Whoo! I'm slamming them tonight.
You guys are dead in the water.
Alright! Way to go Donny!
If you will it, it is no dream.
Fucking twenty minutes late, man.
What the fuck is that?
Theodore Herzel.
Huh?
The State of Israel. If you will it, Dude,
It is no dream.
What the fuck you talking about, man?
The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?
Hmm? Oh, Cynthia's dog.
I think it's a Pomeranian.
I can't leave him home alone
Or he eats the furniture.
I'm watching it
While Cynthia and Marty Ackerman
Are in Hawaii.
You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean, "brought it bowling"?
I didn't rent it shoes,
I'm not buying it a fucking beer,
He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fucking ex-wife
Asked me to take care of her fucking dog
While she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu,
I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
Why can't she board it?
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex.
Secondly, this is a fucking show dog
With fucking papers.
You can't board it. It gets upset.
Its hair falls out.
Walter--
The fucking dog has fucking papers.
Over the line!
Huh?
I'm sorry, Smokey, you were over the line.
That's a foul.
Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Uh, excuse me, mark it zero. Next frame.
Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling.
There are rules.
Hey, Walter, come on, it's just--
Hey, man, it's Smokey.
So his toe slipped over a little.
You know, it's just a game, man.
This is a league game. This determines
Who enters the next round-robin.
Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah, but I wasn't--
Am I wrong?
Yeah, but I wasn't over.
Give me the marker, Dude.
I'm marking an 8.
Smokey, my friend,
You're entering a world of pain.
Walter, man.
You mark that frame an 8,
You're entering a world of pain.
I'm not--
A world of pain.
Look, Dude... this is your partner.
Has the whole world gone crazy?!
Am I the only one around here
Who gives a shit about the rules?!
Mark it zero!
They're calling the cops, man.
Put the piece away.
Mark it zero!
Walter, put the piece away.
Walter--
You think I'm fucking around here?
Mark it zero!
All right, it's fucking zero.
You happy, you crazy fuck?
It's a league game, Smoke.