(Among Us theme plays)
(howling and thunder)
- I'll get the pizza.
(gasps)
(screams in horror)
- (all in unison) Where?
- Someone added candy corn to pizza.
(all gasp in horror)
- How could they ruin pizza?
- Well pineapple kind of already did that.
- That's debatable.
- Okay. Okay.
Does anyone know who is sus?
- Everybody looks like a bad guy.
Normally I just vote for whoever looks like
they would commit a crime,
but that's everybody right now.
Except you Judah. You look pretty much the same.
- Yeah, Judah. Where's your costume?
- What do you mean? I'm a carrot.
Eh? Eh? Eh?
- You look like a giant Cheeto.
(offended gasp)
- Okay. I can't think of a comeback right now,
but you just wait five minutes and I'll have a real zinger.
- Okay. There isn't enough info.
- Nobody throw out the giant teddy bear.
- We weren't going to.
- Good, because he's so cute and fluffy.
- Oh boy.
- Okay. I say we skip.
- (group) Skip.
- At least I don't look like a giant roll of toilet paper.
- It's pretty late now.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- It's Halloween and we're house-sitting
the Settlemier Mansion. So there are five new rules.
The teddy bear, the mummy, the werewolf, the mini scientist,
and the monster hunter.
- And three imposters.
- This place is pretty spooky.
Can someone come with me and hold my hand?
- Go on.
- Okay.
- Why are Halloween maps always in haunted mansions?
Can't we go to like a haunted burger king, or something?
(upbeat instrumental music)
- Josiah, is that you in there? Can you even seen anything?
- Wow. Do you really think I'd wear a costume
I couldn't see anything in. Wow.
(grunts in pain)
- There's a door there.
- I see that now.
- Hey Mary, where's your costume?
- Oh.
Boo.
(screams in terror)
- You have the scariest costume here. By far.
- And our task is--
eat the giant candy pieces.
Well, I mean, I guess if we have to.
- Don't mind if I do.
(chewing loudly)
(gasps in shock)
- You're the other imposter.
- All right.
- We're going to lose.
- No, no, Jocelyn. Don't say we're going to lose.
Mary, you just have a terrible poker face,
whenever you're interrogated, you laugh.
So, all right. Watch this.
Mary, are you an imposter?
- No.
(giggling)
- Okay. Maybe.
- Now can I say we're going to lose?
- Clean off the haunted candles.
That's fine.
This is fine.
This is normal.
- All right Mary, put on your costume.
That'll have to work. Remember, stay away from Elijah.
He got the monster hunter role,
which means he can throw out any imposter as a crewmate.
(gasps)
- [all in unison] Where?
- Somebody punched a hole through mom's painting!
(shocked gasps)
- I, I actually had approximately 30 pounds worth of candy.
(burps)
- Well, it's not Kayla.
Me and her have been buddies together. She's safe.
- It's true. I trust him.
- I think it's Shiloh. She's been acting pretty sus.
Let's vote her out.
- Whoa. Okay. Personally, I think we vote people out
too quickly. What if we skipped until we got more info?
- [all together] Yeah. I agree.
- What? Since when have we ever been calm or rational
with this voting system?
- I don't know, but I feel like it's nice
to be mature for a change.
- Yeah. And it'll give a chance
to whoever is the werewolf role
to sniff out the imposters.
- Okay, got it.
- I said it like that. So the imposters wouldn't know
who you were and wouldn't target you.
- Oh. I am definitely not the werewolf role.
Saved it.
- Skip.
- Remember, once again, if there's enough candy
to fill up the jar, our tasks are complete.
- You get candy when you do tasks.
(unsettling creaking)
- That's fine. This is fine.
I just have to keep telling myself that this is fine.
Okay. My next task, make peace with the ghost
that haunts this house.
What now?
- All right Jocelyn, time to wreak some havoc.
- Whoa. Since when is that allowed?
- It's my special role. I get a mini scientist.
- I'm a mad scientist. Ha ha ha.
- She gets to run around and do special stuff for me.
Alright Jocelyn, time to spy on the other special roles,
and tell me what they're doing.
Go, my minion.
- I think you're my minion.
- Jocelyn, we talked about this.
I'm the big crewmate. Now go.
- Yes sir.
(upbeat techno music)
- Hey Kayla. Why are you dressed like a mummy?
- It's my special role. As the mummy,
I get to come back after being thrown out, but only once.
Wait, why are you a bunny?
- Because I want to be the least scary thing
I could think of, that way you won't all think I'm sus.
- But William, Judah is terrified of bunnies.
- What?
- Yeah. He had a traumatic incident with a bunny one time.
(screaming in terror)
- It's a bunny. It's going to eat me.
- It's because he's a carrot.
- Sebastian, you're the werewolf role,
which means you get to sniff out where the imposters are
and I'm the monster hunter,
which means I get to throw them out when we find them,
and I can keep you safe.
- That's brilliant.
- Thanks. Let's go.
- Oh, wait since I'm the werewolf role I just kind of
get itchy around the ears, you know.
Thanks.
- Don't mention it.
(sniffing)
- That way.
- Excuse me, Judah.
(screaming in fear)
- Don't do that. You scare me every time.
- What?
- Oh, hi, Kayla. Nice costume.
- Thanks.
- She's literally dressed as an undead mummy and you're not
scared of her?
- Well, yeah, it's Kayla,
it's like Halloween and spooky, but you
you're hideous.
(sighs)
- Bacon. Bacon.
- The imposter's in this room.
They kind of smell like bacon
- Maybe that's because of all the bacon
that the imposter left for us.
- Oh man. I can't have this role when I'm hungry.
- Let's go.
- Just no more haunted tasks. That's all I want.
This is fine. Totally not a haunted forest at all.
(ghostly moans)
(scoffs)
- Trees just do that. Stop it tree, you're being silly.
- [disembodied voice] No, you're being silly.
(screaming in horror)
- What? You were being silly.
- Oh hi, Shiloh.
(yells loudly)
- Jocelyn, what are you doing here all by yourself?
- Oh, nothing. Definitely not trapping you in a room.
(yelling Micah's name)
- Why are you blocking the door?
- I'm not blocking the door.
(continues yelling)
- I get it now.
You sure are pretty cute
for a little traitor.
- Thank you.
(screams)
- Nice.
- Well, this is spooky.
(Among Us theme plays)
- Someone put a bunch of toothbrushes
in the trick or treating bowl.
(all groaning in disgust)
- They also put broccoli and dental floss
and cough drops for some reason.
- And someone took out Shiloh.
(gasping in horror)
- Wait, was that last gasp about Shiloh or the cough drops?
- I'm pretty sure Shiloh.
- Ah, gotcha.
- Wait, Mary, you haven't been paired up with anyone.
Are you the imposter?
- Well, I have no idea how to tell if you're lying or not.
- Well I was with Kayla, so she's safe.
- Yeah we know.
- William, would you want to take out Shiloh?
- Don't worry. I prepared for this question.
Would a bunny really throw out Shiloh?
- Yes. Yes they would.
(yelling)
- And William was
not an imposter.
(all groaning)
- Man, I knew I should have gone with the puppy costume.
- Say goodbye, mummy.
- Wait, Daniel, he's a--
I swear, the one moment we split up.
(high-pitched scream)
- Ha, remember as the mummy,
I get to come back once after being thrown out,
come on Mary. Let's go report Micah.
Oh No, two in a row.
(wings flapping)
- Is that a bat?
- Pretty sure.
- Come here doggy, doggy, doggy.
- Wait. I think I smell bacon in this room too.
- Gosh dang it.
- Let's split.
Jocelyn. What's wrong?
- I ran out of bacon.
- Uh oh. Where are they?
- They are coming right now.
- We got to run.
- Why are you running
- Nothing. I got to go.
- Oh no you don't.
- What's going on. How is this even possible?
- I'm the Teddy bear role.
It means I get to hug the imposter and stop them from doing
anything for 30 seconds.
- That's ridiculous.
Jocelyn, go get help.
- You're so fuzzy. This is a nice hug.
(groans in frustration)
- Ha ha. You guys want some more bacon?
(screams)
- We got Micah.
(joyful yelling)
- We got him. Yay. Go crewmates.
- You too.
- Fine.
That was the best hug of my life.
- It's her. She's an imposter.
- Why aren't you scared? Why isn't she running?
- You still have a throwout cool down.
And I'm an imposter.
- Oh. I do, don't I?
That's pretty clever.
- I can be smart if I want to.
(yells)
- You still have more time before you can throw someone out.
What are you doing?
- I'm just waiting until I feel good enough
to throw you out.
(screaming)
- I can't believe they didn't like my pizza.
- Jocelyn, you should've known candy corn ruins pizza.
- Hey, you like pineapple on a pizza. That's gross.
(yelling)
- I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
- Well, this is kind of spooky.
Hopefully there are no ghosts in here.
What?
- We're close. We can actually win by tasks.
- Our imposter buddy doesn't have much time left.
- And he still has to deal with the monster hunter
and the Teddy bear.
- We're going to lose.
(exaggerated crying)
- You guys are crying like babies.
- My task is to do the mash.
- Oh yeah, the monster mash.
- The monster mash.
- It was a graveyard smash.
- They did the mash.
- It was the monster mash.
- You are making no sense.
- (vocalizing) I am your angel of music.
- What was that?
- Nothing.
- It's you. I knew I should never trust a guy
from a musical.
(gasping)
- The monster hunter! Noo!
- Don't worry. He's got this. Daniel can pull this off.
- May the best man win.
(heavy breathing)
- Why are you chasing me? You're not even an imposter.
- I know. It's because you are an imposter.
- He's chasing me.
(alarm beeps)
- Elijah is the imposter. He was chasing me.
- Yeah, I saw.
- Okay. I know how this looks,
but Daniel is actually the imposter.
- I personally saw him throw out two different people.
- Okay. That's clever.
But that's only because I'm the monster hunter and I threw
Micah and Mary who were imps.
Judah. I've been helping us win. C'mon.
- Jocelyn. Stop hugging the giant Teddy bear.
He is the enemy.
- But he's so cute and fluffy.
(dramatic music)
- Elijah is not the monster hunter. A crewmate from earlier
was, and he threw them out.
- Daniel threw out Josiah, I personally saw him.
(tense music)
- Judah, remember earlier when I was buddied up with Kayla,
and she vouched for me.
- Yeah.
- If I was the impostor I would've thrown Kayla out
a long time ago.
- You would have, wouldn't you?
(crying and cheering)
- Oh yeah, honestly, I'm not even mad.
That's impressive.
(screams)
(cheerful party music)
(Judah laughing)
- What are you giggling about?
- Look at what I was able to sneak in.
- Hey, that's half mine.
- What? I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Yeah. I did that task. I get some of that.
You'll never take it from me.
(arguing and grunting)
(joyful music)