So, our first caper was a success.
Hey, we killed it.
Not bad for some sorority girls, huh?
Yeah.
Dorothy, are we okay?
Fine, fine.
I don't care; we're fine.
Because when you say that it just makes you sound
like you want to stab me to death.
Am I really that obvious?
You really want to stab me to death?
No, no, no, no.
I'm, uh, I'm just trying to be cool?
Uh, I shouldn't even care.
So you guys dated. Whatever.
I date people all the time.
I'm dating someone right now.
It's okay if you do... care.
I mean, if Ariana found out I dated Portia
we'd be at my funeral right now.
Yikes.
Well, I mean, now we can...
...girl talk or whatever.
Sorry, I don't really know.
You guys are my first female friends.
Or, you know, friends.
So, we're cool?
Cool.
Cool as school.
Oh, that is not cool at all.
Uh...
Cool as a mule, tool...
Ja Rule!
Oh God, I suck at this.
Uh... I miss this.
Just, you know, be careful.
Miller seems, like, amazing, the perfect guy.
But Anton?
He wanted to set the world on fire...
Literally.
Huh, Miller's not like that at all with me.
That's good.
It means he's different.
I'm different too. I guess we both grew up.
Yeah, he's a pretty great guy.
Yeah, sounds like it.
Well, glad you approve of my boyfriend, Mom.
Not you too.
Well, the plan went off without a hitch.
We just need Rick to say something
in front of the bug that we've planted.
Like, for example,
something about an illegal underground coke smuggling ring
that we've heard some chatter about.
Then we've got him by the balls.
And then if we overthrow him
Anne can do whatever she wants.
Then maybe I can get into Mu Sigma Theta.
I mean, it wouldn't be with Connie, but...
Still, awesome!
Uh, she's at some Psi Pi foam party thing
that she's been helping to plan for like two weeks.
Whatever.
I haven't really gotten a chance to talk to her
about everything that's going on so--
So, what's going on?
Okay, so, for the record...
You are cool with everything?
That's not quite what I said.
Okay, but... For these guys,
can you just confirm that we are not going to get
a roomie divorce?
Oh, we could never afford the lawyer fees.
See?
So, we're stuck together for now
until Connie actually becomes a lawyer
and then she can draw up the paperwork herself.
They never change, do they?
Nope, classy as ever.
No, I'm happy at Psi Pi.
Besides, as I told Dorothy,
I don't feel the need to avenge my honour
or whatever.
But she did say that she wasn't angry anymore,
and that she appreciates what I was doing for Anne.
And yourself.
I still think this plan of theirs is ridiculous
and dangerous,
and that there are actual proper legal channels
they could be going through instead.
Wait, so you don't think that I should be doing this?
Dorothy...
I've spent my life around people who do what they should do
instead of what they want to do.
They're miserable.
I...
Would never want that for you.
(Phone buzzing)
Parents?
No, surprisingly not. It's just Monty.
How are things going with her?
I could never do long distance.
They're all right.
I mean, it's hard that I only get to see her
when I go back home but we're making it work.
How about you and Miller?
Oh, yeah, great.
You know, wait until you hear all the backstory drama
about how he was a modern day Oliver Twist in high school
and that he got his heart broken by...
Dun, dun, dun!
Alex.
Wait, what?
Yeah. See?
See what you miss
when you're off doing your sorority-ing
and your pre-law-ing and your home-ing?
Okay, I should probably call her back,
but then I want all the juicy details.
Sure, you got it.
Jerks.
Uh, um, hey you guys can come back down!
We're done talking.
Hey. Oh hey.
So, how did that go?
It went pretty well actually.
You know, Dor, it's okay if you...
if you still have feelings for her.
Uh, I don't. Seriously.
Okay.
I'm just saying it wouldn't be weird.
Come on, she shot you down,
you live together, and she's nice,
and totally hot, so...
Ugh, come on, dude, don't be jealous.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not.
It's okay if she gives you butterflies
as long as I'm still in first place.
Can't win if there's no competition, right?
You are so weird.
You love it. (Laughing)
Now, how about...
We turn this into an actual party?
Oh, what do you have in mind?
Hey
There we go.
Now...
All I need is a partner.
Oh, well, you'll have to ask someone then.
Well maybe I will.
Alex, since you dumped my ass
you owe me a dance.
Hey
It is our apartment.
We can't be the only ones not dancing.
Yeah
(Messenger chiming)
Hi guys, um...
I need you to keep an eye on Dorothy.
No...
It's just...
Don't trust Miller.
Don't tell her I said anything
but...
this doesn't feel right.
Anton wasn't a good guy,
and Miller?
I don't know.
(Floor creaking)