[patriotic music]
♪ ♪
[engine revving]
[gunshot]
- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
- Ahh!
[all screaming]
♪ ♪
- Oh, look out!
[fireworks booming]
- Oh, my God.
[laughter]
- Come on, Sauce!
[all shouting]
♪ ♪
- Ahh! - Oh, my God!
My God!
- I've always said binge drinking
wasn't dangerous enough.
Are you too much of a pussy to give that a shot
this summer?
Then try one of my fun, safe
alternative drinking games, ya squares.
♪ ♪
Filters out all the lead and forces you to pace yourself.
It's perfect for freshman.
♪ ♪
The horrific smell and taste
prevent any man from taking
more than a sip at a time.
It's so vinegary.
I'm gonna barf.
Guys, get this...
♪ ♪
A ski is the only way to
appreciate a fine vintage red.
♪ ♪
[slurping]
The wine ski pairs nicely
with a cheese ski.
[laughter]
[audience ohs]
- Is that taser set to "tickle"?
That's the most fun they've had since their wives died.
Aw, those guys are always welcome to wet their whistle
at my dive bar and grill and mattress store.
How are you guys doing? - Good.
- I wanted to let you know,
one of our regulars would like to buy you
a round of tequila shock shots.
- Nice. - Hey, don't get too excited.
The first thing I'm gonna need you to do
is sign these release forms.
Yep. There you go.
- All right, bottom's up. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's not how the tequila shock shot works.
I need everyone to put on an electric dog collar.
Red for the lady. - Seriously?
- I will electrocute the [bleep] out of you
while you take the shot.
When you finish, begin barking.
Once everyone is barking, I will stop shocking you.
Bottoms up.
[overlapping chatter]
[barking]
- [screams] - All right, all right.
- That was great.
- Oh, he wants to buy you another round.
- Yeah! Thank you. - Yeah, thank you.
- They'll really be shocked to know
my dog roofied all of them.
- Ahhh, yeah, folks!
Fat man. Here he is.
And right here, for your viewing pleasure,
i'm gonna drink, mmm, this bowl of gravy!
Ah, yeah!
- Ah, yeah, folks!
That fat man is fat man,
and he's the internet's foremost gravy enthusiast.
He talks about gravy so eloquently
that it inspired me to create a drinking game.
I gave everyone in my audience
[as fat man] a bowl of gravy.
Go get your own bowl of gravy
if you want to play along at home.
Now, i'm going to show you the rest of the video,
and you have to take a drink
every time he says "bowl of gravy."
Ready? Let's begin.
- A bowl of gravy, folks.
- Mmm. Enjoy.
- [sighs] A bowl of gravy, folks.
- Vegetarians, quit being such prudes.
Make an exception. Experience life for once.
- Nice, fresh bowl of gravy.
- Gravy has 300% of your daily salt requirement.
- Ah, yeah, folks. It's a bowl of gravy!
Shut up, dad. [laughing]
Ah, yeah, folks.
- He drinks gravy! Deal with it, dad!
- A bowl of gravy!
Got anything else you wanna say to the fans?
- Bowl of gravy. - Bowl of gravy!
- Delicious.
- Ah, with tits like those, who needs a job?
- Bowl of gravy.
- Mmm!
- Ah, yeah, folks, a bowl of gravy.
- [laughing]
a nice bowl of gravy. - Bowl of gravy!
- Until next time, folks!
Bye-bye!
- Bye-bye, buddy.
Keep on living every day like it's Thanksgiving.