- We'll have you up in no time.
- (laughter)
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- I definitely read your comments
And lately I've gotten a ton of comments
to check out some
of the medical situations from the TV show,
SpongeBob SquarePants.
For those of you who haven't seen the show though,
SpongeBob SquarePants is a yellow sponge that lives in a
pineapple with his pet snail,
Gary in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the
Pacific Ocean.
He works as a fry cook at the Krusty
Krab and has a best friend named Patrick.
Evidently there are medical situations in the show,
but to be honest, I don't really remember that
so, this should be super interesting,
but before we get into it,
my name is
Dr. Jordan Wagner. I'm an ER,
doc that deals with every medical situation
that you could think of.
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Let's dive right in.
- I feel horrible.
(character sneezes)
(laughter)
- All right, first off, remember we sneeze,
not just in our hands, but we got to sneeze like this,
right? That way we don't spread it and
then shake everybody's hands
after we sneezed in our own hand.
(SpongeBob sneezes)
- Oh, everywhere again.
Oh my gosh.
- Coming.
- You know, when you get sick, you're always like,
feel horrible and you got to bundle up.
Got to be careful not to bundle up too much.
You're going to cause your temperature to come back.
But actually like night time
when you know, like sweat it out
and you drench your sheets,
usually you feel better the next
day, but be careful overheating.
- Hey SpongeBob.
You going skiing?
- I'm sick Patrick, I'm going to
the doctor.
- What? Oh, you can't go!
- He's Got to be wearing a mask,
but it's good to go to the doc.
- Doctor pulls out his stethoscope!
- No oo!
(laughter)
- Yes! It's a device so sinister!
- The stethoscope is a good device that we use
to actually listen to anything internally.
- So icy cold when it touches
your bare flesh it, psst...
(SpongeBob screams)
- Yes, it is cold.
We don't do this on purpose. It happens.
And so we apologize for anything being cold
when we touch the skin.
- You got to help me get better. Patrick, please.
Would you like to be my doctor Patrick?
- What else are friends for?
It appears as though we'll have
to plug up these holes.
This ought to do the trick.
Voila!
Help!
I'm shrinking! No! Please don't hurt me!
- No bubbles. Patrick!
your treatment is working!
- He's plugging up his holes,
I guess that would be equivalent to just our mouth or our
mouth or our nose. So don't do that.
Obviously, look what's happening
he's about to explode.
- Don't touch me, I'm steril.
Scalpel please.
Feeling better?
- No
- Feeling better yet?
- Oh, nothing like just a
full body physical exam
when you got a cold or a cough.
Removing the tooth like that,
I've seen it. I've seen YouTube videos where people do that.
That one looks at you is pretty intact.
You can see all the roots to the tooth.
- How, about now?
- I don't think so.
- Well Mr. SquarePants,
it seems you have the suds.
Are you ready for your treatment?
You get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hanz!
- I want to know what the sponge treatment is.
- Getting cleaned up, getting soap.
He's getting disinfected.
And then it's being used.
I love that he's being used on like
every dirty surface.
- I feel as good as new!
I love the doctor!
- I love that he had a good experience
in going to the doctors.
- Sponge Bob! Look out for that tree!
- Oh no!
- Don't worry guys. Everything is under control
Because I'm...
- Oh no. You got to pay attention.
Oh my gosh.
- Head injury is going to happen.
(laughter)
- Ouch.
Oh.
So SpongeBob just wrecked his bottom.
You can have a fracture of your sacrum
or your Coccyx bone, which is like
our tailbone.
When it comes to broken tailbone,
there's not really much to actually do.
We always tell people anti-inflammatories, pain medications
and then buy one of those inflatable donuts
when you want to sit down.
So you're not putting direct pressure right on that fracture
or the bruised area.
- Well, it looks like your gluteus Maximus
has made a full recovery.
- My what has a what now?
- Your butt's all better.
It's really quite amazing.
It took twenty hours to put it
all back together.
But, from now on, I'd like you
to be more careful.
One more injury like that and
you could wind up like that poor
creature there.
In the iron butt.
(laughter)
- I don't understand what the iron butt is
but that's hilarious.
I think it's almost like a little excessive
to have such a massive machine
and iron contraption
as a substitute for a small buttocks.
- You really saved me!
- Oh got to be careful with slipping
on things on the floor.
Oh. Ouch!
Gosh. That's got to hurt.
Oh, Bad splinter right into
the thumb. I can feel that right now.
Ouch.
- Okay well it's been nice knowing
you, but you have got to go.
Now.
- Oh, oh, oh, try to use this.
Oh.
- You're tough, you're smart and
you are charming,
but you're still no match for me.
- Oh my gosh. Okay.
Splinters, you should be able to take them out
sometimes if they're super deep, a big
huge piece of wood like that,
you might need to go to the hospital and get it taken out.
And then we have different tools to try to get this out.
- Please pick up. Please pick up. Please pick up.
- Patrick!
- Call doctor Patrick.
- I got a splinter in my thumb.
- Hmm. I see. I think I can fit you in.
- Thanks Patrick.
- No problem.
- I love it. Using gloves. He's got his jacket on.
- Now let's see where the problems at.
- Hmm.
- Uh, Patrick?
- Hmm. Interesting.
- Patrick. This isn't helping.
- Oh. I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were a doctor.
- I love it. I love it.
- Oh no. No. It looks like you
have things under control.
- Please Patrick!
I don't want to go home early!
- I hope doctors don't pout like that.
They're humans.
Oh my gosh.
Ouch!
What?
- There appears to be a little bit of swelling.
This garbage...
- Oh my gosh. It's like the opposite
of what you are supposed to do.
Oh my gosh, making it even worse.
It got infected.
- Yeah, but my shift is over.
(laughter)
- Because it's a dirty wound,
Sometimes you maybe put on antibiotics or
just topical antibiotics because
you don't want it to get infected.
And having a barrier there is helpful.
Putting a bunch of trash on the wound
obviously made it get infected.
Smashing it with another object,
probably not the best idea.
- Can I be a candystriper here?
- Grab the uniform out of the closet.
- Nice. Candystriper I love it.
Volunteer at the hospital.
Oh, I wish the candy stripes were actually candy.
- Doctor. Thank goodness you're here.
- We were just looking for another
physician to join us on our round.
- What treatment might you prescribe
for this next patient doctor?
So what do you think will I be able to
run into bikini bottom marathon
next week?
- Oh my no. I'm afraid your...
- Yeah, you definitely don't just take
a horribly fractured leg and
just start waving it around.
It's going to be extremely painful.
Plus, the more you move it around,
bone is sharp when it breaks,
you actually try not to do that.
The only time we typically manipulate a bone,
that's not in surgery
is to cause a distraction on it.
When you do that, you try to put it back in alignment.
And actually it gives relief and protects the patient
against lacerating any of those
vital tissues.
- We'll have you up in no time.
(laughter)
- I love it. I love it.
- I love it. I love it. Okay, just throw away the whole
set of bones and you just give a
whole new set back.
We can't do that yet, but typically
we'll put metal rods in somebody.
- What is it doctor?
- This man has no insurance.
- He'll never be able to afford this room.
- You're right nurse.
- Extract the patient into the hallway.
- Yeah. Horrible. Yeah, yeah yeah.
- A long time ago, there was actually issues
where if people didn't have certain insurances,
they would just be like
taken out of the hospital,
which is against the law.
- Regarding your patient doctor.
I have come to this conclusion.
- Yes. Go on.
- We have to surgically remove him
from out in front of the candy machine so I can get to the
nutty nut bar.
- Oh my gosh.
- I see that there's X's over the eyes.
So does that mean that the patient is dead?
Definitely don't dump patients
out of your hospital. It's horrible.
- Administrator flotsam. What can I do for you?
- It has come to my attention,
that your patient is out on the front sidewalk.
- Yes. Yes he is.
- What were you thinking, man?
We're trying to run a business here.
We can't leave patients on the sidewalk.
- Not to worry. Nurse!
- I'm on it.
What's happening?
- Oh my gosh. Come on.
Administration yes oversees a lot of things.
They make the rules. So to speak.
When it comes to physicians and myself as a doctor,
I see every single patient that gets put before me that any
emergency is taken care of. And if they need to be admitted
to the hospital, they do.
If they need a prescription of medications,
they are given it
and then discharged home.
There's never abandoning a patient
because they don't have insurance.
That's totally against the law
and it's definitely not moral.
So I love these clips.
This is hilarious.
So I've never seen these specific medical clips from
SpongeBob SquarePants.
I usually see like other funny scenes.
But they actually do a really good job.
It's very funny and entertaining.
From a medical standpoint.
Do you have a favorite show that features medical situations
that you want me to react to?
Let me know which show or episode in the comments below.
And if you want to see me react to video games,
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thank you so much for watching and stay healthy
My friends.
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