-Well, here's what people are talking about.
You guys, we are just three days away from Super Bowl LII.
That is right! [ Cheers and applause ]
Which means that we're just three days away
from finding out whether Boston will be burned down
by an angry mob or a happy mob.
We don't know which -- [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
Everyone is excited. In fact, I saw that on StubHub,
there's a Super Bowl ticket listed at over $66,000.
[ Audience "Oohs" ]
And the person who buys it will get to the stadium
and say, "$10 for a beer? That's crazy. Come on, man."
[ Laughter and applause ]
"What am I doing here? I should be watching the game."
Over on the Animal Planet,
they're holding their 14th annual Puppy Bowl.
And -- yeah. -Yeah!
-This year, it will feature Team Ruff...
[ Light laughter ]
...versus Team Fluff.
[ Laughter ]
And if you're curious which team is better,
please visit www.gamblersanonymous.org.
They're here to help. [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
"Blew $66,000 on Team Fluff." [ Laughter ]
"$10 for a beer?! Come on, man!"
[ Laughter ]
"There's no way they're not starting that puppy in Fluff!"
[ Laughter ]
If that's not enough, though, Sunday is also the Kitten Bowl
on the Hallmark Channel. -What?
[ Cheering ]
It'll feature the Little Longtails
going up against their rival, a red laser pointer.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
Speaking of TV, guys, I saw that Omarosa
is going to be a cast member on "Celebrity Big Brother."
[ Audience "Oohs" ]
She said that, after a year in the White House,
she just wanted to be in a house without so much drama.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Some more news out of Washington.
I read that the government is spending $24 million
to replace two refrigerators on Air Force One.
Until then, they're keeping perishables cold
by putting them between Donald and Melania.
-Hey-oh! [ Laughter and applause ]
-Whoa! Whoa! Ho! -That's using your noggin.
That's using your brain.
That's using your noggin right there.
-Hey!
-I heard about this new trend on Twitter.
Did you guys hear about this?
It's where people lip-synch a quote from "Riverdale,"
then they throw up a scarf, and they transform.
Have you heard of this? It's pretty fun.
Check this out.
-Oh, well.
karma's a bitch.
-Whoa! Yeah.
Now, Tariq, you were telling me that you did one earlier, yeah?
-Yeah, yeah. Check it out.
-Oh, well.
Karma's a bitch.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughing ] What?
[ Laughter ]
That is really --
That is really something right there.
-Check out mine, Jimmy.
-Oh, well.
Karma's a bitch.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, my God! [ Laughter ]
Oh, my goodness. Whoa, whoa, wow.
Wow, wow, wee wow. Incredible.
Hey, James, you did one, too, right?
-Yeah, watch this.
-Oh, well.
Karma's a bitch.
-Oh! [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
That's your -- That's your --
James, that's your -- that's your one solo album from 2001.
[ Laughter ] Unbelievable.
-Wow, that's a great change. -Karma really is --
Happy birthday, by the way. Happy belated birthday, James.
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
-We love -- We love you, man.
We love -- We love you.
We love you, man. Oh, he had no idea.
I love it. [ Laughter ]
We love you, dude.
Happy birthday, Stro, as well. Happy belated birthday to Stro.
[ Cheers and applause ] Happy birthday.
Listen to this. You guys hear about this?
A man in Massachusetts went to claim a $10,000 lottery prize
and found out that he misread the ticket
and actually won a million dollars.
[ Audience "Oohs" ]
Later, his wife said, "Did you get the 10 grand?"
He was like, "Yes."
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Yeah, I got the whole 10 grand."
And finally, you guys, I read that
the last Blockbuster location in Texas is closing.
[ Audience "Awws" ]
When employees were told the news, they said,
"Wait. We were still open?" [ Laughter ]
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!