Ladies and gentlemen. Very good morning.
Welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to Vagabrothers.
Right now we're standing outside the San Francisco Airport,
and we're in San Francisco for a very special unique reason.
Why are we here, Bro?
Actually we're not going to San Francisco;
We're going to Silicon Valley, going to Google headquarters. Been invited to speak there.
We have two panels that we're on today, and we're going to make the most of it.
So not only are we going to go around the Googleplex- take you guys with us in this video-
But we're also going to go explore San Francisco over the next few days. This is going be super fun.
We've never been inside of the Googleplex.
I feel like a lot of you are probably curious as to what it's like,
so we're going to take you in there with us and find out. Are you ready? Are you ready?
You know where it is? Maybe we should Google it. Oh
This is the best Uber we've ever been in.. all deep cuts 80s.
Whip it good.
We are actually here to speak on two panels at Google: one is about online safety
on YouTube and across different platforms
and also another one just about YouTube in general.
It should be pretty interesting. I think that like you know the idea of
online safety is more kind of focused on how the platform of YouTube can help protect creators and
kind of help filter out some of the negative noise that is
part of the job, really. We are blessed to have so many positive supportive
Vagabonds and Vagabuddies out there.
But some other creators do have a very difficult time with this, and
we're going to be sharing our insight onto how YouTube can protect the creator a little bit more.
So it should be interesting.
I don't know about everybody out there, but for me back in the day one of the coolest things was getting stickers.
Grom life. Swag. Mary Doodles is actually Instagraming right now.
Just finished speaking to
two different teams from Google's trust and safety team, and
I'm just talking about the future of the platform and as a creator
what's one thing that you would change about YouTube if you had a magic wand?
We basically said like curation and
If YouTube was able to better curate for your individual likes
and to kind of share the love a little bit more
for creators who are smaller and mid-level,
but right now we are going to hop into this car and we're going to go into the actual Googleplex.
You feeling the urge to buy?
I've been feeling the urge to buy all the things.
They got us. We're tricked. It's the only reason they brought us here.
Wait a minute.... this is a... I own a timeshare? Wouldn't be a bad investment, actually, up here.
No. Google timeshare. Hey....
Trying to see if artificial intelligence can guess what Mary is doodling.
You want us to to hold your things for you?
And if you don't know, Mary Doodles is a professional doodler.
Okay, the A.I. is going to try to guess what I'm drawing right now.
It's grass, but don't tell it.
I see a zigzag. Oh I know. It's grass. Yeah.
How do you feel about your drawing skills compared to Mary's?
Substantially worse, but I like the...I doodled back in my day.
All right here we go. We're not going to say what it is though, all right?
So here's the challenge: draw cookie in under 20 seconds. Got it?
Dude, you don't think that it's listening to us right now?
Come on, man. Always listening.
Yo. Twenty seconds.
I see moon or circle.
I see blueberry or doughnut.
Oh, I know. It's cookie.
Blueberry-doughnut cookie. How did it know?
Pretty cool. It's a bunch of Google pixels like tablets, and they're just
swapping out all these different news topics.
Looks like in Spanish, most of them are in Spanish, but talking about Super Mario Odyseey
What is this? All of my inner fat- kid dreams come true.
I don't know about you guys, but back in the day, I really liked my sweets-
a cookies guy, simple ice cream and cookies.
Supposedly, this little house is like one of the few properties that decided not to sell.
So it's kind of cool. There's an old farmhouse right in the middle of the giant Google complex.
So right now we are walking around the Googleplex, as it's called.
It's basically 3.5 million square feet of office space in Mountain View, and
it's pretty wild.
It feels like a college campus.. dining commons everywhere.
Everybody's young and creative and smart, and it just really feels like going back to college, but in a way
cooler more technologically advanced way.
If you don't know, Silicon Valley is called
this because it's a valley that was based around Stanford University
This has always been farmland.
The university trained a lot of engineers that started companies like HP and then later IBM and
Microsoft and Apple and Google. So all of these buildings...
there's just campus after campus after all these tech companies.
Silicon refers to
microprocessor chips, which use silicon. So it's cool.
I actually love the TV show Silicon Valley. If you've not watched that, you should totally watch it.
It's kind of like the running joke here that a lot of these companies are
inspiration for parts of that show. Anyways, we're going to go into the Googleplex
and see what the real-life Silicon Valley is like.
Dude, working at Google, you get fed incredibly.
The snacking is world class.
You can work it all off by going swimming.
They've got a game room. They've got game rooms galore, ping-pong shuffleboard,
old-school Pac-Man.
Honestly, I don't know what else you can want.
They've got a dinosaur.
You know what for me the craziest part about T-Rex is?
other than the fact that this guy could rip my head off in a heartbeat?
Look at how big these teeth are.
Huge, gigantic, huge, huge.
But look at how tiny these little guys are.
So smart
Mint garden. This is the mint garden.
What it does is.. it not only keeps the mosquitoes away,
but it also keeps stress levels down.
Yes, and when everyone is menstruating,
they're doing it at the same time and in a healthy way.
It's called" mints straighting" when you're having a little bit of mint.
Mint-stration.
This is another cafe.
I was saying Google is like Hobbit Land, Bro.
There're so many restaurants; there are so many coffee shops everywhere.
I've concluded that if I worked here, I would spend six hours a day getting the free massages,
and giving it the excuse of being my creative time.
Thank you.
So ladies and gentlemen, I have just found out some incredible stuff about Google.
Every building has a gym in it. There're showers; you can do your laundry here.
There're nap pods on every floor,
meditation room, group yoga,
games, like games galore, ping-pong shuffleboard, Pac Man, foosball.
There're cafeterias and dining halls absolutely everywhere, and
basically this just seems like the best company in the world to work for.
If you are looking for employment and
you're smart, and you're a go-getter,
If I were you, I would apply to work for Google.
Not to mention they give you these awesome bikes to go bike around campus with.
This is it, Bro. It's the end of the road.
No, it's just the beginning because although we are leaving Google campus,
tomorrow we're leaving Silicon Beach.. Silicon Valley and going to San Francisco.
If you enjoyed this video, stay tuned for the San Francisco vlog coming up next.
We will be exploring San Francisco tomorrow. Want to give a big
thanks to Jeff and the team here at Google for inviting us out.
Also make sure that you guys go subscribe to Mary Doodles, if you do not already subscribe to her.
We will link her in in the comment section in the description.
If you enjoyed this video, give a thumbs- up, share with your friends, subscribe.
Stay curious, keep exploring, and we'll see you guys on the road.
Peace.