You guys seemed to like the kind of rant-y style of that last video.
But a lot of you hated the amount of jump cuts I used so I'm going to try to fix that so today
We're going to be focusing on a juicer
A juicer? Why a jucier? because this isn't just any juicer, this is a juicer with
120 million dollars behind it. It has investments from heaps of big companies like Google
And it has the whole sleek, minimalist, look that all the kids love these days anyway without any more
coufulling (slazo that's a neopet) let's see what this is "and use the handles on the side to lift the inner box out open
The inner box and locate the quick start setup guide" now
This is easily the best thing about the entire thing the box also has that clean apple light design which eh? I
Don't mind it. I don't mind it and
No, homie to get started plug in your press and make sure the lights on the front flash a few times
Open your juice arrow app and sign in with your account. You have to connect your juicer to your wi-Fi Network
You have an app for your juicer. This is one of those whole internet of things ideas
That's pretty cool in theory, but then when you actually go and do it, it just gets in your way
Why would you use a juicer and get your juice or just buy your juice when you can just buy a Juicero,
Download the Juicero app, make a Juicero account, and connect your Juicero to the Wi-Fi
Why wouldn't we want that? Isn't that easier isn't that convenient isn't that Modern and futuristic?
No, no, it's not. It's pointless and stupid.
[Voiceover]: Start by removing your pack bundle from the packaging, rip open the top of the bundle and remove a pack
Open your press and place the pack inside
Make sure the spout of [the] pack hangs outside of and below the door
Shut the door of the press you will hear a lock after you close it
place a tall glass under the press and then press the button in a few moments juice will start flowing out of the bottom of
the pack
[Slazo]: Okay, so here's where things really go downhill
What the Juicero does, is you put the bag in after scanning the QR
code and then the machine will use space-age technology to
Squeeze a bag. Something that's never been done before, and it turns out any way that you can just
Squeeze the packets with your hand and get the exact same amount of juice
and then you don't have to spend this machines price which is
[$400] and that's the lowered price it used to be 700 - [Devil's Advocate]: Now Michael, I think you're being a bit unfair
I think you need to give it a go. -[Slazo]: Okay. Okay, let's see what else they have to tell us.
[Voiceover]: Making juice is easy
Start by taking a stroll down to the neighborhood farmers market by about fifty dollars worth of organic fruits and vegetables don't forget to bring
A tote bag you sell tote bags? [Dude]: we'll just carry it
[Neighbour]: Did you forget your tote? [Voiceover]: wash your fruits and vegetables cut them chop them wash them again. Peel them
[Dude]: I think this peeler's broken! [Slazo]: Okay, so what we've got
Here is a demonstration about how hard it is to regularly make juice
And they do it like those infomercials where everyone just has no sight in one eye and has no depth
[perception] and was knocked on the head as a kid [Voiceover]: ... realize there's still a part missing...
Find it [Dude]: *maniacal laugh* [Voiceover]: ... figure out how to
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[Voiceover]: What comes out of the Juicero is so fresh that it shouldn't even be called juice. It should just be called...
I don't know, squashed produce? Because that's what it is. [Slazo]: Okay, okay
a bit of a nitpick here
But squashed produce... isn't that, isn't that exactly what they were buying from the farmers market earlier if anything?
It's less fresh because it came in a bag that no matter how well sealed
Probably took a couple days to arrive at your doorstep and naturally it's less fresh than something you just bought at the grocery [store]
Or the farmers market or whatever [Voiceover]: Our founder Doug is straight-up made of juice.
[Doug]: Literally there is juice in my veins.
And we haven't even gotten to the most genius part yet. There's nothing to clean no mess whatsoever
It's so easy that it makes the old way of juicing seem well oh clever
Hold up, hold up so making you juice using vegetables or whatever I get it
I get it the pain you have to wash up
I get what they're saying and I'm kind of with them that but they're also throwing out
Bottles of juice like the ones you buy from the store because they are
Easier than the juice breath cheaper than the juice press and there are compelling reasons to buy it
unlike the juice prank they cost about what six dollars down at the saw which is less than the bags on their [right] not even
Counting the [$400] cost of the actual machine and you don't have to
Connect them to Wi-Fi or connect these to an app on your phone
You just open the bottle and drink it and another concern
I have with the wi-Fi thing is from the way they set these up in the last video
it seems like you have to connect the [machine] with your phone and with the wi-Fi for it to work, [so]
What if you have a wi-Fi outlet? What if you don't have any internet?
Can you just not have your juice will the machine just not work you see this is the problem with all this internet of things
Stuff on paper it sounds really good
But there are actual real life with gistic Alysha's that these things have that you have to account for and now credit where it's due
The machine is really well designed from a tactical
Engineering point of view it's pretty cool apparently there are like 12 different mechanisms
Just in the way it locks which from an engineering point of view is pretty cool, but do I as a Buyer care
How many mechanisms are in the door of my juicer? No.
I just want juice. Which is why this is a waste of money
You should not buy this juicer this juicer is trying to make advancements where?
Advancement isn't necessary nobody wants a new juicer, and now I know I'm a little late to this entire thing
But I saw it and I thought it's something I can rant about you guys seem to like the entire rant style of my last
video
So I thought I'd give it [to] you in this hole less serious more
Advertiser friendly package anyway if you guys liked this video
Tell me down below if there's any more dumbass stuff
You want me to talk about then tell me that as well, and I'll see you next time
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