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Okay, if we've proven anything on this show,
it's that we can spot a conspiracy.
And sometimes it helps when somebody else
spots a conspiracy first
and then we can just confirm it and add to it,
and that's what's gonna happen today, Link.
We can spot when someone has spotted a conspiracy.
- Yeah. - Or at least you can.
- Well-- - Is that what you've done?
I've done a little boopity boop boop,
research about the Outback Steakhouse slash Satan's warehouse.
Oh, gosh, do not, ruin Outback Steakhouse for me.
Yeah my first real date with Jessie
was in an Outback Steakhouse, and after this,
I ain't never going back, man.
- Really? - Nope.
- It's that bad? - It's real bad, Link.
Just hold on.
Over the summer-- don't hold on to me.
Over the summer, a Twitter user, @eatmyaesthetics--
that's the Twitter user,
I would've selected that name, had they not already had it.
He tweeted, "Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning?"
And he wasn't talking about a new dish.
No siree, he was talking about
the observation that he made.
Check out these photos, Link.
Here's Outback Steakhouses in New York, Link.
- Link: Oh. - Rhett: What do you see there?
Link: I see that he super imposed a pentagram.
Yes, well because the Outback Steakhouse
people left him no choice.
The second location here is Indianapolis.
- Look at that! - Link: Oh, a green one.
That's almost a perfect, well, it doesn't--
It's not green. He made it green.
I mean, you're missing the point.
You can do it with whatever color you want,
- but it's a pentagram. - I see that.
Also outside of Scottsdale, Arizona and Mesa, Arizona,
- look at that one. - Link: Oh.
How could they have they not planned this, Link?
Centered on the satanic area of Gilbert.
Pentagrams left and right.
And if you didn't know the pentagram is a Wiccan symbol,
sometimes used to denote practitioners of Satanism.
So it's like, Outback Steakhouse is saying,
"Hey everybody, not only do we make great steaks,
"but we make great Satanists."
Wow. You still got some work to do.
Okay, well I've got a lot of work
that's left to be done.
They eventually, Outback Steakhouse themselves
eventually stepped in
and they tried to play this off with a little--
They responded to this guy's tweets?
With a little, a little comedic little tweet of their own,
where they drew a blooming onion,
or they didn't draw it,
they just put a blooming onion over--
- Link: A map. - Rhett: A map.
And this is exactly the kind of light-hearted
faux comedic response you would expect from someone
who's hiding something, Outback!
You're not hiding anything,
except for whatever's under that blooming onion,
which is just some part of the country.
Man all I am is getting hungry at this point.
And then Huff Po,
that's cool short lingo for "Huffington Post."
- Okay. - They got involved,
and they declared that this theory had been
completely debunked because, quote,
"With over 1000 locations,
it's bound to create some crazy shapes
if you look hard enough."
Now "Huffington Post" is in on the conspiracy too.
Of course they are.
I just think it's cool that some dude
tweeted some like MS Paint pentagrams,
and then Outback and Huff Po
are in a conversation with him.
- Oh. - That's the beauty of the Internet.
You think that's cool? How cool is this?
Right here in our own freaking backyard, Los Angeles, Link.
Here's the Los Angeles Outback Steakhouse locations.
Check this out.
Oh, you have to kinda go across the mountains,
to get up to that one in Hesperia,
but then you come back down, and then you come across,
and it, Link, you tell me what--
You tell me what that is.
If that's not Satan himself,
leaving his mark on our town through Outback Steakhouses,
what else could it be?
Well, it looks like an aroused rocket.
You got a spare there?
Well just in case I messed up, yeah.
Well, you did. You wanna try again?
That's not a pentagram.
What no, I mean, it's got a really short point on that side.
Fine, let me, let me try.
All right, I'm gonna use your spare, okay.
Right over here we've got.
What are you trying to do?
It's a tomahawk hitting a golf ball.
Ooooh, Outback.
Outback's up to something, y'all.
Are you trying to undermine me right here?
Slicing some golf balls.
You're making light of this. Well, I'm not done man.
Okay. Not only did they step in and try to defend themselves
and not only did Huff Po get into this, but
the concept of a blooming onion,
just think about that for a second.
Oh, I do, all the time.
Just taking one onion,
and flaying it viciously so that it lays open to bleed
it's onion juices, and that is eerily similar
to some satanic sacrifice rituals, coincidence?
Do you want me to answer to that?
And, also, when Huff Post,
also known as the mainstream media,
claimed that there was over 1,000 locations
for people to move past this,
they were wrong, because currently on Wikipedia,
it says there's only 978 locations.
97 in satanic numerology code means disguise,
just like how these pentagrams were disguised
as simple Outback locations.
Coincidence?
978 minus 666 equals 312
which in itself doesn't mean anything,
but 31 means rage and Satan is known for being full of rage.
Coincidence?
Wake up, "sheeple"!
Satan's on the loose, and you must be vigilant.
And he's mostly at an Outback Steakhouse.
That's where he's at right now.
Somebody please get a straight jacket.
And more Chex mix.
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