I guess the last time we really hung out
was when our parents
rented that beach house together.
Oh, right, right...
Oh, remember the time I, uh, I pinned you down and tickled you
until you cried?
We're probably too old to do that now.
I'll always remember that summer because it's when I got
all these freckles.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And-and...
I'll always remember that summer
because that's when I realized that we are related.
It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Um... I'm a little slow.
Just as our children would be.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Hi, thanks for coming.
Thank you.
No? All right.
Oh, so nice to see you.
Do you want-- Okay.
Hey, Rach.
Yeah?
Who the hell are all these people?
Well, I don't know.
I called all the people in Monica's phone book
and these are the only ones that could show up
on 24 hours notice.
Huh.
You know, there's another word
for people like that.
Losers.
Hi. I'm Rachel.
This is Phoebe.
I'm the maid of honor.
How do you know Monica?
I was her accountant four years ago.
Mmm.
I'm very interested to find out
who's been doing her taxes
the last four years.
That's great.
So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
I don't know.
Excuse us for sec.
You didn't tell her to come?
You were supposed to tell her.
No, I wasn't.
You were supposed to tell her.
I was supposed to bring the cake.
Fine. I'll go call her.
Yes, and please tell her to bring a cake.
Okay, we have a lot of options here.
A number of prototypes for you to try on.
Wow, those look great.
Yeah.
Okay, this one's a mushroom cap.
Uh, this one is made of bologna.
And-and the toothpicks?
Oh, just until the glue dries.
Thank God.
Now these are more realistic, but perishable.
Okay?
Over here, we have
pink suede, which is nice
but, um, if it gets wet
then, you know, it's going to shrink.
Yeah, maybe we just take that one away.
I also did a little something in fur
but, um, that's really just for me.
Okay, um...
So why don't you go into your room
and try these on and we'll see--
we'll get a better idea of what's going to work.
Thanks. You are such a good friend
and this is so weird.
Ow!
Toothpick?
Yeah.
What are you trying on now?
The fruit roll-up.
And?
Delicious.
Joey...
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We have a winner.
What? Which one?
The Silly Putty.
Not so silly anymore.
She's your cousin.
If she knew what was going on in your head
she'd think you were sick.
Or would she?
Let's back up for a second.
She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine.
She was the one who turned down the lights.
She was the one that wanted to rent
Logan's Run,
Oh, I know that look.
Forget it. I want it.
She wants it.
I'm going in.
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What the hell are you doing?
Say something clever.
Okay, doesn't have to be clever.
Just has to be words.
Say some words.
Any words will do.
Oh, my God.
This is the longest that anyone has not... talked... ever.
There is nothing you could say to make this worse
so just say something!
I-I-I haven't had sex in a very long time.
Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.