Behind closed doors, the things girls really do
are shrouded in mystery.
Well, not anymore.
Society has always pressed this perfect little image onto girls, but that’s far from reality.
Today we have for you over 100 icky, sticky and
gross things all girls are guilty of doing –
whether they admit it or not.
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1.
Sniffing the armpits of your old tops, jumpers and sweatshirts – oh god, the
sweatshirts – along with the good old scratch and sniff at the crotch of old
jeans, just to ascertain if you can get away with another day of wearing them
without a wash.
2.
Not washing your face when you don’t have to leave the house for work or school,
especially on the weekends.
3.
And then attacking your face with all the tweezers, tonics and scrubs when acne decides
to park itself on your face for not taking care
of it.
4.
Wearing the same bra for a week or longer.
5.
Wearing another bra the next week, and continuing the cycle until you have absolutely
no clean underwear, and FINALLY have to do like
three loads of laundry, underwear and stinky clothes combined.
6.
Picking your nose and taking a good look at the boogers, especially if they’re a bright
green, as opposed to your normal booger colours.
7.
Creating bathroom wall art with loose strands of hair that you pulled out mid shower.
8.
Picking around and then digging into freakishly bulbous instances of ingrown hair,
especially on the inside of your thighs and sometimes a little bit higher.
9.
Wedging a thick roll of toilet paper stuffed hastily into your panties as a makeshift pad
on desperate days when mother nature sneak attacks
you!
10.
Putting on fresh makeup over yesterday’s makeup that you couldn’t have cared about
taking off, it was too much effort anyway.
11.
Peeling off a huge chunk of nail polish all in one go.
12.
Scraping out a reaally big chunk of dirt from under your fingernail, with the help
of another fingernail.
13.
Crumbling off your mascara instead of using wipes like a normal person.
14.
Maintaining a serious and long term relationship with your dry shampoo.
15.
And when it runs out, washing only your bangs into fooling everyone into thinking
you have bouncy clean hair and not a week’s
worth of crap in there.
16.
Never, not even one, washing the makeup brushes you’ve been using for like, years
now (And then wondering about why you have such
terrible acne.)
17.
Running out of deodorant on the day you decided to skip a shower and then resorting
to spray perfume onto the pits of your stale
old jumper...again.
18.
ONLY finally washing your bras when you're ALL OUT and they start looking physically
grubby, yellow or stink when piled together.
19.
Picking crumbs of old food out of your bra.
20.
Chilling alone at home and eventually taking of your jeans and stewing in your itchy, flaky
jean-marked legs before wearing pajamas.
21.
Running your fingers through your week old unwashed for no reason at all, other than
just because you can.
22.
Strictly changing the three second rule to the five second rule – or even better, eating
it so long as no one saw it fall rule.
23.
Peeling dead skin off of your lips and loving each little sting that comes with it.
It hurts so bad but feels so good!
24.
Leaving your tampon in for a little bit longer than you ever really should.
25.
Examining it after you’ve removed it from INSIDE of you.
26.
Asking a stranger-lady for a pad or a tampon because you lent yours to a stranger-lady
a few days ago in another public loo.
27.
Wearing BOTH, a sanitary napkin as well as a
tampon, just in case, y’know?
Especially on a day you happen to be wearing light coloured
pants.
28.
Getting brazilian waxes regularly because there’s nothing quite like feeling like
a newborn down there.
29.
Getting super engrossed with your weirdly thick thigh hair while in the toilet.
30.
Having no clean underwear at all so just going commando and hoping no one notices your
lack of panty-line.
31.
Keeping a pair of emergency panties in your handbag and then having to use it… and then
having to turn it inside out the next day.
32.
SHARING YOUR BEST FRIEND’S TOOTHBRUSH… sometimes without telling them.
33.
Picking dry skin off of your feet instead of
soaking them and moisturising them like you should.
34.
Cleaning your body with wet wipes after a not-so-sweaty day, this way you can sleep
in and NOT shower when you gotta leave next!
35.
Eating food in bed on a day off.
36.
Farting in bed, on your day off.
37.
Getting under sheets just to smell you fart from your food, on your day off.
38.
Picking out your eye gunk and maybe, sometimes thinking back to the time your booger
was as big, or even bigger.
39.
Marvelling the huge chunk of ear wax that you managed to pull out of your ear with the
help of a now suspiciously dark brown Q-tip.
40.
Having one pair of scissors specifically for your pubes.
41.
Scratching your unwashed head of hair after like a week and then sniffing your fingers
because you’re curious.
42.
Ending up trimming your, you know, with literally any old scissor you find and praying
no one uses that pair for anything else.
43.
Ending up trimming them when you’re on the toilet seat and marvelling the possibilities
of shapes and lengths you could discover.
44.
Literally sh**ting (censor with bleep) yourself at the thought of snipping something
important off, accidentally.
45.
Being guilty of watching hours of pore-strip videos, sometimes on loop.
46.
Being extremely proud and fascinated, and not one bit revolted by the sight of a pore
strip pulled from your own skin.
It’s so satisfying!
47.
Immediately regretting removing all of you pubes because you think it makes you look
like a gigantic over sized baby.
48.
Owning old underwear with multiple holes and then wearing it outside of your home, like
to work or to school.
49.
Pulling out a really tough hair from your face, like a really long one, and then placing
it on the screen of your phone or your mirror to
marvel at like a trophy.
50.
Squeezing a particularly hard whitehead and then marveling that long white pus snake that
crawls onto the surface of your skin.
51.
Finding something better and eatable in your bra, like popcorn.
Yay!
52.
Squeezing a massive zit that on bursting, projectile hits the mirror.
53.
Staring in awe at all the gunk that comes stuck to a pore strip.
54.
Smelling your armpits and being super impressed by the lack of stink.
55.
Spraying new deodorant over the small of old, stale deodorant that impressed you a
little earlier.
56.
Mastering the art of taking off your bra without removing your top.
57.
Doing this pretty much every single day since you learned you could.
58.
Only shaving your legs when you absolutely have to wear something with a skirt.
59.
Only shaving the parts of your legs that your jeans don’t cover, this includes shredded
jeans, knees and ankles.
60.
Playing with your own boobs unconsciously.
61.
Playing with your own boobs in the mirror.
62.
Squishing them together and up and down until you find yourself wishing you could
find a bra with support half as good as your own
hands.
63.
Wondering what life would be like if your boobs were like, super huge.
64.
And then wondering what life would be like if they were super tiny.
65.
Jiggling them about every now and then, sometimes alone and sometimes with your
girlfriends.
66.
Hating the fact that bras even exist and then getting mad when you find out they were
created by a man.
Typical.
67.
Dusting your flakey scalp, especially in the winter, and watching the dandruff that
falls out create the perfect little mini snowfall for you.
68.
Finding flaky dead skin on the inside of your leggings and jeans in winter and then
blowing on it to make it snow too.
69.
Warming your hands by stuffing them into your bra and holding your boobs.
70.
Picking out the white-grey lint that forms inside your belly button, and then smelling
it, “just to see”.
71.Being super intrigued by the size of your very long poo after a long, hard poo.
72.
Texting your girls about your fiery period poops and asking for their support through
such trying times.
73.
Febreezing dry-clean only clothes because who the heck even knows how to dry clean?
74.
Wearing clothes with visible food stains because sometimes, you really don't care and
really just want that bagel.
75.
Rubbing your prickly legs when your hair starts growing back after a smooth shave.
76.
Bleeding onto a sheet and then waking up tired and icky and not changing the sheets
because they’re like, not as important as your
underwear or your pad, which you will change eventually as well.
77.
Feeling super proud about the fact that you are more than capable of performing the loudest
fart.
78.
Belching louder than any person you know.
79.
Pulling hairs out of your butt crack in the shower.
80.
Rolling stray hairs from a brush into little balls and then throwing them in the
vague direction of the bin, missing the bin and
then leaving it on the ground for the wind to
sweep away.
81.
Cutting your nails and not really caring, or paying attention to where they fly off.
82.
Drip dried when there was no toilet roll, as opposed to waddling to get one or screaming
for help, because you forgot your phone outside.
83.
Worn a pair of undies even when you couldn't get out the period stains.
84.
Peeing in the shower.
85.
Staring at your period blood in the toilet bowl, especially after it so unceremoniously
plopped out of you with so much sound.
86.
Having more fun than you should, while sifting through a bunch of holey undies,
wondering which one is the least holey and wearable.
87.
Wearing the same pajama bottoms for days in a row and then using the ole scratch and sniff
test to see if they really have to be washed.
88.
Examining old panty crust like a panty crust examining scientist.
89.
Chewing an old piece of gum that was half squished out of its wrapper at the bottom
of your purse.
90.
Generously scratching your boob area after taking your bra off on a long and sweaty day.
91.
Picking a booger and wiping it somewhere inappropriate...like the tops of your jeans
or the backs of your knee, maybe?
92.
Half-assing a butt wipe after a number 2 - no pun intended.
93.
Being secretly super proud of the mini castle you’ve made out of empty wine bottles
near your kitchen bin, therefore never clearing it out . Soon you’ll have a moat!
94.
Smuggling out a used tampon or a pad wrapped in layers and layers of toilet roll
stuffed into your purse because there was only
one bathroom and NO dustbin at the office/interview/classroom/boyfriend’s parent’s
house that you went to.
95.
Spent hours and hours contemplating washing your really dirty hair but not doing it anyway
because let’s face it, the greasier it gets, the more potential it has to look like a
glamorous superstar’s, without hairspray of
course!
96.
Praying for a snow day, a natural disaster or even the common cold, just so that you
don’t have to shower and go to work, thus breaking
your four day long no-shower streak.
It’s a social experiment to see how long you can
go without a shower before you can physically
smell yourself without making an effort.
97.
Worn the same stinky gym clothes from that bag in your car three times in a row without
washing them because you “forgot”.
98.
Not bothering to wash your sports bra because it’s only going to get dirty again
anyway.
99.
Scratching your bits and having quick little sniff just to make sure All is well
down in your deep dark lady cave.
100.
Smelling the clothes you wore yesterday, the ones no one important saw you wearing,
and then gleefully realising you can wear them
again today!
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