you some stuff.
We'll give you a poster, a pen
- For Jurassic World.
- Yes, absolutely.
- We're gonna get ice cream for the dinosaur.
- Yes! I gave myself a wedgie.
- What do you want, Mike?
- Is there any one with strawberries?
- Strawberry shortcake?
That's a beautiful selfie.
- Bye!
- I can't tell you how many times I have fantasized about
finding a bunch of T-Rex or Raptors, so of course we have
a pastel ball python
Has a beautiful bunch of eggs.
Crazy genetics there!
We're gonna get this girl off and
Oh my God, could you imagine if these were little
dinosaur eggs.
I am so excited about this movie later on,
you have no idea.
Wow, that is a collection.
Two, four, six, eight, ten.
Eleven beautiful eggs.
- Ready?
Go Mike!
- Wow!
Good job, Noah!
(upbeat music)
- I feel like Mc Hammer.
We got a poster for you!
- You don't want a poster?
It's for your son. It's free!
- We're gonna give you guys posters.
- No way!
- Wait, hold my ice cream.
- Oh my goodness!
Guys, check it out. I love that shirt, by the way.
That's a great shirt.
Oh yeah, that's amazing.
- It's my birthday, actually.
- Oh my God, happy birthday!
Yay!
Thank you guys, we'll see ya!
(upbeat music)
(panting)
- T-Rexes must be like a the cheetahs,
they can only run in short distances.
So many of our reptiles are so dinosaur-like
I mean look at the horns on his nose.
I know the depiction of dinosaurs are based basically on
reptiles, but rhino iguanas are so prehistoric looking
and such little dinosaurs.
They are absolutely wonderful, too.
I don't know if dinosaurs would have been so dosal.
Maybe the plant eaters, because you know there's a lot
more plant eating dinosaurs than there were carnivores.
Most people don't realize that.
So maybe there's a chance that giant plant-eating
dinosaurs, like a brochiasaurus, would be like this
where you could go up and pet it on the neck.
You'd need a pretty big ladder, though.
- Everyone watched Jurassic Park growing up.
Look at this beautiful little monkey.
Look at the beautiful little monkey!
(laughter)
I wonder if Jurassic Park makes me appreciate
the vegansaurus, is what they're called,
if you didn't know that. It's because they only eat
like green.
And it's just simple, look at this.
(laughter)
Watch this, this is my favorite part.
See this whole thing of lettuce.
Ah!
- Yeah, these guys live with the dinosaurs.
Clever girl.
- Blue! Blue! What the heck happened to your eye?
- Hmm.
- Damn, boy! Geez!
- Give me another one.
No!
- No!
Why, God! Why!
(suspenseful music)
- Whoa.
- It's incredible. And there are so many prehistoric-looking
reptile. And I can't think of really any more
prehistoric-looking than Boser, the alligator
snapping turtle. I mean these guys have been around
in some form for like a hundred million years.
Not the alligator snapping turtle, but turtles in general
have evolved for a hundred million years into
what they basically are now.
And that animal is a crazy thing.
It can live a couple hundred years.
I can certainly imagine something like this being around
near the Jurassic period.
There's no doubt about that.
Wow, he's amazing!
When I think raptor, I certainly think baby Cush.
Look at that intelligence!
The head shape is so similar to a raptor.
The way they hunted.
This is definitely as raptor-like as anything.
That's okay, Cush.
That's an absolutely amazing animal.
Second longest lizard in the world, only
second to the komodo dragon.
Some people actually think that they're actually
the longest because their tail can get so long.
Literally nine-foot, sometimes up to ten foot.
Now that is a true like dinosaur.
Another animal that I really think looks very
dinosaur-like, caiman lizards.
These guys can get, you know, three, four foot long.
Pretty big, but just look at that face.
And those kind of astioderm type pattern down their back.
They're just so interesting.
And very dinosaur-like.
And again, I'm just always so excited about dinosaurs
and I'm excited about reptiles.
And actually, when we do the expansion, it's gonna be
amazing to have that dig sight, right?
Where you can actually dig for fossils.
That's kind of the inner child coming out in me.
That kid that just absolutely loves dinosaurs.
And still to this day, loves them to death.
And now I get to kind of play with the modern-day
dinosaurs, just like this caiman lizard here, Papaya.
(heavy breathing)
- Jesus!
- Go ahead! Okay, I'm done. I need a break.
I'm free! Yeah I'm a bit sticky.
- Definitely pretty excited about it, finally at MJR
here for the premier, Noah what do you think?
You excited?
- I'm so excited!
(laughter)
- Let's go inside and check it out. Should we get popcorn?
- Of course.
- Are you excited?
- Dude, we're going to see Jurassic World early!
Mic drop! You know?
- Boom! Mic drop.
- Alyssa!
- Wanna go get a beer?
- This is where we're at after hours.
- This place is bumping, man.
Look at this line to get popcorn. It's crazy.
We sent Chris to go get it, so we're going into the theater.
(upbeat music)
- Did you like it, buddy?
- You put that on my back?
(upbeat music)
- You guys ready?
- This is one of your favorite places.
- I love movie theaters. For people that don't know,
it's my only hobby. It's literally the only thing
I like to do other than work.
- Look at that screen!
- Wooo doggy. This is a big screen too, man.
It's like a iMax.
Woohoo! Yeah let's get this...look at the screen!
This is the biggest screen I have ever seen
in my entire life.
- I think this is freaking awesome.
I love Jurassic Park, dude.
Yeah!
- I'm trying to figure out how many seats we have reserved.
We have seven more, we had 15 total. We have,
one, two, three, four
five, six, seven.
We might be short one. Someone has to stand outside I guess.
Oops, we forgot another one.
We're definitely gonna be short seats.
Someone's not coming into the movie.
Well you guys could sit by strangers.
All right. Look out, Jake.
No, no, no, honey.
- No, it's $30 an hour.
- I just got an orange juice. I just was low on vitamin C.
- Looks more like cider to me.
- Yeah it's frothy for orange juice.
- It must be the lighting is weird.
- Look at the size of the screen.
Have you seen the screen yet?
- This is why your dad's a very successful person.
You know that, right?
- We did it.
Did you see the size of the screen?
- Oh, we're not watching on our phones?
- What's so cool about the screen?
- I mean just look how big it is.
(burp)
- Dad. Dad.
(upbeat music)
- Should I give them some popcorn?
(laughter)
Is that mean?
- Hello!
- Can you pass that to Mike, please?
- Oh!
(upbeat music)
- Whoa!
- I tell you what, that movie was absolutely amazing.
What did you think, Noah?
- I think it was great.
- I tell you, the best part was the end.
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