- Okay, hot take on
"Game of Thrones' Jaime Lannister is my spirit animal."
Hi everyone, I'm Rainn Wilson,
and it's time for Hot Takes in a Hot Tub,
with me, your host, Rainn Wilson.
One look at my Twitter page, and you know that I am
no stranger to giving my unfiltered opinions.
- [Voiceover] Shots fired!
- So apparently we're gonna keep the hot water coming,
so let's get this going before I look like,
well, you know...
Okay, Hot Takes in a Hot Tub number one:
TikTok, what are my thoughts on this?
Well, it's a silly new little platform
where postpubescent idiots dance around to little memes
and waste their time because they have nothing better to do.
What's next?
So @dayllily asks,
"Talk about your relationship with William Eilish."
Well, Billie and I are like .
She is a huge Office fan, and I have been texting Finneas,
her brother, who is super cool,
so if anyone wants his phone number, hit me up.
Celina Barajas asks about The Office reunion,
here's my hot take on that.
It's happening, I'm gonna announce it right here and now,
The Office reunion is happening.
I just spoke to Steve Carell, to Greg Daniels,
Jenna, John Krasinski, and the rest of the cast
whose names I've forgotten.
It's gonna happen, starting on June...
No, it's not happening!
I don't know, I have no opinion on The Office reunion,
so suck it.
Dave Bulls Edwards says,
"Get Rainn started on Baby Yoda please."
Fuck Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda is just another ploy to sell plush toys.
You have all been manipulated
by a gigantic, evil corporation,
by Disney in this case, instead of Fox.
And no longer they're Ewoks, now it's a Baby Yoda.
Repent, repent of your materialistic, capitalistic sins.
@Catholic_Guilt_ asks,
"How to pronounce gif."
It's gif.
It's a G, it's gif.
It's not Jif, that's a peanut butter.
It's gif.
Why do some people say tomatoes and others say tomatoes?
I don't know, that sounds the same to me,
I don't get it, I don't understand, that's...
@pink_enchiladas asks,
"Why do so many grown women want to be mermaids?"
Um, I didn't know that that was a thing,
but actually, since you bring it up,
I would very much like to be a merman.
Okay, now I'm boiling, this is not relaxing anymore.
I'm melting.
@fictionbooksforlife asks my hot take on feminism.
I love feminism.
I think we should hand the keys
of all the power on the planet over to the women
and let them take over.
We've had a good 1,000, 10,000 year run, dudes.
It's time for us to retire and let these fierce,
magnificent, wonderful, strong, brilliant,
imaginative women, wherever they are, take it over.
Please.
"Coronavirus."
Really?
We're gonna talk about coronavirus?
You know, there may be a positive about coronavirus,
and I'm sorry to say this
for the people that will be undoubtedly losing their lives,
especially the elderly,
but we have to be a species on the planet.
We're co-habitating on this planet,
and the boundaries of our nationality
don't really hold water anymore,
and so as a species we need to think and act
and behave and cooperate using the same resources.
So perhaps coronavirus, there might be a silver lining
in that it helps unite people on the planet.
"Bioengineering, are humans becoming too godlike?"
Yes, yes they are, feast your eyes.
"Climate change please!"
Okay, so going from coronavirus to climate change.
They are both emergencies on a planetary scale
that require human beings sharing the resources
of beautiful planet Earth
to work together to cooperate to overcome them.
These are tremendous tests.
So I urge you all to dig deeper
into the topic of climate change.
Okay, I've had enough of this,
this bath is too hot.
No, no, you know what else is too hot?
The Earth.
Yes, I'm sorry, hello,
but I am another celebrity here
to foist my climate change opinions upon you.
I have made a tremendous sacrifice here, folks,
and I have also made a tremendous metaphor at the same time,
by sitting in a boiling hot tub to show you
how boiling hot our future is going to be
if we don't do something about Earth's temperature.
And fine, we're not all gonna die
by sitting in a boiling hot tub of water,
but maybe the fish will,
because they're having problems reproducing
because of the change in the ocean temperature
and ocean acidity.
Climate change is very, very real,
and it is very, very man-made.
It is a crisis of extreme importance.
You can learn all about it on my new show,
An Idiot's Guide to Climate Change,
premiering here on Soulpancake.
If you love your planet as I do, please check it out.
Also, it's a little bit funny.
Okay, now get me the hell out of this tub.
Okay, that's good.
Now what are we gonna do about this water?
We gotta reuse it.
We can't make a video about climate change, you guys,
and waste a perfectly good tub of water.
Anyone else dirty? Get in.
Someone else get in the tub.
Crew guy, get in!
Get in!