- [Shannon] We're trying weird -
- weird
- [Tom] American -
- [Shannon] Food!
- [Tom] Boom.
- [Shannon] But how weird is "weird"?
- [Ryan] Well, bread isn't weird.
- [George] Bread isn't weird at all!
- [Ryan] Yeah!
- [Tom] Peanut butter... and cheese?
- [Dónal] It's not mayonnaise. Oh shit, please -
Please - no, please, don't do this.
- [Tom] Is it mayonnaise?
- [Shannon] I don't like mayonnaise.
- [Tom] Tell me, is it mayonnaise!?
- [George] Peanut butter - and mayo?
- [Ryan] Disg-...
- [George] What!?
- [O.S.] It's mayonnaise.
- [Shannon] Heugh! Ugh! - [Tom] Ugh, no!
- [George] I said that like I was an insane person!
"Peanut butter and mayo"! I picked the two weirdest things that could go together!
- [Tom] I think my gag reflex has been activated by a thought!
- [George] That is...
a slice of "nope" if ever I've seen one. - [Ryan] *sighs*
- [George] Nah!
- [Shannon] Oh, I can see it; it's looking at me!
- [Dónal] Like, actually can't eat it. I'll get sick.
- [Kellie] Oh. Really?
- [Dónal] You can't make me do it!
Eee!
- [George] That is not good!
- [Tom] Oh, no! - [Shannon] Oh my God! I don't like it!
- [Tom] Oh no!
- [Dónal] It's just ruining a perfectly good - peanut butter sandwich!
- [Ryan] I'd rather be beaten with the respective containers -
than actually eat this thing. *laughs*
- [Dónal] Don't even want to talk about it.
Please don't tell me this is like...
mayonnaise, please tell this is sweet!
- [George] I don't know whether this is coleslaw, or ice cream -
or... - [Ryan] It, uh, it looks like a mess.
- [Dónal] ...this? - [Kellie] Marshmallows and fruit!
[O.S.] And cream. [Dónal] Aah! Oh, thank goodness; so no mayonnaise!
- [Ryan] Just marshmallows?
Is it? Really? - [George] Oh yeah!
- [Dónal] Mmm!
Oooh! - [Kellie] Oh, cold!
- [Tom] This is delicious!
- [Shannon] I am actually so happy!
- [George] ...good it looks! - [Ryan] I've - I've managed to eat it all -
bar the fruit.
- [Dónal] What was the ice cream you used? HB?
- [O.S.] No, it's not ice cream, it's just cream. - [Kellie] Cream!
- [O.S.] Heavy cream. - [Dónal] There's no ice cream!?
- [Kellie] It's cream!
- [Dónal] What!?
- [Shannon] It tasted fab.
- [Kellie] That's so easy, and so cheap to make;
I don't understand why we haven't got this!
Oh, no!
- [George] "Cougar Gold"?
- [Ryan] "Cougar Gold"! Sounds like a website.
- [Dónal] It is not cheese!
- [Kellie] It's cheese! Look, it says "a sharp white cheddar cheese"!
- [Ryan] Look; it doesn't have a "best before" date, it has the date it was made -
which kind of makes me worry more.
- [Kellie] Ugh, that looks vile!
- [Ryan] Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
- [George] Well, let's get rid of whatever this is, that clearly isn't any sort of food.
I'm guessing this is it - this gold disc is what we're eating?
- [Shannon] It actually smells great! It doesn't smell bad at all, like!
- [Dónal] This is some very aerodynamic - - [Kellie] Oh, fuck - oh! *laughs*
- [Dónal] I don't know how to eat cheese! This is the problem!
- [George] Here we go!
- [Shannon] Oh my God, it's amazing!
It's so good!
- [Kellie] Actually - it's not that bad.
- [Dónal] Really?
- [Kellie] Not that bad, I swear!
- [George] Okay. Alright. - [Ryan] It's not too bad...
- [Shannon] If I had a packet of crackers there, I would finish this whole bleedin'... thing!
- [Ryan] I'd love to make a burger, and just put that on, and try and - melt it.
*laughter*
- [Dónal] I think the French - if they saw this - they would weep!
- [Ryan] Like, you - that doesn't even look good on the shelf!
You're like, "get the cheese there!" *laughs* - [George] Yeah!
- [Shannon] Red?
- [Ryan] What the f*** is this?
- [Kellie] Why is it - - [Dónal] Oh, no. No, no - no!
- [Kellie] What is it? - [Dónal] No! Is it a tomato?
- [O.S.] No, it's not a tomato.
- [Dónal] Oh, thank God.
- [George] "Welcome to today's show, 'Fruit or Meat'! Take a look, and let's have a guess!"
- [Dónal] Oh, it smells - pungent!
- [Kellie] Is it a pickle!?
Aaaw!
- [George] Aaw... so you've taken this - - [Ryan] Right.
and then it's been left in Kool-Aid for a few days?
- [Dónal] Man, I like cherries and I don't like pickles.
- [Kellie] It kinda smell - if you don't think about what it is, it kinda smells nice.
- [Dónal] She's got a point.
Can we just have Kool-Aid? No?
- [Kellie] No.
- [George] Well; forks up!
- [Tom] Oh, what's happening!?
- [Dónal] That's surprisingly amazing. - [Kellie] Yeah, that wasn't bad!
- [Dónal] Mmm.
- [Tom] Mmm...
- [Shannon] It's, like - I like it, but, uh...
I know it's gonna give me a root canal.
- [Kellie] So... - [Dónal] My teeth are hurting!
- [Ryan] I just... I ca- I just can't - I don't know why it happened, or how it happened.
- [Tom] It's making me shiver, I'm sorry!
- [George] You see a dude walking along with this, and a knife and fork -
and he's just eating red pickles out of a jar - - [Ryan] What? *laughs*
you're like -
- [Ryan] *laughs* "Amber Alert!"
- [George] "Amber -" *laughs*
- [Tom] I just feel confused!
- [Ryan] This - - [George] Don't like the look, don't like the colour,
don't like the consistency, don't like the flavour - get out of here!
- [O.S.] Hmm? - [Dónal] Can I have more?
- [O.S.] Yeah. Fair game.
- [Dónal] Would you not?
- [Kellie] I - I'm alright, uh...
- [Dónal] I don't like cheese on it's own!
- [Kellie] No.. - [Dónal] Like, I - it has to be cooked cheese.
- [O.S.] Oh, yeah.
- [Dónal] Do you know what I mean?
I can't - I actually get physically ill.
It's like bananas - is the next one a banana!?
Is that what y- it is not! It's not a banana! *laughs*