-Welcome back.
I'm hanging out with Colson Baker, a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly.
His new movie, "Good Mourning,"
is in theaters and on demand now.
And his album "Mainstream Sellout"
is also out now.
Colson, I wanted to try something fun with you.
I thought we could act out a dramatic scene together, okay?
But first we have to fill in the blanks.
It is time for "Mad Lib Theater."
Here we go.
♪ Mad Lib Theater ♪
♪ Ah-ah, yeah! ♪
-Alright. So here's how this works.
I'm gonna ask you for some silly words -- nouns, verbs,
adjectives, et cetera -- and they'll all be written
onto our cue cards here, as we're doing this.
And then we're gonna act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene.
Are you ready for this?
-Thank God I went to the fourth grade.
-Okay. Here we go. I want a noun --
-Nouns, adjectives...
-Yes. I want a noun that begins with a C.
-Koala.
Uh -- Uh, wait. Computer.
-Computer. Good. Computer's good.
Adjective.
-Stinky.
-Type of bug.
-Caterpillar.
-Animal. -Koala. Koala!
-Koala. Okay, good. Yeah.
[ Applause ]
They got your back. They got your back.
A chain restaurant.
-Chipotle. I used to work there.
-Chipotle? -Yeah.
-Noun. -Baby.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. Baby. Okay. -Baby.
-A kitchen appliance. -Spatula.
[ Laughter ]
-I love that you're -- you're so confident on spatula.
That was the one, you're like, "Oh, no, no, yeah.
Spatula, of course."
A plural noun.
-Fungi.
[ Laughter ]
Right? -Wow. That's next-level.
That's next -- That's next-level.
Fungi.
Another animal.
-Platypus.
One of the Seven Dwarves.
-Oh, I never watched that movie. -Sleepy!
-Smokey. What? -Smokey.
-Uh, what? -Smokey.
-Sleepy. Sleepy.
-No, no, I'm writing down Smokey because --
Celebrity name.
[ Audience shouting ]
-Benedict Cumberbatch.
[ Laughter ]
-Benedict Cumberbatch.
Name me a number.
-Just eleven -- eleven -- -Eleven tousand.
-Tousand, with a T-O-U.
Eleven tousand.
-Eleven tousand. -Yes.
-Type of profession.
-Genie.
[ Laughter ]
-Wow! Speed round. Here we go.
Another plural noun.
-Moose. -Moose. Mooses?
What?
-Moose. What is going on?
[ Laughter ]
Uh, okay. Body part. Watch it.
-Yeah. Elbow. -Elbow!
-What? -Wow. That was weird.
Phrase that you would say if you bumped
into Leonardo DiCaprio on the street.
[ Audience shouting ]
[ Fingers snapping ]
-"You -- Why did you let go, Jack?
You should have stayed on the door.
You should've got on the door."
"Why did you let go, Jack?
There was room for you on the door."
-Alright. "Why did you let go, Jack?"
Another noun.
-You do this one.
-Burrito. -Burrito.
-Type of drink.
-Bloody Mary. -Bloody Mary.
Another celebrity.
-Waka Flocka Flame.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Flocka Flame.
Verb ending in I-N-G.
-Clenching. -Clenching?
-I'm -- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-This is fun doing Mad Libs with you.
What you'd shout if you sat down in a seat that's wet.
-"Aah."
-A high pitched "aah"?
-"Aah." -"Aah."
First concert you ever attended.
-Oh. Backstreet Boys. What's up?
-Wow. Backstreet boys.
A professional athlete.
-Tiger Woods! -Tom Brady.
-Alright. Tom Brady. Tom Brady.
Another verb ending in I-N-G.
-Crying. -Crying.
Yes, good. Crying.
Two words that rhyme.
-Garage, Minaj.
-Wow. Garage, Minaj.
A long, silly word.
-Iridocyclitis!
-What?!
-Is that a disease? -Is that an actual --
Yeah. What is that?
-"Iri-dopta--dacly--"
I'm happy the edibles are kicking in.
This is a...
-"Iridocyclitis." -Yeah, we --
-Iridocyclitis. Yeah, of course.
Alright, now, we've filled out the words for our scene.
Good luck to our cue card.
So sorry, Roman.
Are you ready to perform our scene?
-I don't know now. -Let's go. Let's do this.
-Okay. -Here we go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-Am I green? -No, yeah, you're green.
Yeah. You're green. I'm red.
Computer Man!
What are you doing here?!
-Oh, hello, Captain Stinky.
-Please call me by my nickname, Mr. Caterpillar.
-I'm here for the same reason you are here --
to rescue the koala stuck on the roof of this Chipotle.
-I knew there was trouble tonight
when I saw my signal in the sky --
a light projected in the shape of a...baby.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, using our powers, this rescue should be simple.
I'm faster than a speeding spatula,
and everything I touch turns to fungi.
-Impressive.
I have the agility of a platypus.
And when I get really smokey,
I turn into Benedict Cumberbatch.
[ Laughter ]
-Wow.
I must tell you, my back story is complicated.
When I was eleven tousand years old, I was...
I was once bitten by a genie.
[ Laughter ]
And ever since, I've been able to emanate mooses from my elbow.
-Why did you let go, Jack?
-I know.
It's amazing, but with great power comes great burrito.
[ Laughter ]
-Your story reminds me of my own.
I became a superhero
after I fell into a tub of radioactive bloody Mary.
But listen. We must complete this rescue.
Because there's something you don't know.
In the trapped koala's collar, there's a USB drive
that contains images of Waka Flocka Flame clenching...
[ Laughter ]
Clenching his...
-Aah.
-No, no. His fist, his fist, his fist.
-Yes. -Yeah, yeah.
-And as a warning, I do have one weakness.
-What is it?
-Backstreet Boys.
-That's okay.
Just remember what Professor Tom Brady told us.
He said if we're ever in a situation like this,
you press this button,
and we will both immediately start crying.
Here we go.
[ Both fake crying ]
It's working!
Our crying is causing the koala to be saved!
-Garage, Minaj! We did it!
-Yes, let's high-five and say the secret
superhero catch phrase on "three."
One, two, three.
Uh...
-Iri-dira-calaptus. -[ Stammering ]
-Dude!
-Yeah! -And scene!
[ Cheers and applause ]
My thanks...
My thanks to Colson Baker, a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly.