Where are we performing? (*speaking a foreign language)
What is this a german lesson?
Italian. - Steve: Oh, Italiano.
(speaking gibberish).
We haven’t been back to Berlin in quite a while.
This is exciting to be here. An outdoor venue.
We love Berlin.
This is like a castle we are performing in.
There’s sort of the… Where is the Citadel? There it is behind the tree.
This is beautiful. There is a moat surrounding this place where we are performing.
Wow! Lily pads. Carnivorous lily pads.
Supposedly, they are to protect us from our fans. Maybe there are some here, right now!
(Discreet Mode): ACTIVATED
Close one!
These cars have to be let through with the draw bridge.
I’ll bet feudalistic times wish they had some of those!
You’ve got to see this. It’s really cool.
This woman is actually vacuuming brick.
Missed a spot. Yep, yep. That’s it right there.
That’s a smart idea.
Why use a broom when you can use a vacuum on brick! Al has just smelled food.
-Al: When I smell food, I go to it.
-Steve: He trips. It’s a good old fashion german barbecue going on out here.
One thing you know for certain on tour is that Jeremy will be magnetized finding the desserts.
-Steve: How many is that? -Jeremy: I haven’t even had one yet.
-Steve: All right. Move out of the way. What’s going on here? Come on! WHOA!
Wait a minute. -Frank: They’re mine!
-Steve: Frank, you shouldn’t enable Jeremy.
-Frank: Well, he’s my friend!
All Singing: You’ve got a friend in Frank!
You’ve got a friend in Frank!
*♪(Melodic Gibberish)♪ You’ve got a friend in Frank!
You’re welcome.
-Frank: Here you go.
-Steve: They’re using, “A Thousand Years” at this wedding where we’re performing tonight in Berlin.
-Al: It’s crazy. They probably have no idea that we’re standing right here.
-Al: What do you think about that Jon?
-Jon: This is really funny!
-Al: So every night, I never know where to stand.
Tonight, they made sure I knew where to stand.
Yeah. There’s no doubt anymore.
-Steve: I don’t have "Steve" written on my chair. -Al: You’re not as important.
-Al: You have your own chair!
-Steve: The whole stage is yours. Your name is on the stage!
-Steve: Why am I even here?
This is the ultimate music family. As we were playing during Soundcheck,
I was watching Marvin’s parents explain every aspect of what we were doing.
What I loved about it, you were so passionate.
That’s the way I grew up. My parents were so excited about music all the time.
I was like, I’ve got to get excited about this. They’re always excited about it.
You sat out in this baking sun, and watched our Soundcheck. It wasn’t just like arms crossed,
like, “Okay, let’s get his over with”. It was, “Look at that. Look at that. Look what he’s doing there!”
“Isn’t that interesting. What is he doing right there?”, It was just so fun.
I have no doubt your children will be so successful because the way you and your husband are with them.
It’s really inspiring! So are you going to play?
*cheering, clapping*
-Steve: I think we should go find that wedding, where they used A Thousand Years.
-Al: I’ve never crashed a wedding party, so I don’t know.
-Al: Should we change? Try to blend in a little bit?
-Steve: We’ve got to look the part otherwise it’s too obvious.
-Al: Right now, the wedding is over. We just got done with Soundcheck. We’ve got to get changed and go there.
We’re going to just try to eat some food. Wedding cake?
-Al: My goal is to eat some wedding cake. You propose to make a toast.
-Steve: Oooh. Okay. I don’t think I should propose anything at a wedding.
-Al: I’m good at eating. He’s good at talking. -Steve: I’ve got to learn some Deutsch.
-Al: We’ve changed. I just put on vest and combed my beard.
-Al: I kind of look like the entertainment. You could be a waiter.
-Steve: And I’m the servant. That’s pretty much our relationship.
-Al: So, we’re going to go in here now.
-Steve: Welcome.
You’ve got to look like, when you’re crashing, as if I’m an expert. I’ve never crashed a wedding.
You’ve got to look like you know what you’re doing.
-Al: Yeah. You look so confident.
-Steve: I can’t go in right here. -Al: Where are you going to crash this one?
-Steve: I just found the back way in. Maybe we can go in the kitchen since I’m the servant.
-Al: I need to get food as my goal. This is where the food serving is.
*(Al eating wedding cake)”
-Steve: We just found out this is a Russian wedding in Berlin.
Al’s job was way easier than mine!
Now I’m going to go congratulate the bride and groom...in Ruski.
“One, Two, Three”
-Bride: Thank you
-Steve: I got, *(Russian)*, and that was about all I got.
-Al: Do you think they understood who you were?
-Steve: I don’t know, but what we did it!
-Al: We did it!
-Steve: We crashed a “wussian wedding”.
“and we’re going to kill the wabbit”.
*(Jon dancing)*
*(TPG Wedding Crashers)*