>> OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE
STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS
FROM OUR PANEL. >> PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN,
CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT.
LET'S BE REAL. I'M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF
MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS
INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. >> NOW, THAT'S VERY ADMIRABLE,
RAY. >> THAT'S WHY I SAID UNLESS I
GOT AN A PLUS ON ALL MY FINALS, I WOULD VOLUNTARILY SIT OUT THAT
BOWL GAME AGAINST WASHINGTON. >> WELL, WE WILL UPHOLD OUR END
BY JUDGING YOU JUST LIKE ANY OTHER STUDENT, AND ALSO, THANK
YOU FOR SIGNING MY HAT. >> NO PROBLEM.
>> ABSOLUTELY. DON'T YOU EXPECT ANY FAVORS FROM
US. >> WONDERFUL.
NOW, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STATE THE TOPICS THAT WE ASSIGNED TO
YOU? >> YES.
QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT IMPAIRED PARTICLES.
>> IONIZATION IN THE GAS PHASE. >> BANANAS.
>> FANTASTIC. NOW, PLEASE, DISPLAY YOUR
PROJECTS. >> MILES, I FOUND YOUR SMALL
PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, WHILE CRUDE, TO BE QUITE CLEVER.
>> HEATHER, YOUR CLOUD CHAMBER WAS EQUALLY AS IMPRESSIVE.
>> THANK YOU. >> THAT'S VERY KIND.
THANK YOU. >> BUT, RAY, WE WERE ALL BLOWN
AWAY BY YOUR BANANAS NAILED TO A PIECE OF PLYWOOD.
>> THANK YOU, SIR. IT WAS HARD TO MAKE.
>> I'M SORRY, BANANAS NAILED TO A PIECE OF PLYWOOD?
I DON'T THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR. >> PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR
OWN PROJECT, MILES. >> CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?
HE HAS PRACTICE AT 3:00. >> HEY, COACH.
I HAVE PRACTICE IF I GET AN A PLUS.
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, A PLUS, RIGHT.
>> MAY I READ MY FINDINGS? >> OF COURSE, RAY.
>> SORRY. NERVOUS.
BANANA IS A YELLER SNACK THAT MONKEYS EAT.
THESE FIVE TYPES OF BANANAS, YELLOW, BROWN SPOTTY, VERY
BROWN, GREEN, AND ROUND. >> I'M SORRY.
THERE'S AN ORANGE ON HIS BANANA BOARD.
>> HEY. THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA.
>> I PROMISE YOU THAT'S AN ORANGE.
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US LOSE THE GAME, NERD?
IS IT CONTINUE, RAY. >> I USED TO NOT LIKE BANANAS
BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS' WEINERS, BUT NOW I LIKE THEM
BECAUSE THEY'RE YUMMY. THANK YOU.
>> BRILLIANT. TRULY BRILLIANT, RAY.
THE FLOOR IS OPEN FOR PANEL QUESTIONS.
>> MILES, WHY DID YOU OMIT THE EFFECTS OF ENTANGLEMENT SWAPPING
FROM YOUR CALCULATIONS? >> I DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER
RESEARCH IN THAT AREA. >> VERY DISAPPOINTING.
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS. SCIENCE IS IN THE DETAILS.
NOW, RAY, WHAT'S THE OUTSIDE OF A BANANA CALLED?
>> THE CRUST. >> BINGO.
>> HEATHER, LOOK AT THE MONITOR, PLEASE.
IS THIS AN INTEGRAL OR DIFFERING CONDENSATION CURVE.
>> IT'S NOT CLEAR. I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT.
>> ARE YOU, LIKE, UM, LIKE, LIKE, SO SURE?
>> NOW, RAY, DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, AND
YOUR QUESTION IS THAT FUNNY? >> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. >> I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A MONTH
BUILDING A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, AND RAY JUST GETS TO LAUGH AT A
BANANA GIFF? >> IT'S OKAY.
>> I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID! >> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE READY TO
ANNOUNCE YOUR GRADES. NERD, YOU SCORED A 20%.
>> WHAT? >> HEATHER, 70.2%.
>> I HATE THIS SCHOOL. >> AND, RAY, I'M HAPPY TO SAY
YOU SCORED 100%. >> COACH, I DID IT!
>> HUH? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD.
>> YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME AFTER ALL.
>> I JUST HAVE TO GET A PLUS ON MY ENGLISH LIT FINAL.
I KNOW THE HELL OUT OF THE THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SO I'M
NOT WORRIED. [ APPLAUSE ]