got the wrong wings
well I'm going there this may very well be the most controversial video that I have ever done
ever but the one thing that you got to remember first and foremost as we go into this
I am a daredevil and I am an adrenaline junkie and if you're a regular viewer granted you
know that because you could just look at my day-to-day life put the pieces together and
you're going to obviously see yes when it comes down to anything that has to do with high risk
and low reward that's me that's what I am all about extreme sports I I drink with straws
I wear Wing collars with neckties yeah I live on the edge and when you put it together and
when you realize that then it all makes sense if there's someone who's going to push the envelope
if there's someone who's actually going to go there with boneless wings that's me
yeah boneless wings though it is it is a controversial subject I'll say that and
you know the mere mention of boneless wings it always always elicits a reaction if you take a
look the last time I mentioned boneless wings explicitly on the channel was two months ago
and you could see the comments that came in and this is just a tiny handful of them
they're just cut up chicken tenders are they just small chicken strips they're for
five-year-olds boneless chicken wings are just a glorified nuggets now that's something that
that the commenters are going to have to work out whether they're nuggets or they're chicken tenders
he admitted that he prefers boneless wings and that immediately renders his opinion useless
and ranch is for people with no taste gotta have blue cheese don't forget about that they're just
nuggets they're not Wings they're chicken nuggets with too much breading they're fancy chicken
nuggets that's good it's an ani [ __ ] obviously we all know that and uh the the comparisons and
the comments are endless and it's something that I've always known that people you know they they
are very divided when it comes down to boneless wings and how they feel about them and it all came
to a head about two weeks ago in the news there was a lawsuit against the uh the chain I guess
you could call it the fast food chain the Sports Bar Buffalo Wild Wings where someone decided to
take this into the legal system and they filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings saying well
they're boneless wings aren't actually boneless chicken wings and that went around in the courts
I think the lawsuit got thrown out eventually but it certainly had its day in the news you
had a lot of headlines a lot of people talking about boneless wings and how they feel about the
product and the name and all of that and there's been so much talk about it and I thought well
I'm a daredevil so I'm gonna throw my hat into the ring even if it's a week or two late
no regrets I'm just going in and I'm going for it that's exactly what I'm doing today
brace yourself because right now there's going to be a revelation
there's nothing I could do to soften the blow so I'm just going to tell it as it is
and uh have to deal with the Fallout
I like boneless wings yes yes indeed you heard that right
I like boneless wings I am a fan of boneless wings as a matter of fact
most of the time if I'm given a choice between your traditional bone-in wings
and boneless wings I am going to choose the boneless wings over the traditional wings
now I know on a large scale right now there's probably a few reactions
there are probably many people out there either in total shock
and there's another fraction of individuals who are uncontrollably sobbing at this revelation
and then there's a third group that have turned red with rage and I can't even begin
to imagine the amount of computer screens and smartphones that are being smashed right now
because I said that I like boneless wings but like I said No Regrets I'm just going forward
and what I want to do in this video is I don't want to change anyone's mind I don't want to
tell you oh you have to feel this way about boneless wings that they're this they're not
that oh well because I like boneless wings and you have to also and you gotta no none of that
what I want to do in this video is just explain why why do I like boneless wings
what is it about then exactly that I like that's what I'm going to cover here today
before we get into that there's one important concession that I do want to make
boneless wings are not boneless chicken wings of course they're not so everyone that says and in
the comments obviously and I know there's tons of people thinking that right now that you know you
idiot you know it's it's like a chicken nugget it's not the actual boneless wing yeah of course
you're absolutely right boneless wings are not the boneless chicken wings and that's all that
there is to it boneless wings as far as as far as I see it anyway it's a name for a product and it
might be a silly name it might not be the truest name in the world my view on it is quite simple
call them whatever you want to call them if you want to call them boneless wings then
call them boneless wings if you want to call them chicken nuggets then call them chicken nuggets if
you want to call them oh they just uh they're for five-year-olds or losers what does it matter to me
the way I see it call them whatever you want I just like the product
and that's all that there is to it so as far as what they actually are yeah they're not actually
chicken wings with the bone removed of course it's the breast meat and it's battered it's fried
it's got the sauce on it yeah it's a different product than the chicken wings of course to me
that's self-explanatory and that's one of the things that I like about them and I'm going to
cover that more in a minute but absolutely so all the people out there that I that I see you
know that get very frustrated about the name of it well the way I see it it's just a name maybe
they should be called something else I have no objection to that if you want to call them buffalo
style nuggets I'm on board with that I don't have a problem there but the name is just that a name
it's the product itself that I'm a major fan of I am I always have been and I always will be
what you're about to see next might be one of the most difficult things you've ever witnessed to
but we're just going to go in like I said I am not about softening the blows this time around let's
take a look at a little bit of historical Montage of all of my run-ins with boneless wings over the
years for many this footage might be nothing short of harrowing first we're going back to 2012 and
as you could see I'm just going right in no Fork nothing just eating those boneless wings with my
bare hands I warned you this was going to be rough but no worries by 2014 switched over to the fork
first gave it a little bit of a Sniff and there's that boneless wing with fork going in
this one this is just the water review I just wanted to throw that in for the fun
of it but you could pretend that that's a liquid boneless wing 2015 the year being
2016 though back at it again this one was from boneless or Buffalo Wild Wings with indeed the
boneless wings trying it out there again no Fork I was a bit more Brazen then but uh trying out that
one boneless wings Buffalo Wild Wings 2019 though actually that's not a boneless wing that's that's
just there for the heck of it that's a Cheesy tot from Burger King but why not throw that in
close enough right and then to the present 2021 I guess that's two years ago now but trying out some
boneless wings from RBS once again with the fork Witcher nowadays I only eat them with the fork
well if you thought things were bad already it's about to get a whole
lot worse because right now my radio show is going out on the shortwave
and even worse than that something that makes that pale in comparison
those are what you think they are that's right the real deal
now all joking and craziness aside though I do want to talk real quick about why I like boneless
wings what it is that I like about them and and all of that I mean like I said my personal view
of all of this I think that the hate that they get is a bit overblown I think it's quite frankly one
of those things that it just becomes popular to hate on boneless wings so people just go for it
I know a lot of people think the name is stupid and and I won't even be one to disagree with that
but you know the name to me just is that it's just the name and really it's the product that I like
I think a lot of people get caught up in the name it's not so much what the product itself actually
is because you don't really see people hating on chicken nuggets or some people compared them to
chicken tenders or any of that really people just accept those for what they are but boneless wings
it's really the name people think oh well it's not actually a boneless wing and that's true
but I've always liked the uh the Boneless Wings because all right a couple reasons number one I
don't mind eating the regular you know your traditional buffalo wings the problem that I
have with them is a couple things number one I prefer boneless wings because I like that I can
get more meat with them one of the favorite things that I like about wings is the sauce of course not
necessarily the process of eating the wing which I know might be a bit weird to some but it's just
how it is with me but I like that you can get more meat with them I like that you could get more of
that breading in the the little crisp and crunch from the breading with the boneless wings as well
to me and these days now I think it's fluctuated a bit as far as inflation and all that goes but
to me it always seems like for the price I was getting more food as well given the amount of
meat that you could essentially Salvage from the wing as opposed to the Boneless nugget
essentially is uh there's quite a difference and I also like that you could eat them with a fork
it's less messy and then one development over the years that just has been specific to me granted
I think for those of you who are regular viewers you know that my teeth aren't that great and you
know that it is what it is the circumstances are what they are but my teeth definitely have
many problems I've had numerous extractions I've had probably seven or eight root canals I have
crowns I have I've had Crown lengthenings all these procedures you name it and I'm still in
the midst of some dental work right now as a result when I'm eating the bone-in wings
generally they're a bit more on the firm side and there's always that risk of Biting Down
on the bone as well which for me has yes indeed actually shattered uh this is years
ago granted but it has shattered teeth of mine so given that I'll just say it as it is given
that my mouth is such a train wreck being able to eat the boneless wings with a fork
they're a little bit they're a little bit softer but you could still enjoy that little bit of a
crisp and crunch that the breading has to offer they're still flavorful I just like eating them
I mean I like chicken nuggets of course I like the the boneless wings and I think it's just a
matter of personal preference but to me it still has the sauce I like the way it tastes it's easy
to eat it's not messy it's economical it's good on my teeth that's why I like them that's why I
eat them that doesn't mean that you have to like them or that you have to eat them too
or that you have to be on board with the name or any of that because you don't have to be at all
what I wanted to do on a final note is get something from Buffalo Wild Wings
there's actually a quote from them that I want to pull up real quick because I thought it was
a good point that they raised and I decided to get some of their honey barbecue boneless wings
I'm just gonna snack on but there was a quote that they said in a news article and I liked
this they said they tweeted this out it's true our boneless wings are all white meat chicken
our hamburgers contain no ham our buffalo wings are zero percent Buffalo and I liked that I
thought it was a witty response from them but it's true there's a lot of names out there that are a
bit misleading you know it's like a hamburger yeah you're not gonna expect to have a big slice of ham
there or you don't think that buffalo wings if that's buffalo meat but no one ever pitches a fit
over that but boneless wings you know it's just I think it's one of those things that it's just
popular to hate on it just because it's popular to hate on it and that's really all that there is
to it but I guess the moral of the story yeah I could understand that the name can be silly
I still like boneless wings I always will
call them whatever you want but the fact that I like boneless wings really change is absolutely
nothing in the grand scheme of things you could still order regular Wings to your heart's content
and you could still hate boneless wings to your heart's content and I'm gonna keep eating
boneless wings and if a day comes where they change the name and they decide to call them
let's say buffalo style nuggets well then I'm gonna feel the exact same way and I'm gonna say
I like buffalo style nuggets or whatever the name winds up being I just like the product case closed
yeah it tastes good and it's easy for me to eat as well that's the other thing it's like I still
have that that dental work that is still ongoing so I still have all the temporary stuff in my
mouth if you actually saw earlier in the video at the the intro it's actually funny how this played
out so I got two orders of what I was hoping were boneless wings one where these uh honey barbecue
wings which are quite good there's a nice there is a nice sweetness to them but still the chicken is
Juicy it's flavorful a little bit of saltiness to it actually a hint of spice also but they're good
uh it's just good really just good flavorful enjoyable honey barbecue boneless wings but in
addition to that I also got an order of what I thought were boneless medium wings and I guess
what they did was by accident they gave me bone-in medium wings instead of the Boneless ones so I had
a little bit of fun with that but uh what I'm just getting at because of that dental work
and how fragile the one front tooth still is just it's pending it's pending a crown I was trying to
figure out how can I eat these these bone-in Wings given that because you know when you bite into a
wing you're usually biting in with the front teeth well in this case being that one of my front teeth
there was a essentially is out of commission and the meat is a bit on the firmer side I had to eat
the bone-in wings with a knife and fork and I'm sure it would have looked pitiful a process but
I actually had to cut the the meat off the off the wings and just deal with it that way whereas these
they're softer they're not as firm they're still though that little bit of a crunch to them
but I could easily come in at an angle eat it comfortably despite my dental situation
but all in all like I said moral of the story I just like the product and call it whatever you
want to call it because whether or not I like the boneless wings or not it changes nothing
on your end it has no bearing whatsoever on your life or the grand scheme of things or any of that
I like the product you're not forced to call it whatever you want to call it and that's all
that I have for you I just wanted to share some random thoughts on boneless wings hey you might
hate them that's fine with me I like them that's all that there is to it that's all that I have
for you hope you enjoyed this random video until next time I'm your host the report of the week