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Karen Rodriguez.
"How do you know when it's okay
to fart in front of your boyfriend?"
I got one coming! I'm joking!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
My wife of 40-some odd years has never farted in front of me.
But I've farted in front of her.
You know how that goes.
That's really not okay ever.
You should never fart in front of your boyfriend.
It's never okay to fart in front of your boyfriend,
so try to cover it up with some music.
I don't think there's a specific time. You just go for it.
First date; just get it out there ready. All the tension is gone.
If he farts in front of you, that's usually a pretty good sign
that you can fart in front of him.
You have to be comfortable with him.
You have to have known him for a while.
If you feel comfortable and there's an intimacy there
and you're not going to be embarrassed
or he's not gonna say anything to shame you,
then there you go.
Do you have to be-- know him pretty well
and be quite sure of him? I would not recommend it.
Best time to do it is when he's in a happy mood
and you're laughing and excited,
and just do it on accident or on purpose,
'cause you really need to do it.
Just be like, "Oopsies, I was too excited. I'm sorry."
And then just act all cute.
Maybe just test it, like,
let out a little one at first and then see if he cares,
and then just start ripping him.
Just do it when you could blame it on someone else
and then see how he reacts to just the general idea of that fart.
And then if he's okay with it, claim it. If not, free pass.
Just fart and say, "Oopsy."
You have to fart mostly 18 times a day.
And if you don't fart, you'll get sick.
So it's okay to fart.
Tyson Wright wants to know...
"How do you become fast like Sonic the Hedgehog?"
And my question is, who is Sonic the Hedgehog?
You would have to become a cartoon, I assume,
in order to be that quick.
Run at least once a week, paint yourself blue,
and do a little haircut.
Wear red shoes.
Sonic wears red shoes, you should wear red shoes.
And you'll feel the difference right away.
Train and try to run as fast as you can.
Maybe you could train with hedgehogs.
Buy a pack of hedgehogs
and then just have them run with you.
Gonna have to jump in a plane, strap some rockets to your butt.
Do something like that.
That's the only way you're gonna get that fast.
Run every day in the morning.
Run faster and faster and faster.
Act like you're being chased by a pack of hungry wolves.
That'll get you going pretty fast.
I don't know what Sonic does exactly,
'cause I'm not a big video game person,
but I know that he obviously has to be fast.
Try to be on your school track team.
Try to run a few miles every day if you can.
I recommend doing squats.
Four sets of 15 reps to build that muscle endurance,
and you can become super-fast. That's it.
Lili CM wants to know...
"How do I calm myself down when I'm stressed out?"
I can only tell you what I do, and that is
I think about the universe
and that the universe is a peaceful place.
I get stressed out very easily, so I completely feel your pain.
And I usually just try to visualize what I have to do
and see myself doing it so then it's more tangible and I can
actually figure out how I'm going to carry out my tasks.
Talk to a friend, someone that you can trust.
Try to picture yourself in a very calm, serene place.
Like, I picture myself at the beach.
You just get a little stress ball
and just squeeze it as hard as you can.
If you want to relieve stress, try squeezing something.
Like, try squeezing your pants or your shirt.
Like... (grunting)
Draw what you're feeling
and take a walk with your dog.
Have some time to yourself.
You can go to the beach, lay out.
Make yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa or tea.
Watch your favorite movie and just take a break from everything.
Take a hot bath.
Or go out and get a massage someplace.
I recommend exercise, 'cause when you're exercising,
you can't really focus on other stuff,
because you're not really comfortable,
so you get your mind off of it.
Just counting very slowly and calmly
can bring you some reduction of stress.
Take a deep breath in for a count of about eight,
then you breathe out nice and slow for a count of about eight.
Do those nice breathing exercises,
and that will calm you right down.
Eat some ice cream. Ice cream's good when you're stressed out.
"Stressed" backwards is just "desserts."
How is there a guy named "sampath"?
Sampath Widushan asks...
"How long can I wear dirty jeans before having to wash them?"
(incredulously) You wash your jeans?
That's what you're supposed to do?
Once they start to smell, I'd wash them.
If you get really dirty, then you can wash them.
But if they're not that dirty, you can probably still wear them.
I'd say you can wear dirty jeans for about two, maybe three days.
If they're dark jeans and you spill something on them,
you know, when you wipe it off, it blends in with the jeans,
so that way you can't see it.
Two days!
If you're just not going to be anywhere dirty,
you could probably wear the jeans one more day.
Definitely wash them by the fourth day,
because they're just nasty by then. Nasty.
I think five wear-throughs is right about the limit.
If you're really clean, you could probably push eight,
if you really, just really take care of them.
Probably the max is gonna be a year.
When I was a teenager, we used to wear Levis
without washing them for, like, a year.
I just read a fascinating article
that say we need to be washing certain things a lot more often,
jeans being one of them.
So when you consider where your jeans have gone
and what you're sitting in, then you might want to think about
washing them a little more often.
Sheethal101 wants to know...
"How do I get better at applying my own makeup?"
Honey, if you don't know how to use makeup, don't wear makeup.
See, I have issues with that too,
especially when I'm doing my eyeliner and stuff.
I hate that.
'Cause I'm trying to get that wing, but I always mess up.
I always have a hard time with the eyeliner,
and so I can understand that.
But I think with a little practice, you'll get a lot better.
Practicing.
You want to glam up?
Practice, practice, practice.
If you're not using a mirror while you're doing your makeup,
I'd say start using a mirror.
Do what I do.
Get one of those magnifying mirrors with lights on it.
It's perfect.
Find what you like, what looks best on you,
and then just go with it for the rest of your life.
Why would you need more makeup looks?
Ask other girls for advice and like,
"Oh, how do you do that? Can you show me how to do that?"
When someone else is applying your makeup, ask questions,
find out what it is they're doing and why they're doing it.
Read magazine articles and try different suggestions.
YouTube. It's a great place to start. Try to find beauty gurus.
I would suggest Bethany, 'cause she's amazing. Bethany Mota.
NikiandGabiBeauty and Tess Christine.
They all have amazing makeup tutorials.
I learned how to apply my own makeup
by watching beauty gurus on the internet.
Watch videos, 'cause it's nice to see a visual of it
so you know what to do, and then you can apply it to yourself.
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Bye! Thanks for all your questions.
Bye. I'ma try to perfect my wing.
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