– From getting feet sniffed to screaming in the middle of a food court, the Planet
Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest
jobs we’ve been paid for.
I’m Hellbent/Melissa, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 9 was Submitted by PicklesTickle91 Doopie
Doopie was just walking down the street when some strange guy stopped her.
He said that his local strip club shut down, and he loved going to the place for the bare
feet.
That was already an odd way to start a conversation, but THEN he said he couldn't help but notice
Doopie’s “hot toes” in the sandals she was wearing.
The man offered Doopie ten dollars to let him sniff her feet for thirty seconds.
Doopie said no, but he begged and offered fifty dollars.
Doopie said she wanted sixty, and it was a deal.
She walked away sixty dollars richer.
Number 8 was Submitted by Kinky_shima_14 Snewpee The weirdest job Snewpee got paid to do was
to wear latex suits for bondage photo shoots.
Snewpee was tied up and dressed in different suits, while pictures were taken of her.
Some shoots had her with gags in her mouth, which was fine because she got more money
the kinkier the shoots were.
The kinkiest it got was being in a latex straight jacket, wearing a human muzzle, and making
various sexy poses.
After the whole experience, Snewpee walked away with 575 dollars.
Number 7 was Submitted by kittycool101 Pandora When a nearby nursing care home wanted some
people to help out, Pandora signed up.
The job entailed taking care of people in the home with cooking, cleaning, and organizing
activities.
The problem was the cleaning part.
By “cleaning,” they didn’t just mean the rooms.
They meant the actual residents themselves, who weren’t able to clean themselves properly.
One old guy asked Pandora to wash 'the place' for him about 5 times.
She never went back after that, and she hasn’t been able to look at old people the same way
since – not even her Nan.
Number 6 was Submitted by megadeathmeme21 SaltySquid
The weirdest job that SaltySquid was asked to do is cover his friend’s shift at a gay
strip club.
He gave SaltySquid 150 dollars to do it, but he also got paid from the actual club itself.
So in a night’s work, he made a total of 487 dollars.
Also, while he was working, someone at the club pointed out his “equipment” was longer
than his friend.
Number 5 was Submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Dolan
Dolan’s first paying job ever was during his sophomore year of high school.
He worked for about a week and a half at a company that manufactured and installed doors.
His role was just as general help that did odd jobs around the office.
One day, Dolan was told to go into the storeroom and stack the leftover boards from installation
jobs that were thrown in there at random.
So Dolan turned a heaping mountain of boards into a nice efficient stack before continuing
on with other odd jobs around the office.
The next day, Dolan’s boss said he stacked it wrong and had him re-do it.
So he made another, even more efficient stack of boards.
Dolan’s boss angrily told him he did it wrong again.
Dolan finally asked, "So how many other ways are there to stack boards?
Maybe you can draw me a diagram or something?"
This was an honest request, and Dolan wasn't trying to be a smartass at all.
He just wanted to know how his boss wanted the boards stacked.
He still got fired over it.
And to this day, he never figured out what the hell he actually did wrong.
Number 4 was Submitted by that_dude1234 Grgak/MKyleM One time in high school, Grgak was eating
at a food court when his friend MKyleM came up and asked, "Do you want to go to the middle
of the food court in a Goku outfit and scream like a Super Saiyan for 200 dollars?"
Grgak wanted a couple of new video games, so he said sure, got changed and went to the
middle of the food court.
He started screaming, and people started to look at him.
He stood there and screamed for about a full minute until he was kicked out.
MKyleM was laughing his ass off while giving Grgak his 200 bucks.
Afterwards, Grgak went to Gamestop and got his new games.
Number 3 was Submitted by SpooperSenshi Emojie When Emojie was a teenager, her father paid
her 20 dollars a week to call him on Sunday.
Emojie’s father was abusive towards her and her mom, so they separated when she was
two.
But he was still so determined to talk to her that he was willing to bribe her.
Emojie was happy to take the bribe for a while, but eventually the emotional toll wasn’t
worth it, and she stopped taking the calls – and the money.
Number 2 was Submitted by joker_doom_ace Nixxiom Nixxiom got paid 200 dollars to follow a group
of college friends around and go bar hopping on a Saturday night.
At first, Nixxiom thought they wanted him to be a designated driver, but that wasn’t
it at all.
They wanted an older person to hang out with them and have fancy drinks to make them look
more sophisticated or something.
Nixxiom didn’t really get it, but they paid him 200 bucks and bought him drinks.
So he had no complaints.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest job I ever
got
paid for?