Jon: Three months ago, my friend Ryan Lewis was looking for a job. So, I said, "How 'bout you come work for me? You could start by entering this contest XFINITY is holding."
Jon: And so, with Ryan producing...
Jon: ...Jory Caron's acting...
Jon: ...Zachary Little's writing, and your help with votes, we won that contest a few weeks later.
Jon: The grand prize was a trip to Hollywood to attend the MTV Movie Awards.
Jon: Zac and I chronicled the entire four-day weekend on our respective travel vlogs.
Jon: But the highlight of the trip was an opportunity to interview celebrities on the red carpet itself.
Zac: Uh, have you watched "Lost"?
Ryan Lee: Yes!
Zac: Could you, like...? I kinda missed it.
Ryan Lee: Yeah!
Zac: Do you think you could, like, in 30 seconds or so, you could just recap the plot for me?
Ryan Lee: I can!
Zac: Okay!
Ryan Lee: Because what happened was I... You know what a PSP is?
Zac: Yeah, yeah!
Ryan Lee: I had the... The only game I ever got on that was the pilot of "Lost," and then I never watched it until I got this, uh, part. And I'm still on the first season, but...
Zac: So, you're crammin' right now?
Ryan Lee: Yes!
Zac: Okay!
Ryan Lee: But I'm still on the first season. I mean, it's already blowing me away. It's amazing!
Zac: Let me know how it turns out.
Ryan Lee: I will!
Zac: I heard there's, like, an island...
Ryan Lee: Yeah!
Zac: ...and, you know, there's a plane.
Ryan Lee: And there's a plane, and it crashes...
Zac: (with mock surprise) Oh, it CRASHES?!
Ryan Lee: Yeah! Oh, gosh!
Zac: Oh! Spoiler alert, okay!
Ryan Lee: Have I said too much?
Zac: What are you looking forward to tonight?
Liz Lee: Um, I'm really looking forward to "Harry Potter" winning.
Zac: You think that's gonna happen? 'Cause, like, "Twilight" has the ground operation.
Liz Lee: "Twilight"... It does. I mean, I don't have a prob-... Yay, "Twilight," though!
Liz Lee: But, like, "Harry Potter"- come on! You know? It's just the best!
*Zac chuckles*
Zac: Well, I'm with ya, you know, in spirit.
Liz Lee: Uh-huh.
Zac: So, the two of us together- I don't think we could make it happen. But, you know...
Liz Lee: Hopefully...
Zac: We will look at each other sadly when "Harry Potter" loses.
Liz Lee: I'm glad we can share that!
*Zac chuckles*
Zac: Alright, so a couple of things for tonight, alright?
Zac: Marry, have sex with, kill- Andrew Garfield, Jesse Eisenberg, Osama bin Laden?
Naomi: Osama bin Laden!
Zac: For which one?
Leroy: She'd have sex with him.
Zac: All three?
Naomi: Yes, yes, yes!
Leroy: She'd have sex with a dead corpse!
Nany: Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you- I don't know who any of the other people are besides Osama bin Laden.
Naomi: We like Osama bin Laden!
Zac: Marry, have sex with, kill- Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin?
Naomi: Sarah Palin!
*Zac laughs*
Naomi: That was easy. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Nany: I don't know who any of 'em are!
Zac: (chuckles) Alright, have fun tonight!
Naomi: Alright, 'bye!
Zac: So...
Larry Pointdexter: I'm more interested in you. Tell me about yourself.
Zac: Well, you know, my name's Zac. I'm from Boston. I really have no idea what I'm doing here. What about you?
I'm Larry Pointdexter. I'm from Dallas, Texas, originally. I'm on a show called "The Hard Times of MTV."
Larry Pointdexter: Oh! "The Hard Times of RJ Berger" on MTV!
Zac: Yes, "The Hard Times of MTV." That is a hard show!
Larry Pointdexter: That's the hard times of MTV. I am SO tired right now!
Zac: It is NOT the hard times for MTV, is it? Yeah.
Larry Pointdexter: No! Yeah, exactly! You've been here longer than I have.
Zac: Yeah!
Zac: So, now, what do you make of the controversy that Armie Hammer's body double in "The Social Network" did 80% of his rowing?
Larry Pointdexter: I'm deeply, deeply upset about that.
Zac: Yeah!
Larry Pointdexter: Uh, I also thought they were twins. I don't understand how come I didn't know that they were actually just one person.
Zac: Yeah!
Larry Pointdexter: I think that's unfair. David Fincher really messed with me.
Zac: Yeah, it's pretty terrifying, isn't it?
Larry Pointdexter: It's terrifying what you can do on television!
Zac: I got a question about werewolves.
Jeff Davis: Okay.
Zac: So, anything can trigger a werewolf. Uh, you know, they turn into the werewolf, right? It's not the Moon anymore, or is it?
Jeff Davis: Uh, well, actually, if you look back in the werewolf mythology, um... We did a lot of research as writers.
Zac: Yeah.
Jeff Davis: And, uh, there's differences, actually, from being bitten and being born into it. It's thought that the ones who are born in it, born into it, can transform at will.
Jeff Davis: And the ones who are bitten are the most monstrous ones who are kind of beholden to the full moon for their transformations.
Jeff Davis: We've taken a little liberty in "Teen Wolf" on how that happens.
Zac: Yeah.
Zac: Alright. So, then what brings it back? Is there like a safe word? You know, like, is it like, you know, you say, "Fran Tarkenton," and then he just turns back into a human?
*Davis laughs*
Jeff Davis: Uh, not exactly. He's gotta calm down a little.
Zac: Okay, so you just actually have to calm down? Okay!
Jeff Davis: Yes.
Zac: I like that. So, it's like, you know, you're a teenager...
Jeff Davis: A safe word would be good, though.
Zac: Yeah!
Jeff Davis: We should probably think that up for second season, you think?
Zac: Hey, you know, you can use that one for free!
Zac: So, what's different for, like, you know, for, like, the youth of today? When people dance at "Footloose," do they turn into a vampire or a werewolf? Does that happen?
Craig Brewer: No, no. But, damn, man! That's a good idea! Where were you about half-a-year ago? (laughs)
Zac: I think what you should do is just cut together a trailer where it looks like maybe that happens, you know?
Craig Brewer: You know what's really...? I gotta say, the one thing that I'm pretty happy about with our version is that, you know, we've got...
Craig Brewer: Arwin McCormack comes from Boston and, uh, comes down to Georgia.
Zac: Yeah.
Craig Brewer: And so, it's set in the South. I remember when I was, like... I was hanging out with the guys, and I was telling them.
Craig Brewer: I was, like, "You know what? It's really cool that we got a couple, like, American dudes in this movie, because I think we've had enough with, like, the brooding Euro dudes!"
Craig Brewer: You know what I mean? (laughs)
Zac: Yeah, true! Alright, good! I'm all for that, then.
Craig Brewer: Let's get some corn-fed boys in there, you know what I mean?
Zac: No more brooding, and some dancing, instead!
Craig Brewer: Absolutely, absolutely!
Zac: Right. I think we're gonna do alright, then.
*Brewer chuckles*
Zac: I have faith in the future! So, good luck!
Craig Brewer: You, too. You, too. Thank you.
Zac: Have a good night.
Craig Brewer: You, too. Nice meeting you.
Zac: Hi, Steve-O!
Steve-O: How's it going, brother?
Zac: So, you are nominated tonight for your work in "The King's Speech," is that correct?
Steve-O: Uh, no, I'm nominated for my work with poo.
Zac: Oh, right. Okay, that's what I was, uh... That's what I thought, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah!
Zac: Alright. So, uh, you also have a book, I see, behind you, right? Yeah.
Steve-O: That's right, yeah! "Professional Idiot: A Memoir."
Zac: So, now, uh, how much money do you make from writing books these days? Is it pretty bad, or is it, you know...?
Steve-O: It's probably pretty bad, but, uh... But...
*Steve-O dissolves into laughter*
Zac: I guess you'll find out, right? You know...
Steve-O: Yeah, man! We'll see, you know?
Zac: Yeah. Kindle- I heard the Kindle is, uh, you know, a popular thing. Is that...?
Steve-O: I just bought one.
Zac: Yeah?
Steve-O: It's amazing!
Zac: Do you think Ryan Reynolds's eyes are kinda too close together?
Steve-O: I think he's gorgeous!
Zac: But, you know, it's, like, in an alien-gorgeous way.
Steve-O: Yeah! We're gonna have a moment together in the show tonight.
Zac: Oh, yeah?
Steve-O: Yeah!
Zac: Alright! Well, we'll look forward to that. Thank you for stopping.
Steve-O: Thank you.
*instrumental music plays until end*
*Don't forget to tune in to the microwave show's grand finale in July!*