you know
people often ask me why don't i reply to
negative comments
and that's because i only have two sides
number one
a nice positive unicorn and number two
a savage that will absolutely destroy
you
allow me to demonstrate comment women
aren't funny shouldn't you be in the
kitchen
making me a sandwich you see like this
confuses me
why would you need me to make you a
sandwich that's not hard to do
i'll even teach you
hello first you take out your
ingredients here's what you'll need to
make the sandwich
bread salami honey mustard
cheese mayo onions
spinach please note that i'm using fresh
ingredients to make up for your expired
thought process
step one on a cutting board chop up your
onion
now if you start to painfully tear up
don't worry now you know how your mother
feels when she sees how you turned out
now you just need a little bit of onion
because you don't want to overpower the
sandwich
now while cutting you'll notice that the
onion has layers
just like your insecurity next you want
to take your bread and separate the two
pieces
so we can put stuff in between them now
i know you're not familiar with things
separating for you
because you never get laid but don't
worry use your strong
muscular well exercised right arm
and grab some mayo today i'm using
chipotle mayo because spicy foods are
associated with pain relief
and you clearly live a very sad sad life
and what you want to do is you want to
spread a thin layer of mayo
across your bread because that way at
least your sandwich can believe in
equality
up next you want to take some spinach
and put it on your bread and don't worry
about washing the spinach
because dirt belongs in the trash and
that's exactly what you are
you see now spinach is good for you
because spinach contains protein
and if you eat a lot of protein then
maybe one day you too can become strong
enough to possibly
fight for the right to vote or bear
children but until then
keep eating your spinach once you've
placed a few pieces of spinach on your
bread it's time for the salami
now salami is a type of cured sausage
and fun fact the length of these
sausages can range anywhere from
6 inches to 2 inches so really either
way
much larger than any sausage you're used
to handling
in fact right now would be a good time
to take your salami and whisper to it
[Music]
now you want to take your honey mustard
and apply it on top of your salami
in thin strokes now the sweetness in the
honey mustard will not only add a great
kick to the salami but also help out
balance how salty you are
now to finish off your sandwich add a
slice of cheese i personally prefer skim
milk
zero percent cheese because that's
exactly how much your comment matters
it's also a good idea to purchase your
ingredients from local farmers
that way you know that your money is
going towards the cause you believe in
for example if you don't think women are
funny you should continue to watch my
videos and leave a comment
that way i can continue to buy nice
things
thank you to finish off your sandwich
close it
something you're not used to doing with
your mouth if you'd like you can also
cut your sandwich in
two just like how i cut your bs
pour yourself a nice big glass of ice
cold water to help with your newly
obtained burns
most importantly don't forget to enjoy
[Music]
and you see that's why i don't respond
to negative comments because i prefer to
be a nice
kind unicorn but in the interest of
balance and sheer entertainment
i've decided that 99.9 of the time i
will focus on those wonderful
supportive comments but that other 0.01
of the time
i'll unleash the savage maybe this
should be a new series
hey i hope you enjoyed this video it was
so much fun to film just to put it out
there
this video is not directed to anyone
else besides sexist
people so i'm not attacking all men men
who support women
i dig you you to bomb if you like this
video please give it a thumbs up like
actually give it a thumbs up and
so if you like it i'll do more that's
how that works comment below letting me
know your favorite part you want to
check out my last video it is right over
there it is three ways my childhood
screwed me up three of
many many my second vlog channel is
right over there i daily vlog so check
that out also if you want to pre-order
my book the link is in the description
you can also
press that i and the last thing i'll
tell you before i shut up is on december
1st
my 12 collabs of christmas are starting
you don't know what that is it's 12
collaborations in the month of december
and they're all surprises so
stay tuned for that subscribe so you can
like keep up to date because i'm making
new videos every monday
and thursday but in december it's gonna
be so much more often oh it's gonna be a
freaking party
one love superwoman that is a wrap
and