-Welcome back. We're hanging out with Miles Teller!
[ Cheers and applause ]
He is hosting "Saturday Night Live" this weekend,
but first we're about to face off in a game of Drinko.
Drinko, do you want to explain how the game works?
-Yes. Welcome to Drinko. In this game, the two of you
will take turns climbing my stairs
and dropping two of your disks down the Drinko board.
The disks will plink down and land in these plastic cups
containing some of my favorite beverages such as...
Girl Scout Thin Mints,
cream-cheese water, and garlic shot.
Your opponent must drink the cocktail
of the two chosen drinks.
-Alright. Thank you very much. -Cheese water?
-Drinko, what did you say again? Did you say --
-Cream-cheese water! -Alright.
-♪ It's water with cream cheese! ♪
-That's my favorite --
That's a great Harry styles song.
♪ Cream-cheese water, ah, cream-cheese water ♪
Alright, Miles, why don't you go up there first
because you're our guest? -Sure.
-Climb up the steps of Drinko and enjoy yourself
a good beverage. -Yes. Thank you.
-Yeah, no problem.
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-Drinko, you okay?
-Drop the disk whenever you're ready, Miles.
-Alright. -Here it comes.
Cream-cheese water!
-Alright. Your first cup will be the garlic shot.
-Garlic shot! -[ Sad tuba plays ]
-It's a garlic shot. -That's healthy.
-That's healthy for you. That's not that bad.
And then you're gonna mix that with another beverage
once you drop the second chip.
-Drop your second disks.
Here it comes.
Coming down the stairway.
Ginger kombucha. -Ooh. Not bad actually.
-Ginger kombucha.
-Oh, my -- I'm -- This is great.
-Miles, you have ginger kombucha...
Thank you, Drinko.
-I think they sell these -- -You wanna take those?
-You can buy this shot in a store right now for like $14.
-Yeah, that's actually not bad.
You've got ginger kombucha and garlic shot.
Not bad. -Ooh.
-Place it in this nice cup right there and enjoy yourself.
A garlic shot.
[ Audience groans ]
-Mmm! -Alright.
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Good luck. Good to see you.
-Oh!
-Oh, that'll help. That'll help.
-God, it's --
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-Ahh. I feel lighter. I don't know. I feel --
I'm so much healthier than you right now.
-Your Adam's apple was shaking as you were drinking.
[ Gurgling ]
-Yeah. -Now it is your turn, James.
-What do you want me to do, Drinko?
-I want you to ascend the staircase
and drop two disks in me. -Okay.
-Drinko's getting a little bossy.
-Drinko.
-I'm sorry. On me. All over me.
-Alright, all right.
-Climb the -- Unh! Eh! Ah!
Unh! Eee! Ooh! Ooh! Ohh...
Drop the disk, baby.
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-Alright. I want to stay away from cream-cheese water.
-No. -I'm going to throw up
if I do cream-cheese water.
Is that good right here?
-Here we go.
-No! Stay away from that side! Yes! Good, good, good.
Oh, no, oh, no!
-No! Yoo-hoo!
-Yoo-hoo! Yes!
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-Drop the second disk.
-Ugh. Let's just do it. Alright. Here we go.
-Come on, cream-cheese water!
[ Drinko grunting ]
-No, no, no. Please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-Hey!
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Oh, James.
You must drink my cream-cheese water.
-I hate this game. I --
I just -- It's not. -That's the cream --
-It is not!
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Why in the world?!
-♪ Cream-cheese water ♪
Two drinks, one cup.
[ Audience groans ] There you go.
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-Ugh! -Cream-cheese water.
[ Laughter ]
-I mean, it might pair well with Yoo-hoo.
-You can do it, James. You can do it.
Oh, that's the Yoo-hoo.
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-[ Groans ] I really -- This type of stuff. I can't --
I can't do it. I can't. Like --
-You can do it. You can do it.
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-[ Coughs ]
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[ Coughs ]
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-Wow!
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Ohh!
-How's that? -Not so bad.
-It's so gross. -Yeah.
-It's so -- What's the worst part is,
it's still in the beard.
[ Laughter ] It is so gross.
Gosh, that is disgusting. Okay.
-Cream-cheese water.
Are you ready for the final round?
-Yeah. Okay. This is gonna be a race.
We're both gonna climb up there. It's not over now?
-No, one more round. -What's the final round?
-Both of you climb up and drop a disk.
Whosever first disk lands first is the winner,
and the loser has to drink the cocktail of both beverages.
♪ Let's go ♪
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-Oh. Wait. What is it?
-Both of you climb up the stairs.
-Alright. -Both of you drop a disk.
-We're dropping two disks? -Yes, at the same time.
Whoever's disk gets there first wins.
The other person has to drink the drink, the loser's drink.
-I think the Drinko guy is drunk. I don't think --
-Oh, yeah. -That's why they call me Drinko.
[ Laughter ]
-Drinko, wait. Where do we find you, Drinko?
-Ready? I'm going to count to three.
-Drinko, where did we find you?
-You didn't find me. I found you.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright. So we're both dropping --
We're both dropping at the same time.
-At the same time. I will count down, "3, 2, 1, drop."
Are you ready? -Yes.
Where are you putting yours? On the line?
-Right here. -Okay.
-3, 2, 1, drop.
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-Oh, I'm toast. -Yo!
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-What'd you get?
What did we get? What did we get?
Is it more cream-cheese water!
This is the best game ever!
Drinko, Drinko, Drinko! Drinko, Drinko, Drinko!
What did we get? Yoo-hoo...
-Well, I think I've got the...
-And the garlic shot again? Dude.
-Oh, garlic shot. -What do you -- What do you --
I'll give you -- You can add one more thing to mine.
-Okay. -Bone broth.
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[ Audience shouting suggestions ]
-Mustard juice.
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Cream-cheese water. -No.
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They -- The audience turned on me so fast.
It's like...
-They loved you when you come out.
-I come out. They're like, "Oh, 'Top Gun," this and that."
For this, they're like... -"Cream-cheese water."
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You guys are mean.
-Good luck. Are you -- Do you have a good, strong stomach?
-No. I do have, like, a fairly sensitive gag reflex.
-I can't think about what I did. The Yoo-hoo helped me.
The Yoo-hoo helped me.
That's not Yoo-hoo. That's garlic.
And that's the Yoo-hoo. -Here comes the Yoo-hoo.
-I'm gonna add a little cranberry into this one.
-Oh, my God. -Take it to the "finish."
-That's a lot to chug. -Turn and burn, baby.
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-Oh, my God! Legend!
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Legend right there! Miles Teller!
How did you do that? How did you do that?