- Oh, hey Josh.
- Did we all just take mushrooms at the same time?
(upbeat music)
Hey guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy,"
the show where the only laugh track
comes from the voices in my head.
Today I'm joined by three guests.
They are the creators and stars of "Reno 911!"
making it's triumphant return to Quibi,
it's Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant,
and Kerri Kenney-Silver.
Hey guys.
- Hi.
- Thank you for having us.
- Thank you for joining us.
Are you all in the same house
and just in different rooms?
What's happening? - Yes.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- Partitions.
We put Tom in a section that has terrible Wi-Fi.
- I was gonna say, Thomas, what country
are you Wi-Fi'ing in from?
Where are you Zooming from?
This is the worst connection I've ever seen
in the civilized world.
- I'm in the People's Republic of California.
(people laughing)
Everything they said about us snowflakes is right,
especially the Wi-Fi stuff guys.
- It doesn't help that in real life,
Tom actually turned into a robot.
- Yeah, that's true. - So, the combination
of that the bad Wi-Fi.
- We should get right to the most beloved part of the show
which is, of course, the viewers expect it
and Thomas you're holding one,
Show us Your Pet. (upbeat music)
(hands clapping)
- Who's a good boy?
- Sorry guys, my dog is in Quibi mode.
- I don't know if you know, Josh,
but I just adopted a dog about five minutes ago.
Here, let me get him.
- This is an exclusive,
(horns blowing) this is great, thanks Kerri.
- Oh, hey Josh. - This is horrifying.
What is, that's not.
- We've been doing posts for six weeks now via Zoom
and the dog comes out to give notes sometimes.
- It's just me guys. - Oh, okay!
- Kerri had that on the other day
in a Zoom meeting and I legitimately thought
it was a filter that you could add to your screen.
So, I was clicking around trying to figure it out.
I was like, I wanna be a funny dog.
And then Kerri's like, "Hey, dipshit, it's a mask."
- Do any of you guys have a wonderful talent to share?
This is Tiny Talent Show. (upbeat music)
- Coming, coming. - Okay.
(whimsical music)
- Perfectly ordinary.
(whistle whistling)
- Wow.
As advertised, these are definitely tiny talents,
so congratulations, yep.
- Thanks Josh.
Thank you for giving us the platform
to be able to share them with the world.
- I wanna see how your state of mind is right now.
I'm gonna show you a few images.
This is Amateur Analysis.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, like a southwestern vagina.
- Two turkeys kissing.
- Here we go.
- My third Christmas.
- Is Tom digging?
- I think he's gone. - All I hear is rummaging.
- Oh! - Ooh, wah!
- Is Tom still there?
- He's either-- - He's frozen
in the most wonderful way. - It couldn't of worked out
much better for the way he's frozen.
- He is merged with the machine.
He's part of the matrix.
Wait, is Tom back?
Here's Tom. - Tom is back.
We can see you Tom.
- Tom, what was the matrix like?
What was it like in there?
- [Both] Oh!
- Did he go away (laughing)?
- So exciting though, it really keeps.
- My guess is he's not having any problems,
he's just being a diva.
This is just the way he is. - Yeah.
He wants attention. - All about him.
All about him. - This is the new challenge
on this episode of "Stir Crazy,"
Where's Tom? (bell dinging)
- If he pops up in this frame with me,
(dramatic music) that would be amazing.
- Let's talk a little bit about "Reno 911!" coming back.
It's been what, a decade or so?
- Yes. - And we're back on Quibi now.
What do we need to know about these characters?
Have they stagnated?
Are they exactly the same?
- You need to know absolutely nothing.
Our headline for this season is, five minutes later.
- They have not changed or grown or learned.
It was great, it was really, really fun.
- So, it's just like you guys.
You haven't progressed in your own lives at all.
- Exactly.
- Exactly, Josh.
- The episodes are obviously a little short
by nature of Quibi.
Did you just cut out all the boring plot stuff?
What did you have to do?
- We cut out all of Tom's parts.
He doesn't know it yet.
- 'Cause he kept freezing.
- In memory of Tom Lennon.
Tom, did you have to get back into prime shape
to fit into the short shorts?
What did you do?
- Not at all.
They're a little bit stretchy
and I never really fit in them before.
So, it's just like throwing a bunch of oranges
into some pantyhose, there's nothing to--
- Strange thing is, when we first did this show,
we were playing our characters as if they were
the age we are now.
- I was gonna say, do you think
that in these uncertain weird times
that we could the use
the Reno Sheriff's Department outside, maintaining order?
- I don't know what you're talking about,
uncertain, weird times.
Is something going on with you right now, Josh?
- I haven't watch the news in two months.
Is something happening?
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yes, Lyle Wagoner died.
- Yeah. - I know.
We have to bring it up every time.
- The actor from "Carol Burnett"?
No, I mean he did die, but-- - Just keep saying it buddy.
This is supposed
to be lighthearted. - I mean just rub it in.
- Just keep rubbing it in. - Rub it in, Josh.
- All right, I'm gonna form your Quaranteam.
Lieutenant Dangle himself, Tom Lennon,
who may or may not be here.
Do you want Dangle in there with you?
- I would Dangle.
I don't want Tom.
- Yeah, same.
Yeah, exactly.
- Do you want Trudy on your quaranteam?
- Oh, I don't.
- No, no, no thank you.
- What about Travis?
I mean he could provide some protection.
Some militant kind of protection perhaps.
- I don't know how, I think Travis probably doesn't shower
as much as he should
and probably masturbates more than he should
- That's true. - to maybe be
in a quaranteam with.
- What's more than one should?
What's the threshold?
- 17 a day during a quarantine,
that's the official government is what they say.
- That's what Fauci's been saying.
- All right, two more things for you guys
before I let you go and we'll see if the ghost
of Tom Lennon rejoins us before we're done.
We're calling this game, Reboot This.
(upbeat music)
"The Godfather."
First thing that comes to mind, what do you do?
- Puppets. - Puppets.
I was gonna say puppets, that's a great idea.
Yeah, Godfather for Kids, like young Godfathers.
- "Joker," what do you do?
Reboot "Joker."
- Wonderful, I wanna see a lot of dancing in it.
I wanna see Batman, and lighthearted,
like think Cesar Romero.
Think fun, lighthearted Joker, super, super fun.
Paint some Broadway guy white and just let him dance for us
for God's sake. (telephone ringing)
- Oop!
It's Hollywood.
Hollywood's calling.
- Mr. Spielberg. - Sold it!
Sold it everybody.
- Whoa! - Sold it.
- That's how it works.
That's amazing, congrats. - Yeah, that's great.
(telephone ringing) - Now tell Hollywood
works cash. - Oh, wait a minute.
Nope, they retracted the offer.
- I feel like we've encapsulated
the business of Hollywood in 10 seconds.
- It's a roller coaster ride.
- How would you reboot, "Little Women?"
- Make 'em big. - And it's called,
"Not so Little Women."
- You think "Gone With the Wind" should be rebooted?
- Only if it's Julia Roberts
and the incomparable Colin Hanks.
(all laughing)
- You thought she was going one way.
- Yeah, I know.
- I'm thrilled that you guys made the time
for this silly chat today.
I'm sorry we lost Tom, maybe for all eternity.
Is Tom Lennon gone?
What do you think?
- Only time will tell, Josh.
- Only time will tell.
- How should we pay tribute to the spirit
that was Tom Lennon?
What would he want us to say about him?
- I don't know what he wants,
but I think we should just move on.
- Yeah, I think he's been preserved
and he's gonna be on your phone May 4th
and people can watch him there.
So, it's like he never went away.
It's just like he's only on your phone now.
- Right, what's the old saying?
As long as they're on Quibi, they're never really gone.
- That's exactly right. - So true.
- It's like stuffing a pantyhose full of oranges,
that old saying as well.
- Ben, Kerri, the ghost of Tom,
thank you for being with us today.
- Thank you for having us. - Congratulations on
"Reno 911" coming back
and this is for Tom.
Thanks guys. - Bye Josh.
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