FOLKS, WE'RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY.
BIG YEAR FOR YOU, 2018.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE 2017.
BIG YEAR.
YOU GOT MARRIED.
>> I DID.
I GOT MARRIED SEVEN MONTHS AGO TODAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT'S YOUR
SEVEN-MONTH-AVERSARY.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: MY WIFE AND I HAD SUCH A LOVELY TIME AT YOUR
WEDDING.
THERE'S YOU AND ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR TOGETHER.
>> LITERALLY ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
>> Stephen: WE GOT ON THE FLOOR.
WHAT WERE WE DANCING TO.
>> IN THE SUN.
ONCE YOU HEAR THIS RIFF -- ( HUMMING SONG )
AS SOON AS YOU HEAR THAT CLAP, YOU KNOW SOMEBODY'S IN THEIR
40s.
40s!
YOU'RE IN YOUR 40s.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
O WE GO GOT -- ONCE YOU HEAR THAT, YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING ON
THE FLOOR ( SINGING SONG )
>> Stephen: AND THEN WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?
>> FOR OUR HONEYMOON, WE WENT ON A CROSSING.
WE WENT ON A CROSSING.
>> Stephen: A CROSSING.
YES, ON A BOAT CALLED THE QUEEN MARY II.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A FANCY ONE.
>> YES, WE WENT TO ENGLAND AND ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN TO
AMERICA.
>> Stephen: DID YOU DO ANYTHING TO GET TO ENGLAND OR
JUST FLY THERE?
>> FLY THERE.
SEEMS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE.
FLY THERE TO GET ON A BOAT.
IT TAKES YOU FIVE HOURS TO FLY THERE AND EIGHT DAYS TO GET
HOME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I BET THAT'S
BETTER THAN A CRUISE BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF
NOWHERE.
>> AND I'M SO GRATEFUL BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT THIS KID FROM
DETROIT IS GOING TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.
WE GOT TO VISIT THE BRIDGE.
IT WAS SO AWESOME.
WE WERE ON THE BRIDGE AND YOU'RE JUST LOOKING OUT AT THIS EXPANSE
OF OCEAN OF DOLPHINS JUMPING THROUGH THE WATER.
>> Stephen: ICEBERGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
>> OKAY, NOW, STEPHEN -- >> Stephen: BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT HAPPENS, MAN.
I'VE SEEN THE MOVIES.
>> THE WORST THING IS WHERE YOU SAY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
YOU'RE IN THE ENGLISH CHANNEL, HERE'S ENGLAND, FRANCE.
BUT ONCE YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE.
THE CAPTAIN GETS ON THE PHONE AND SAYS WE'LL BE PASSING
THROUGH THIS PART OF THE ATLANTIC.
ICELAND IS 700 MILES TO THE NORTH AND TO OUR SOUTH --
NOTHING.
IT'S A HUGE, HUGE EXPANSE.
>> Stephen: IT MUST BE AMAZING OUT THERE.
>> YEAH, YOU CAN SEE THE MILKY WAY.
I WAS SO THANKFUL AND GRATEFUL TO BE ABLE TO DO IT.
THERE'S A GOLF SIMILAR LATER.
SOMEONE SAID YOU COULD PLAY GOLF AND I SAID, HOW BIG IS THIS
SHIP?
AND WE TOOK DANCE LESSONS.
>> Stephen: HARD TO DANCE ON A SHIP.
>> IT'S A LITTLE HARD.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE TIPPY?
IT'S A SHIP.
AND NO MATTER HOW BIG A SHIP, IS IT'S STILL A BOAT, SO YOU'RE
GOING TO BE ROCKING BACK AND FORTH.
THERE'S PEOPLE EVERY DAY, YOU'RE JUST WALK -- HOW YOU DO?
GOOD DAY.
GOOD DAY TO YOU.
LUNCH SHOULD BE GOOD.
YEAH.
DID YOU GUYS SEE THE LECTURE ON THE TITANIC?
OOOH, SCARY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND MY WIFE AND I ARE WALKING
DOWN A DECK ONE DAY AND WE WERE DOING OUR THING, AND THIS GUY IS
COMING AT US, AND HE'S JUST WALKING STRAIGHT, AND MY WIFE
GOES, WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS GUY?
OH, HE'S DRUNK.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
>> Stephen: IT EVENS IT OUT.
EVENS IT OUT.
THE STRAIGHTER HE DOES THE MORE CHOP WE'VE HIT.
>> Stephen: "FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE" SEASON 2.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: SEASON ONE CAUSED A BIT OF A STIR BECAUSE IN
EPISODE OF SEASON ONE THERE WAS A FAIR AMOUNT OF KEEGAN-MICHAEL
KEY BUTT.
>> THERE WAS JUST SIDE BUTT.
>> Stephen: JUST SIDE BUTT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: IS THERE ANY BUTT IN SEASON TWO?
>> THERE IS NO BUTT.
THIS GUY OVER HERE JUST WENT, OH...
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU NOT BEEN WORKING ON IT?
>> NO, I HAVE BEEN DOING ANY SQUATS.
THERE ARE DIFFERENT STORY POINTS WE'RE FOCUSING ON THIS YEAR.
>> Stephen: WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY DO WE GET TO SEE, THEN?
>> MY LONG, LUXURIOUS ARMS, THERE'S SOME SEDUCTIVE ANKLE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I LOOK FORWARD TO
HAVING YOU BACK.
MAYBE WE COULD WEEP TOGETHER NEXT TIME.
>> WOULD YOU GUYS BE OKAY WITH THAT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen:
>> STEPHEN: THE SECOND SEASON OF "FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE" IS ON
NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY.
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK