Action Delivery Force, assemble!
Ha-ya!
Ya!
Hoo!
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
[Speaking Japanese]
And me, Mighty Merchandise Robot!
Meanwhile, on Space Planet 4,
the aliens who communicate by dancing
were worshipping a giant comet.
Team assembled!
What is that box, you old witch?
Ha, ha, ha.
I'll never tell you.
It's a deep space emotion detector.
The detector can tell you're impressed.
You should be!
What? The marvelous device, it's detecting
a massive burst of anger from deep space!
Flying bananas?
Ha, ha.
I will slice them on my morning fish porridge.
This is no time for one of your jokes, Fry.
I will tell you something that's no joke.
I will lead the defense fight.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Don't make me laugh.
If we fight, we'll surely be destroyed.
Then what is our only hope?
We must summon Zagtar,
defender of space!
You forget ...
Zagtar was destroyed
by the crystal space devil!
The crystal space devil
was once my brother, Prince Hiroshi.
I mourn his loss, but what matters now
is protecting Earth from that fruit armada.
I see your mother the water mutant
didn't raise any fools, Turanga Leela.
Our only hope is to communicate with the aliens,
and show them our peaceful intentions.
Perhaps they speak perfect English, as do we.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
We can't take that chance.
We'll need my universal auto-translator.
This is my universal auto-translator.
That will show them our peaceful intentions.
The only question is,
who should be our spokesman?
Me, me. Choose Zoidberg.
Zoidberg a diplomat?
The list of things I've heard
now contains everything.
Hear my words. My shell may be tough,
like a samurai honeymoon mask,
but inside I'm as soft and sensitive
as a girl made of custard.
Custard time?
Hooray!
Please, I am certain I will succeed
with my delicate manner.
Oops.
Instead, I will send the peace transmission.
Most honored visitors, we greet you in peace.
Kajiggaru desu!
All attempts to communicate
with the aliens have failed.
I fear our only option is thrilling space battle.
Power friends, go!
Launch all missiles!
We were defeated in battle.