A Twitter poll about shower habits went viral this week after
a man confessed to never washing his legs.
Results revealed that around 80% of people wash their legs every
time they shower, but 20% said it wasn't necessary.
I think, I don't know what do you think, I think it's disgusting.
I always wash my legs in the shower.
How else are you going to get all the piss off?
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Hands up if you think you should wash your legs in the shower,
hands up, please.
Really?! Oh, so most of you wash your legs.
And hands up if you think washing your legs is
not necessary in the shower.
They're sort of washed by default because the water goes down,
like, it doesn't just stop at your waist.
So, you don't think it's necessary at all. Pride Of Wales?
I don't think I've ever washed my bloody legs, either!
Because you're having a wash, it goes down your legs. Yeah.
I don't think I have. What about your feet?
Oh.
You wash your feet but not your legs? Yeah. What a weird omission.
So you go up here and then it's time for my usual interval...
LAUGHTER
That's like not washing your arms, just doing that
and then doing your hands. Yeah. That's a good point.
Metalhead's got you there and he looks filthy.
I'm only joking, I'm joking!
That's a stereotype, right?! Sorry!
Privilege, what's your shower routine?
Well, basically, start with the pits.
And do you ask your servants to do your legs as well?
I don't have to ask. They know the drill.
Start with, "The Royal Penis is clean..." LAUGHTER
No, so you start with your pits, go on.
Start with the pits, work my way down and then sort of,
the soap collects here so I can go back to that area, if needs be. OK.
You've got to get the legs in
because they are sweaty from gymnasium.
Get your feet... From the what?! LAUGHTER
You sound like... The gym. The gym, right,
but you said "gymnasium" like it was your home planet.
"I must head back to Gymnasium!"
No, go on, sorry. Sorry, go on.
So you do wash your legs, basically. Yeah.
Yes, Can't Wait To Vote?
Nobody washes their ears. Pardon? No-one really washes their ears.
OK, I wish I hadn't said "pardon" then, that was awful.
What makes you say that? I don't know, it just occurred to me.
I was looking at you and I thought... Actually, no!
No!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Sorry! You were looking at me,
you thought he looks like a dirty-eared...
LAUGHTER
Mum, what's your shower selection?
Uh, I wash my legs every day. OK.
And I massage my ears.
OK, so it's just that, just the legs and the ears? No!
I don't like shower, I love my bath. VARIOUS: Yes!
So, I float myself.
Fay, what do you think about this leg washing?
I just can't believe how many leg washers there are.
Honestly, I'm really shocked.
I feel like you are lying.
I, too, would go straight to a foot.
Does anybody multitask in the shower,
like brushing your teeth or doing anything else, anybody?
Yes, Ex Banker? Yeah, I brush my teeth in the shower.
Do you do that every day? Yeah. And what's the reason for that?
Oh, I-I... I like being in the shower more
than standing outside, so...
It's warmer. I don't mean outside the house, no!
Romesh, would you ask, could you, a survey for me? Yes.
Because I think that a lot of men wee in the shower.
Is that true?
I don't know, I'm checking.
OK, Ranganation, show of hands,
who pees in the shower? Hands up, please. Oh!
You see! Oh, my goodness!
And keep your hands up if you do that
while you're also in the shower,
you don't just open the door and take a slash.
LAUGHTER
That's super.
But then isn't it, so, a shower over a bath, that me
and mum are in, for instance, that's not nice!
Hold on, when have you taken a shower with my mum?
Rob, what you do? What's your shower routine?
Well, I get in the shower
and then I do balls and dick first. Yeah.
And then face. Yeah.
LAUGHTER AND GROANING
Look, if I'm not prepared to have it rubbed over MY face,
why should I expect anyone else?