-Yay! I wish every day was vacation day.
-Me too, little buddy.
Heck, I wish we would've been on vacation way sooner.
-Don't you mean schooner? [laughs]
-[groans] Hey, Orange.
-What's the matter, Midget Apple?
You're looking kind of "stern." [laughs]
-Hasn't this guy heard of a vacation?
-Nah, you guys gotta relax, but not like Pear.
He really went overboard.
-Ahh, finally. Peace and quiet.
-Hey! Hey, Pear! Hey!
-[sighs] No, just ignore him. You're on vacation.
-Hey, Pear! Hey, hey Pear!
-What? What? What?
-Marco!
-No, don't--
-Marco!
-Oh, come on!
-Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco.
-Polo, Polo, Polo! [Orange laughs]
Now would you leave me alone?!
-Hey! Hey, Pear!
-What?!
-Duck.
-[screaming]
Hey, I've never seen one before, okay?
I mean, come on.
Why would anybody want a duck made of rubber?
-Ah, don't worry, Pear.
It's nothing to get "quacked" up about. [laughs]
-Check it out. There's a rope tied to this duck.
I wonder where--
-(pirate) Yarr, ships ahoy!
-Huh?
-I think he's talking to us.
-Yeah, we get that a lot.
-(pirate) Fire! [cookies yell]
-Whoa! -Whoa!
-Whoa!
-Hey! You dunked my cookies.
-Yarr, and there will be worse to come
if'n you don't release me scoutin' vessel.
-Ah... you mean the ducky?
-Ay, me ducky.
-Hey! Hey, Captain Blueberry Beard, hey!
-Yarr, 'tis I.
-Oh... so that's actually your name?
-Yarr.
-Hey, it had to happen eventually.
-I be the fiercest most dangerous pirate
in all the high seas.
-Uh... you mean the bathtub?
-Ay, now tell me what manner of treasure have ye on board.
-Treasure? We don't have any treasure.
-You think me a fool?
If'n you had no treasure,
then be you sailin' with a naval orange?
-Naval?
I'm not the one that looks like a bellybutton. [laughs]
-Yarr! [cannon blasts]
Shiver me timbers, who be firin' now?
-Uh, sorry sir. I thought you said "fire."
-No, I said "Yarr." [cannon blasts]
-Sir, it really sounds a lot like "fire."
-Yarr, I... I mean... to the plank, the both of ya.
-Come on, Buttery!
[laughter, amused cheers]
-You mutinous dogs.
The plank not be for funnin',
it be for plunderin'.
-Hey, hey Captain Moldychin,
know why you live on a ship?
-Yarr?
-Because you're travel-sized. [laughs]
-Oh no, here we go.
-Yarr! No man, fruit, or vegetable
cracks wise about me size.
Navy or not, I'll peel you faster than a scurvy-crazed sailor.
-Well, whatever floats your boat. [laughs]
-Prepare to be boarded!
-Uh, guys? [ship crumbling]
This is not good.
-I know, I hate being "bored."
-I told you we should've gotten a banana boat.
-Battle stations... or you'll all be walking the plank.
-Uh, guys? I never told you this, but...
I can't swim.
-Dude, none of us can swim.
-Yay!
-Hey, hey Blueberry!
I heard your ship was on "sail." [laughs]
-Yarr, that is one dab landlubber.
-Yeah? Well, at least I know the alphabet.
You're the one that always gets lost at "C." [laughs]
-Yarr! That be the pun that broke the pirate's back.
Open fire!
-Uh-oh, I'm starting to think that Captain Whiskers
means business.
-Don't worry, guys.
I think I've got... a little plan.
-I don't think this is a good idea, guys.
-Hey, no fair! I wanna fly like a unicorn, too.
-Sorry, bud. You're the only one that would fit.
-Don't worry, Midget Apple.
You're gonna have a blast. [laughs]
-[groans] How many times do I have to tell you,
it's Little Appppplllllleeee.....
-Yarr, puttin' one over the bow, are ya?
Return fire!
-Captain... it's a... it's a...
-Fire already! Fire!
-It's a... it's a...
-Out with it already.
-Whirlpool!
[ship creaking, blueberries scream]
-Uh-oh. This vacation's really going down the drain.
[laughs] Uh...
[water splashing gently]
Well, this is just "ducky." [laughs]
-Okay, stop making that joke, already.
-[groans]: Seriously. I've got an awful headache.
-Yay! I just asked a new friend
to come back to the kitchen with us,
and he said yes! Yay!
-Uh, Marshmallow?
You know the rubber ducky is, well,
just rubber, right?
-Hehehehehe, whatever you say, Pear.
Hehehehehe.
[wink!]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian